Turnons - What really turns you on?

[Maynard]

I thought of more.... men without chicken legs, a butt that fits in my hand like a cupcake, goatees, and the way his back curves in and I fit into it when I stand behind him. Sparkling eyes, nice teeth, and easy smile, a deep voice. mmmm

[Barry White]Hi Ladi, how you doin this fine afternoon?[/Barry White]

[Danked]

Danked...
You are one lucky man...
:fuggin:

i wish i were, but ladies that together are hard to find. i'm a lonely man.

[Hey Ladi]

I thought of more.... men without chicken legs, a butt that fits in my hand like a cupcake, goatees, and the way his back curves in and I fit into it when I stand behind him. Sparkling eyes, nice teeth, and easy smile, a deep voice. mmmm

[Barry White]Hi Ladi, how you doin this fine afternoon?[/Barry White]

Ooo, you don't even know. Barry's White's voice reaches into my chest and constricts my throat from the inside...

I met a guy that does auctioneering, and the voice on this boy, mmm. The things I wanted to hear him say in bed, YES PLEASE!

It took entirely too much energy to not run over and push his ugly girlfriend out of the way and yel "talk dirty to me!" every 5 seconds.



Edited By Hey Ladi on Jan. 29 2002 at 12:38

[Arthur Dent]

A not so obvious one, when a woman looks at you with that glint of mischief in her eye and a shit eating grin, and you know she lost all her inhibitions and is about to do something really GOOD to you. :pacman:

[GonzoStyle]

Jesus on a wooden cross.

[av8er]

when a woman looks at you with that glint of mischief in her eye and a shit eating grin

So you're into scat chicks?....go figure.

[Maynard]

Jesus on a wooden cross.

Actually I prefer fucking chicks with a statue of the Virgin Mary.

But that's just me.

[BeckyDC]

at the moment..my highlighter is lookin pretty damn good **snicker** :real good:

[Ants in My Pants]

at the moment..my highlighter is lookin pretty damn good **snicker** :real good:

I've never wanted to be a highlighter so much in my life. :fuckin: