What's your fantasy?

Maynard · 01-18-2002, 06:24 AM

What kind of things do you fantasize about sexually? Do you have that 1 certain thing that you want to do? That perfect situation?

I can't say I have a perfect situation, but there's alot of things I like and can fantasize about. I want to tie a woman up and have her be completely submissive. I want someone who's not into it at all and will actually fight back, and then strap them down, bit in the mouth, chained to the bed. And tease the hell out of her for hours on end until she just wanted to explode.

Edited By Maynard on Jan. 18 2002 at 01:25

IkeaBoy · 01-18-2002, 06:30 AM

padded cell. something about being fucked in a padded cell turns me on. I have the restraint thing, the crazy girl thing. The strange thing is I want to be the one tied down.

Sean Cold · 01-18-2002, 06:38 AM

I just want to beat the ever loving christ out of a chick and have her beg for more. I am talking American History X Curb stomp brutality here. Just ram her fuckin skull right through the damned wall.

either that, or on a lovely moon lit beach while sipping wine and counting the stars.

Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 18 2002 at 01:41

Wormface · 01-18-2002, 06:45 AM

I want to have sex with a nun..

PollyannaFlower46 · 01-18-2002, 06:48 AM

Sex in public....preferrably an airport or like Grand Central or Penn Station....when you want someone so bad that you just don't care who sees ya....its just hot....plus nothing beats being tied up and dominated.

IkeaBoy · 01-18-2002, 06:48 AM

another sexual fantasy is being so rich that i could just get a chick to do what i want while i sit there watching her. I also want an insane redhead

Maynard · 01-18-2002, 06:48 AM

Wormface Wrote:I want to have sex with a nun..

Dude, I'd fuck the ever loving shit out of that Nun that was on "the Job" last night. :fuckin:

PollyannaFlower46 · 01-18-2002, 06:49 AM

IkeaBoy Wrote:I also want an insane redhead

I hear Carrot Top is single

Maynard · 01-18-2002, 06:50 AM

PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:
Quote:I also want an insane redhead
I hear Carrot Top is single

That just made me choke. :roltflmao:

GonzoStyle · 01-18-2002, 06:51 AM

My fantasy would be having slash ride kingpin like a horse around the backyard and chase me around while yelling tally-ho and swinging a rope. Then he catches me and hog ties me like the filthy animal that I am then he flips me over and gives a smack to my ass and calls me a bad little cow and drops his pants and starts railing me in the ass while he rope burns my cock with his lasso and the warm fur from his chaps rubs up against my thighs giving me the reminiscent feeling of the furry back of Maynards mothers he-back. All the while Kingpin is stroking himself through the pain and chaffing his cock with a metal hoof and crying in agony yet feeling immense pleasure. Then slash blows his hot "alabama herpes chowder" on my face and kingpin brings his horse cock over and slaps me in the face with it and laughs or better off neighs and clicks his heels like the fuckin fairy he is.......... ohh wait you meant fantasy I haven't done? Let me think up something sick then.

Edited By GonzoStyle on Jan. 18 2002 at 01:53

Wormface · 01-18-2002, 06:52 AM

1-800-IKEA-BOY

Maynard · 01-18-2002, 06:53 AM

I'm also into metal. I like chains, rings, whatever. Collars and armbands with metal rings on them. HOT!

Something about the way metal looks on skin is just fucking hot.

Sean Cold · 01-18-2002, 06:53 AM

IkeaBoy Wrote:another sexual fantasy

wait, I have to take a guess on this one for you.

Sex. Period.

GonzoStyle · 01-18-2002, 06:55 AM

Sean Cold Wrote:
Quote:another sexual fantasy
wait, I have to take a guess on this one for you.

Sex. Period.

Well if you'd finally invite Grk over here then maybe Ikeacron would finally get lucky.

Sean Cold · 01-18-2002, 06:58 AM

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:another sexual fantasy
wait, I have to take a guess on this one for you.

Sex. Period.
Ikeacron .

GRRRRRR CRUSH TV BOY GGGGRRRRRRRRR

Wormface · 01-18-2002, 06:58 AM

Sex Cauldron was a hot place. They had everything there. Shame its gone.

GonzoStyle · 01-18-2002, 07:00 AM

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:another sexual fantasy
wait, I have to take a guess on this one for you.

Sex. Period.
Ikeacron .
GRRRRRR CRUSH TV BOY GGGGRRRRRRRRR

The punk out of 2002 when seancold makes IkeaCron run home crying to chat that he had to leave bar 9 cause he didn't wanna beat you like the dog you are.

Well atleast he has the suicide gig down pat already.

Edited By GonzoStyle on Jan. 18 2002 at 02:01

Sean Cold · 01-18-2002, 07:02 AM

:::Ikeacron Jumps in:::

Grrrrr where puny tv boy Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:::Sees wussie form self Ikeaboy:::

SKULLCRUSH GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

:::pounds ikea wuss to protoplasm:::

:::Ikeacron jumps away::::

And, I interupt this dubious thread hijacking for this important message:

Quote:Sex Cauldron was a hot place. They had everything there. Shame its gone.

What?

Do you even know what the fuck you are talking about anymore?

Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 18 2002 at 02:03

GonzoStyle · 01-18-2002, 07:06 AM

Sean Cold Wrote::::Ikeacron Jumps in:::

Grrrrr where puny tv boy Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:::Sees wussie form self Ikeaboy:::

SKULLCRUSH GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

:::pounds ikea wuss to protoplasm:::

:::Ikeacron jumps away::::

And, I interupt this dubious thread hijacking for this important message:

Quote:Sex Cauldron was a hot place. They had everything there. Shame its gone.

What?

Do you even know what the fuck you are talking about anymore?

:::Gonzostyle walks in sees ikeacron jump away::

:::Gonzostyle wipes shit on face in sign of war:::

:: Confused

tomps on Ikeacron and jumps away:::

:: Tongue

ees on ikeaboy to mark his territory and pounds chest:::

Wormface · 01-18-2002, 07:07 AM

Quote::::Gonzostyle wipes shit on face in sign of war:::

Sure its not for sign of lust?