Osbournes in jeopardy?

GonzoStyle · 07-19-2002, 12:59 AM

Sharon Osbourne Reports Cancer Has Spread...

Sharon had surgery several weeks ago to treat her cancer. Looks like surgery was a little late, the cancer has now spread even further. She's gonna undergo months of more radiation now. This is pretty fuckin sad to be honest. What will this do the the family and the MTV series?

Cause no one wants to see a season of sharon dealing with radiation. I'd rather watch re-runs of the larry sanders show.

Hybrid · 07-19-2002, 01:02 AM

they should give ozzy radiation just for the hell of it. now THAT would be funny.

GonzoStyle · 07-19-2002, 03:55 AM

Maybe radiation woulda saved brandon lee.

diceisgod · 07-19-2002, 04:41 AM

I'll take "lumpy tits" for $500, Trebek.

fbd · 07-19-2002, 04:50 AM

i'd recomend attempting to get to ozzfest anywhere you can, because i have a feeling ozzy isnt going to be touring anymore if things keep going the way it seems

IkeaBoy · 07-19-2002, 05:03 AM

the real question is how can she force the cancer to make money for her

Keyser Soze · 07-19-2002, 06:43 AM

this just in....the cancer is holding out for an additional 250,000 per episode

GonzoStyle · 07-19-2002, 09:01 PM

Quote:this just in....the cancer is holding out for an additional 250,000 per episode

ok that one made me fuckin laugh. :bow:

Arthur Dent · 07-19-2002, 09:23 PM

But, when her hair falls out, won't she fit in better? Bald, punk Sharon!

Sharon with cancer = Lifetime movie of the week?