Now this is just fuckin lame at this point - Junk mail hits an all time low

Sean Cold · 01-24-2002, 11:06 PM

Alrighty, now, when did fuckin NY state senators start mailing birthday cards?

What is up with this happy horse poopie?

And, it's a belated one as well. Fuck man, I didn't even know it was an election year and this shmuck named GUY is mailing me shit in January?

damn it why can't I have a spam filter on my real mail box as well?

Die, just fuckin die! :no, really, fuck off: :no, really, fuck off: :no, really, fuck off:

AdolescentMasturbator · 01-24-2002, 11:10 PM

Well at least it didn't say that Senator Clinton was wet and waiting for you to cum.

Keyser Soze · 01-24-2002, 11:10 PM

The only thing that could make that worse is if NJStraw sent it. Wink

criticslovesnatch · 01-24-2002, 11:11 PM

AdolescentMasturbator Wrote:Well at least it didn't say that Senator Clinton was wet and waiting for you to cum.

I know you're a mod, but for the level of disgusting in that last comment i think you should lock yourself in the fucking hole. :oh yeah:

AdolescentMasturbator · 01-24-2002, 11:14 PM

But Hillary has nice knockers.

Kid A · 01-24-2002, 11:17 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:The only thing that could make that worse is if NJStraw sent it.

Who is this njstraw you speak of? :oh yeah:

Doc · 01-24-2002, 11:17 PM

Quote:But Hillary has nice knockers.

But so does Alkey, and you don't anyone sitting around waiting for him

IkeaBoy · 01-24-2002, 11:21 PM

that is SO cute

Sluggo · 01-24-2002, 11:27 PM

Sean said poopie

slackjaw · 01-24-2002, 11:46 PM

If he really cared he'd have put a check in the fucking card.

Kingpin · 01-25-2002, 12:04 AM

Just another example of our taxes HARD AT WORK

I find it to be such bullshit, the way all these politicians waste out money. :puke: :puke:

Sephiroth · 01-25-2002, 12:20 AM

Quote:Well at least it didn't say that Senator Clinton was wet and waiting for you to cum.

OH GOD MY EYES WONT STOP BURNING AHAAHAGHGHHGHGHAGHAGAHGAGH.............

Edited By Sephiroth on Jan. 24 2002 at 7:20

Sean Cold · 01-25-2002, 12:35 AM

Seph, stop posting pics of your fingers, you are so going to get Fez all hot and bothered.

Back to the topic, at least send the fuckin card on time. I thought I knew someone named G. Vallea and actually opened this festering piece of amobea sperm. I should have known better, nobody loves the Sean.

Thats it, i am going to the gym.

Joey?

Joey?

Ah, fuck it, I will go alone!

Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 24 2002 at 7:36

Maynard · 01-25-2002, 12:38 AM

Are you sure it's amoeba sperm and not anthrax? Maybe the letter is really from Unicron.

Sephiroth · 01-25-2002, 12:51 AM

SKULLCRUSH SEAN ARRRRRRGHGHHRGHR

The Sleeper · 01-25-2002, 02:21 AM

That woman is such a festering twat, I think I would stab myself in the ankles if I she sent me that me shit.

Sean Cold · 01-25-2002, 03:24 AM

The Sleeper Wrote:That woman is such a festering twat, I think I would stab myself in the ankles if I she sent me that me shit.

I think that bitch knows I didn't vote for her! I never get one piece of mail from Queen Twat, thank God!

Arpikarhu · 01-25-2002, 04:23 AM

I would have to agree with you Mr. Cold. Any sort of correspondence of this nature is both intrusive and a waste of the taxpayers dollar. I regret that this communique caused you to be disturbed. Please let me know if I can be of any help in this matter.

Keyser Soze · 01-25-2002, 04:27 AM

Arpikarhu Wrote:I would have to agree with you Mr. Cold. Any sort of correspondence of this nature is both intrusive and a waste of the taxpayers dollar. I regret that this communique caused you to be disturbed. Please let me know if I can be of any help in this matter.

look at the ex-convict trying to kiss some ass Wink

Arpikarhu · 01-25-2002, 04:29 AM

i am sorry if i offended you with my previous post Mr. Soze.
Please feel free to contact me so that i might better express my regret