Movie quotes

The Jays · 10-19-2002, 11:13 PM

" Would you like a beer? How bout some ether?"
"What?"
"Nevermind." - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"Did you say something?"
"No."
"I'm sorry, I'm on mescaline. Been out of it all day."
"Did you say you're on mescaline?"
"Yes, I am. Very much so."- The Royal Tenenbaums.

FAST FREDDY · 10-19-2002, 11:20 PM

"So I says to the guy, 'o.k., you do it then.", and he did."

QuickStop · 10-19-2002, 11:37 PM

"Kelly Goosecock"

Kim · 10-20-2002, 03:10 PM

Yo Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass!

You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me! Here, here's your boycott, up your ass you've got a boycott!

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-20-2002, 04:13 PM

"My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator."
"Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!"
"Oh. Who's being naive, Kay"

sexbagel · 10-20-2002, 11:14 PM

"YOU CAN'T LEAVE...all the plants are gonna die" - Bill Murray (Stripes)

The Jays · 10-21-2002, 12:20 AM

"My CPU is a neural net processor- a learning computer."

Ronin · 10-21-2002, 12:30 AM

Were gonna go inside, were gonna go outside, inside and outside. Were gonna get 'em on the run boys and once we get 'em on the run were gonna keep 'em on the run. And then were gonna go go go go go go and were not gonna stop til we get across that goalline. This is a team they say is....... is good, well I think were better than them. They cant lick us, so what do you say men?

criticslovesnatch · 10-21-2002, 05:50 AM

KGB: "Its a fucking joke anyway...After all I paid you with your money.

Mike McD: "what?"

KGB: "Your money. I'm still up twenty grand from the last time I stick it in you!."

That movie makes me want to play more cards.

drusilla · 10-21-2002, 06:52 AM

WOLFMEN HAVE NARDS???????????

GonzoStyle · 10-21-2002, 08:03 AM

Just cause I watching yesterday:

Nigger you just fucked with the wrong bull!! Come here, you should have learned your place on the fucking basketball court but you fucking monkies never get the message. my father gave me that truck you mother fucker you ever shoot at firemen you come here and shoot at my family. well im going to teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. put your mouth on the curb PUT IT ON THE CURB RIGHT NOW. thats it. now say goodnight. Confused

tomp:

You think i dont see what you are trying to do? You think im gonna sit and smile while some kike tries to fuck my mother? You come in here and poise my family with your nigger-loving, jewish, hippy bullshit. You are not part of this family and you never will be, not on my watch. I will cut your shilock nose off and stick it up your fucking ass. Thats right walk away. Jewish Kabala reading mother fucker. See this? This means not welcome!

Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves like, 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

GonzoStyle · 10-21-2002, 09:22 AM

Butters: “You get a call, they cut you off. You make a call, they cut you off. What's the point?”

Leo: “You know what they're doin', kid? They fuck you with cell phones! That's what it is! They're fucking you with the cell phones!”

Butters: I got a bill saying, I called Afghanistand, Afghanistan! I don't know nobody in Afghanistan! I don't know what fucking Afghanistan looks like, and even if I did, I would not talk to their Afghan-ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours!

-Lethal Weapon 4

The Sleeper · 10-21-2002, 09:24 AM

I have a trig midterm tommorow and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

PlasticMan · 10-21-2002, 06:23 PM

It's a trick. Get an axe.

JerseyThunder · 10-21-2002, 07:58 PM

Hey junglebunny, thank God for sickle cell huh?- Full Metal Jacket

diceisgod · 10-22-2002, 02:13 AM

"I'm a sheppard." -Fletch

JerseyThunder · 10-22-2002, 02:23 AM

All fucking niggers must fucking hang.-Full Metal Jacket

GonzoStyle · 10-22-2002, 02:25 AM

"You may run like mays but you hit like shit."

- Major League

GonzoStyle · 10-22-2002, 02:31 AM

Reservoir Dogs:

Joe Cabot: And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe Cabot: 'Cause you're a faggot, ok?

Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.

Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

Mr. Blonde: I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, I'm going to torture you anyway... All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you aren't going to get.

JerseyThunder · 10-22-2002, 02:35 AM

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me? - Full Metal Jacket