Ah, the pleasures of driving... - A Special Thread for a "Special" Girl

[Kid A]

Left lane drivers going 20mph below the posted speed limit.

People who brake for traffic in another lane.

Rubberneckers.

The vigilante driver... you know the type, they pull in front of you to make you slow down because they've determined that you are driving too fast.

The relative of a cop... you better feel lucky that they are not their relative, because if they were, they would give you a ticket.

The follow you home guy... oh I cut you off, so you follow me to my house. what? you were gonna say something, right? Well, I guess you wouldn't think that a 6'3" black dude that weighs close to 300lbs would be driving a Ford Escape, eh? Guess what FUCKER, I DO!!! (I swear these type of people are lucky I get a kick out of it, people have been shot over less).

Have fun CRX...

[The Sleeper]

How about the guy who....oh wait I don't have a car. But some people on the subway smell. Fuck them!

[GonzoStyle]

Rubbernecks

POUNDS BABY!!!!!!!!!

sorry BJ, lol



Edited By GonzoStyle on Jan. 23 2002 at 4:35

[Arpikarhu]

dont know anything about it. i am 35 and never had a licence.

[Kid A]

dont know anything about it. i am 35 and never had a licence.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!11

But seriously, I never understood how people could go that long without getting a driver's license. I lost my license for 6 months once, I thought I was gonna go crazy. I must have my car with me at all times. I drive into the city just so I don't have to wait for a train. I fucking HATE depending on other people for a ride, that includes mass transit.

[GonzoStyle]

I fucking HATE depending on other people for a ride.

No I don't want no scrubs.
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
Sittin' on the passanger side of his best friends ride.
Tryin to holla at me.

(saddest part? I typed that from memory).

[Maynard]

(saddest part? I typed that from memory).

Even sadder.....I sang it without reading it.



It's not sad Arpi, you live in the city. If you don't need to travel out of it for any reason, theres no need for a license.

[Kid A]

I fucking HATE depending on other people for a ride.

No I don't want no scrubs.
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
Sittin' on the passanger side of his best friends ride.
Tryin to holla at me.

(saddest part? I typed that from memory).

(Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

I don't want no Pigeons
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

gotta give props to the Online Hip-Hop Lyrics Archive



Edited By Kid Afrika on Jan. 23 2002 at 4:47

[GonzoStyle]

I fucking HATE depending on other people for a ride.

No I don't want no scrubs.
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
Sittin' on the passanger side of his best friends ride.
Tryin to holla at me.

(saddest part? I typed that from memory).

(Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

I don't want no Pigeons
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

gotta give props to the Online Hip-Hop Lyrics Archive

WIGGER!!!!!!!

[Arpikarhu]

im not sad about it at all. i hate driving. i was born and raised in manhattan. when i travel either my girlfriend drives or i get a driver. gives me plenty of time to fuck with the radio and moon other drivers.

[Sephiroth]

gotta give props to the Online Hip-Hop Lyrics Archive

I REFUSE to believe you didnt know that song by heart.

[Kid A]

Hey man, if you can be content with it, good for you. I couldn't handle it, myself. But then again, I've been driving since I was 15, and got my first motorcycle when I was 11.

[The Sleeper]

im not sad about it at all. i hate driving. i was born and raised in manhattan. when i travel either my girlfriend drives or i get a driver. gives me plenty of time to fuck with the radio and moon other drivers.

Amen brotha! Driving causes too much unneeded stress. I like to do it once in a while but anyone who drives on a regular basis in NYC is either really stupid or really courageous. I always prefer walking or public transportation.

[GonzoStyle]

Hey man, if you can be content with it, good for you. I couldn't handle it, myself. But then again, I've been driving since I was 15, and got my first motorcycle when I was 11.

I personally thought I couldn't live without driving. But I haven't driven in about 6 months now after my car accident. Mostly cause truthfully I am scared right now after the last accident, plus I don't wanna drive the same car again nor do I wanna buy a new one.

But to tell you the truth I don't miss it much, mostly cause I am working so much and I couldn't drive to work even if I had a car. Plus with the one day I am off I am too tired to go anywhere. But once in a while I'd love to just go crusin cause there is nothing like a quiet night, empty road, your favorite song and a cigarette to make for a relaxing night.

[crx girl]

:bouncer:

ok, my biggest newest reason for wanting to kill people: the left turn lane ignorance. there's a special little lane just for you to pull into before you turn. see, that way, you don't make everybody else behind you stop/slowdown. i'm beginning to think maybe they were just put there for decoration cos nobody ever uses them.

i also hate:
people who double park on flatbush ave, broadway, mcguinness ok, anywhere i drive. also the ones who just stop in the no stopping/standing lanes, there's a reason that sign is there. people are trying to drive there and your dumbass thinks you can just stop in front of me and the 20 other cars behind me, assholes.

traffic cops who totally fuck up the flow when the lights are actually timed perfectly well then screw you by letting a bunch of cars go through on the red light, and then only one or two in the lane you're in while it's green, thus then causing traffic to back up all the way accross the bridge...

traffic lights that are timed perfectly to let 2 cars through and all others to get stuck in the intersection cos the light that's 20 ft away won't turn green until the other one is red

people who drive with there foot on the break, especially when entering the flow of traffic on a highway. the lane you're in is going to dissappear, the cars on your left are going more than 10 mph, in order to join them, take your fucking foot off the break.

people who are incapable of going above 20mph, ever.

anyone who is in my way, basically, oh yeah, and the people who figured out my trick of going up the inside lane of the bqe cos it's the only one that's empty, it's never empty anymore :disaprove:

ok, i think that's all for now, my fingers are getting tired..., :burnfucker:

[Brokenjaw]

Rubbernecks

POUNDS BABY!!!!!!!!!

sorry BJ, lol

HAHAHA LMMFYBO!!!

and I'll fix those starter motors for you too.

[Bartman]

This thread mentions everything that the peeps in my drivers ed car does....I actually dont do any of this ...I am a good driver thanks to seeing all your complaints..I hate the fuckers in my driver ed car

[crx girl]

ok, i have another. at an intersection where there is a designated left turn lane with a designated left turn light. why do people go in those lanes if they're not turning? it happens at least once a week, and it happened tonight where i'm sitting at a green light for the lane i'm in and the jackass in front of me isn't moving :pissed:

incidentally, anybody know anything about cars? cos i'm stalling out every time i slow down or break and it's really starting to get annoying...

[IrishAlkey]

I never learned to rollerskate.

[Hey Ladi]

I never learned to rollerskate.

You don't swim, you don't rollerskate.... how did you skip these things? :punch: