The Rumor Thread!! - What have you heard?

Ants in My Pants · 01-28-2002, 06:56 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:It's hard to miss 68" coming at ya.

Let's just add one and make it 69.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-28-2002, 07:10 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:Let's just add one and make it 69.

Sounds good to me, we should try new things every now and then.

Ants in My Pants · 01-28-2002, 07:18 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Sounds good to me, we should try new things every now and then.

Why, is having your hair pulled and your face slapped getting boring for you?

Rape Fantasizer · 01-28-2002, 07:22 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:Sounds good to me, we should try new things every now and then.
Why, is having your hair pulled and your face slapped getting boring for you?

oh hell no, we should continue to do those things as well as add other stuff.

Ants in My Pants · 01-28-2002, 07:25 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:oh hell no, we should continue to do those things as well as add other stuff.

Adding other stuff sounds cool to me. Maybe we can bring another <strike>man</strike>, umm, woman into the bedroom.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-28-2002, 07:46 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:oh hell no, we should continue to do those things as well as add other stuff.
Adding other stuff sounds cool to me. Maybe we can bring another <strike>man</strike>, umm, woman into the bedroom.

hmmm, either one is fine by me.

Ants in My Pants · 01-28-2002, 07:55 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:hmmm, either one is fine by me.

Well, if I have to choose... hmm... decisions, decisions, let's see... umm... I'll go with a woman.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:08 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:hmmm, either one is fine by me.
Well, if I have to choose... hmm... decisions, decisions, let's see... umm... I'll go with a woman.

hmmm, I wonder if we could find a volunteer for that.

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:13 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:hmmm, I wonder if we could find a volunteer for that.

Yeah, like any woman would have me. You're the only one that felt sorry enough for me.

Oh, back on topic, I heard a rumor that Alkey's left ear comes in quite handy as a bridge when playing pool.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:29 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:hmmm, I wonder if we could find a volunteer for that.
Yeah, like any woman would have me. You're the only one that felt sorry enough for me.

yeah, me and whatsherface.

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:32 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:yeah, me and whatsherface.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about her.

crx girl · 01-29-2002, 08:36 AM

i'd feel sorry for ya too antses :oh shit: :real good:

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:36 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:yeah, me and whatsherface.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about her.

motherfucker why did i have to remind you

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:43 AM

crx girl Wrote:i'd feel sorry for ya too antses :oh shit: :real good:

You should, I'm a sorry motherfucker. Cry

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:46 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:i'd feel sorry for ya too antses :oh shit: :real good:
You should, I'm a sorry motherfucker.

That must be one of those little tricks of yours to get the girls, like the "I'm so shy" thing.

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:47 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:That must be one of those little tricks of yours to get the girls, like the "I'm so shy" thing.

But I really am shy. :disaprove:

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:52 AM

yep, uh huh, and I'm really a man who can't orgasm and thinks the no no spot is only an exit.

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:52 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:yep, uh huh, and I'm really a man who can't orgasm and thinks the no no spot is only an exit.

That's pretty fucking hot.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:55 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:yep, uh huh, and I'm really a man who can't orgasm and thinks the no no spot is only an exit.
That's pretty fucking hot.

I knew you'd like that

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:57 AM

I heard that Rape is really a man who can't orgasm and thinks the no no spot is only an exit.