No longer shall my penis remain lonely

GonzoStyle · 06-27-2002, 06:54 AM

I am finally moving up from 56k to a DSL modem... WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!1111

The glorious amounts of porn, i'll be chaffing allover the place. After July 3rd... THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maynard · 06-27-2002, 06:59 AM

God help us all.

BOUT FUCKIN TIME SLOW ASS BITCH!

GonzoStyle · 06-27-2002, 07:10 AM

Quote:BOUT FUCKIN TIME SLOW ASS BITCH!

Blame snuka cause everytime I got enough cash he'd call up for bail money.

The Sleeper · 06-27-2002, 07:29 AM

This will make Slash the only existing person on the planet who still uses dial-up. Give him a round of applause everyone!!

Sean Cold · 06-27-2002, 09:48 AM

I think Slash still buys his music reel to reel for christ sakes. I had Dsl for about two years, and I still get to rub GS's face in it cuz I have cable.

Maynard · 06-27-2002, 03:11 PM

I saw SLASH in Virgin Megastore last week. He was arguing with the clerk about not having any 8-Tracks.

Hey Gonzo, this is REALLY perfect timing. You know, with them putting a limit on bandwidth usage.

Hey Ladi · 06-27-2002, 03:42 PM

Virgin Megastore? I don't believe it.... he's more of a High Fidelity kinda guy, I'd say

Maynard · 06-27-2002, 04:08 PM

Ahhh....see, NO ONE knows the REAL SLASH! He plays it off as a Championship Vinyl kinda guy, but deep down, he's a big chain shopper.

Hey Ladi · 06-27-2002, 04:12 PM

Then why would be be getting an 8 track?

barch97 · 06-27-2002, 04:15 PM

damn...

and, I thought this was gonna be <a href=http://www.ijaculater.com/>somethin' good</a>

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Maynard · 06-27-2002, 04:33 PM

WOO HOO! The sybian for men!!

Arpikarhu · 06-27-2002, 08:32 PM

Quote:The sybian for men!!

you have that tatooed on your ass