Wild thing and swiss miss

Tenbatsuzen · 08-01-2002, 10:58 PM

I know it's a bit, but I felt bad for R&F's intern Wild Thing... to be honest, I probably wouldn't have been able to get wood in a studio full of people either, no matter how hot the chick was.

Of course, he didn't even KISS her, which makes him worse than Dukes - at least Al kissed a chick.

And yeah, this is a WNEW thread. sue me.

virgingrrl · 08-01-2002, 11:36 PM

ok, so i missed the whole story...so this chick just decided to come in a have sex with an intern?

Tenbatsuzen · 08-02-2002, 12:15 AM

Swiss Miss met Wild Thing when she went up to the studio. She thought he was cute.

Wild Thing during the midday show last week said he could nail Swiss Miss within a week.

Swiss said she'd do it - even offering up the anal.

The catch: it had to be in-studio, behind a screen, with Moshin watching to "judge".

Wild Thing couldn't perform.

SYNTuesday · 08-02-2002, 12:46 AM

this is sooooo rf.net :-D

Danked · 08-02-2002, 12:50 AM

Had to be the "cringiest" thing i ever heard on that station...

Lately, those guys have gone above and beyond.

virgingrrl · 08-02-2002, 02:48 AM

Quote:Wild Thing during the midday show last week said he could nail Swiss Miss within a week.

Swiss said she'd do it - even offering up the anal.

whore.

Tenbatsuzen · 08-02-2002, 02:56 AM

Just because a girl's snatch isn't as tight as yours doesn't make 'em a bad person, VG.

virgingrrl · 08-02-2002, 03:12 AM

Quote:Just because a girl's snatch isn't as tight as yours doesn't make 'em a bad person, VG

i never said she was a bad person, just said she's a whore.

Hey Ladi · 08-02-2002, 03:14 AM

Quote:as tight as yours

:rofl: :fucking:

Quote:this is sooooo rf.net

well that's convenient, cause he's a 'quality poster' over there, right?

Edited By Hey Ladi on Aug. 01 2002 at 11:16

Keyser Soze · 08-02-2002, 03:27 AM

Have you seen what Swiss Miss looks like? She has a face that could stop a truck and sloppy pancake tits. I think that might have been more reason why he couldnt perform rather than it being in studio. Fuck, its physically impossible for me NOT to be able to perform even under any circumstance. I have the sexual drive of a 16 year old.

Tenbatsuzen · 08-02-2002, 03:44 AM

Quote:well that's convenient, cause he's a 'quality poster' over there, right?

You're not as funny now that your comedy partner started crying and went home. I've never seen a need for SIDS until now.

Quote:Have you seen what Swiss Miss looks like?

Yes, I have. And to be honest, Swiss is one of those people who do not photograph well. I can't explain it, but she's SO MUCH HOTTER in person than the wow pics attest to. Some people are just not photogenic. She's hot, believe me.

Keyser Soze · 08-02-2002, 03:47 AM

No shes not, I saw her in person at the O&A Celebrity Softball game. Your standards are just different than mine.

Tenbatsuzen · 08-02-2002, 05:25 AM

That's right, Keyser, I forgot - you like the superskinny coke whore look.

Zootybang · 08-03-2002, 04:00 AM

Quote:Have you seen what Swiss Miss looks like? She has a face that could stop a truck and sloppy pancake tits. I think that might have been more reason why he couldnt perform rather than it being in studio. Fuck, its physically impossible for me NOT to be able to perform even under any circumstance. I have the sexual drive of a 16 year old.

Winna winna winna!! Step right up and claim your prize! A genuine tiki doll straight from the darkest heart of Polynesia.

Tenbatsuzen · 08-03-2002, 04:59 PM

Give me a break. They say the main reason most men don't cut it in the porn business is because they can't perform with zillions of people around. Considering what R&F were putting Wild Thing beforehand, I don't think ANYONE would have been able to perform. I don't care if it was Swiss Miss, French Bread Pizza, or Jessica Fucking Alba. No way.

Hey Ladi · 08-04-2002, 07:19 AM

Quote:You're not as funny now that your comedy partner started crying and went home. I've never seen a need for SIDS until now.

atleast I was funny once then. :moonie:

Keyser Soze · 08-04-2002, 07:29 AM

Quote:I don't think ANYONE would have been able to perform. I don't care if it was Swiss Miss, French Bread Pizza, or Jessica Fucking Alba. No way.

speak for yourself, i can perform under any circumstance.

to each his own i guess

GonzoStyle · 08-04-2002, 07:38 AM

Look at tenbats defend another whore he wouldn't stand a chance with.

Cunt-Twat · 08-04-2002, 01:48 PM

Quote:Have you seen what Swiss Miss looks like? She has a face that could stop a truck and sloppy pancake tits. I think that might have been more reason why he couldnt perform rather than it being in studio. Fuck, its physically impossible for me NOT to be able to perform even under any circumstance. I have the sexual drive of a 16 year old.

my thoughts exactly!!

Quote:Yes, I have. And to be honest, Swiss is one of those people who do not photograph well. I can't explain it, but she's SO MUCH HOTTER in person than the wow pics attest to. Some people are just not photogenic. She's hot, believe me.

thats what all the not hot girls say..."it's not me, it's the camera!!" she's not hot, and she seems annoying.

Tenbatsuzen · 08-04-2002, 02:25 PM

Quote:Look at tenbats defend another whore he wouldn't stand a chance with.

Good luck with Katylina, Gonz.