Hey Rooner

Rooner · 12-19-2007, 05:20 PM

diceisgod Wrote:I'll give you a hint (ie a real one and not a "BA-John-Doe-from-Se7en"-type hint) on my "caring percentage" regarding your real age or real anything: it starts with a 'Z' and ends with a '%'

And don't flatter yourself, Wonderwrinkles. You sound like you...but better...but still YOU.

I gave this to YOU.... like I was James Earl and you Conan. Until you understand where <<THAT ref over there came from....be content as the "better you".

Tha said, Merry Christmas! (unless you're a kike...and again see above hint per me and this "mystery" being untangled & revealed)

Wanna see my big snake?

diceisgod · 12-19-2007, 05:39 PM

Rooner Wrote:Wanna see my big snake?

Only if I can use it to tie & crucify you on the 'Tree of Woe'

funsnapsdyno · 12-19-2007, 08:06 PM

fudge packers.

diceisgod · 12-19-2007, 08:31 PM

He "packs". I "tuck-in". He ain't the TrouserSnake for no reason.

If I was, do you think I'd be half the writer I am or nearly as clever & sharp? Bullshit, my brain would be mush just like his from fucking like a wild Mohican, knocking up broads all over town, being up to my "cockhead-when-hard" with alimony payments & divorce proceedings, and kicking myself in the ass every other day for my fuck ups only to forget them once some other broad gets in the car & starts suckin' like a Hoover.

How's that for "wordy", you cunt?

diceisgod · 12-19-2007, 09:21 PM

If you logged off to go cry because I called you a C, then I must say that I am very very so sorry I'm not sorry but so elated at the thought of it. That would be so wizard.

funsnapsdyno · 12-19-2007, 09:49 PM

LOLOLERZ hell no

What's funny is this time last year, I would have had a vein pop but I've toughened up. I've even been voted most improved poster elsewhere and I have this board to thank. I was told it was the NYC of messageboards when I first joined - if you can make it here you can make it anywhere. So true! Now I'm being wordy you c*cksucker (go run off and cry now)

diceisgod · 12-19-2007, 10:19 PM

YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!

Rooner · 12-19-2007, 11:01 PM

Anyone who self edits should have their fingers cut off and be reduced to typing with their nose.

diceisgod · 12-24-2007, 05:40 AM

That's a pretty "extreme" position but I'm still unclear about one thing.

What is worse:

1) Truly believing that
2) The attempt at "edgy" humor

I'll let you pick and will just assume your choice is the least shameful. It is Christmas afterall.

Rooner · 12-25-2007, 06:46 PM

diceisgod Wrote:That's a pretty "extreme" position but I'm still unclear about one thing.

What is worse:

1) Truly believing that
2) The attempt at "edgy" humor

I'll let you pick and will just assume your choice is the least shameful. It is Christmas afterall.

I was going more for "visually amusing" humor though.

diceisgod · 12-26-2007, 07:49 PM

A hissing Jack Tripper > A stumbling Jack Tripper

Rooner · 12-26-2007, 08:32 PM

Agreed, but the bumbling still has its place.

diceisgod · 12-26-2007, 09:03 PM

The stumbling does indeed but not so much so that justifies the fact that it now unjustly and puzzlingly is SOOO thick and throughout EVERY fucking Three's Company fansite pic gallery, it either totally masks or results in absolute ZERO representation of the hissing. I still think that not one pic of it exists anywhere. I still say it quite confidently: They do NOT exist...not even one...not one iota...not a JOT...ZIP.

Rooner · 12-27-2007, 12:50 AM

I understand your frustration. That, coupled with the Mr. Furley situation.

diceisgod · 12-27-2007, 01:41 AM

It's probably the most significant insignificance EVER. How does that happen? It's like not having the thumbs-up screenshot of the Fonz going "Heeyyyy!"