New York and North Jersey belong to me now

diceisgod · 05-03-2008, 12:06 PM

Twist of fate and FINALLY the Rock returns to NYC. But actually as some may know I never been there but the cards have been dealt. Those territories are now mine....therefore NYC belongs to me now and me alone.

I always loved cold calling companies in NYC...they got a bunch of fucking obstructive and rude animals working those recep desks....but they always loved me & now they'll get to see my pretty face if they're smart and lucky.

I will finally put those Wall Street hotshots and the other big business haunts up that way to good use...that is, to making me filthy rich and an even bigger sales animal then I already am.

The Jays · 05-03-2008, 05:51 PM

I can't wait to meet you!

diceisgod · 05-03-2008, 06:04 PM

I will meet anyone whose company can get me 5-6 figure commissions.

Galt · 05-03-2008, 08:22 PM

What do you sell? Air conditioning units? Copy Machines? Pitney Bowes Machines? Reams of paper?

diceisgod · 05-03-2008, 09:05 PM

You mock me but I know more about your company than you do. Those Pittsburgh guys are ruthless and they be takin' over. Ya'll better watch your asses.

Me and the gatekeeper are tight!

Goatweed · 05-03-2008, 10:40 PM

you drivin' a cab now?

diceisgod · 05-03-2008, 11:46 PM

You're not good at trying to be mean. It's just not in you.

Galt · 05-03-2008, 11:51 PM

diceisgod Wrote:You mock me but I know more about your company than you do. Those Pittsburgh guys are ruthless and they be takin' over. Ya'll better watch your asses.

Me and the gatekeeper are tight!

I was in PIttsburgh yesterday.

diceisgod · 05-03-2008, 11:57 PM

Smart man. Best to cozy up to them boys or you'll be some jack-offs AA in the not too distant future...if not out on the curb.

Mad · 05-04-2008, 12:03 AM

A whore is a whore is a whore. The same can be said about sales people.

diceisgod · 05-04-2008, 12:12 AM

All I said to her was: "Hi. Maybe you can help me. I wanna rob you. What's the combo to the safe and can you leave the keys under the door mat for me?"

After that it was easy pickin's.

Galt · 05-04-2008, 01:09 AM

diceisgod Wrote:Smart man. Best to cozy up to them boys or you'll be some jack-offs AA in the not too distant future...if not out on the curb.

Galt does the fuckin.

Gooch · 05-04-2008, 04:05 AM

And lil Jeffy does the pencil pushing.

Goatweed · 05-04-2008, 05:37 AM

diceisgod Wrote:You're not good at trying to be mean. It's just not in you.

I was serious!

Mad · 05-04-2008, 02:34 PM

DIG has never won a set of steak knives.

diceisgod · 05-04-2008, 02:37 PM

True as it was between a Rolex, a HD flat screen, or cash.

I always take the money.

Galt · 05-04-2008, 10:26 PM

Gooch Wrote:And lil Jeffy does the pencil pushing.

If you makes you feel less shame about your worthless life doing whatever it is you do for little money or impact on society to think that I'm not a valuable contributing member of financial community, feel free to do so.

I promise to continue to not think about you as I look down on the stock exchange from my 22nd floor office.

At least the good news for you is that when the terrorists blow up the NYSE, I'll be one of the first people to die.

The Jays · 05-05-2008, 01:21 AM

Fuck all ya'll fighting, I want to read your fucking blog, douchebag!

Gooch · 05-05-2008, 12:49 PM

Galt Wrote:At least the good news for you is that when the terrorists blow up the NYSE, I'll be one of the first people to die.

Now that just warms the heart.

Galt · 05-05-2008, 01:39 PM

The Jays Wrote:Fuck all ya'll fighting, I want to read your fucking blog, douchebag!

It's not "my" blog. I am writing for an existing blog - there are like 10 other people too. It's only politics, I have to be nice, and it's only like 500 words a week.