02-18-2002, 05:46 AM
OK, so last night was without a doubt some of the funniest shit I have seen in awhile. :roflmao:
#1 We went to eat at this little place on St. Marks Place, Dojo's I think it was called (I dont remember much after the amount I drank last night). And we walk in, and what is sitting there? A table full of midgets. Yup, thats right. And it's not like it was 2 or 3. There was something like 7 or 8 of them. It was a fucking convention. I think my favorite part about midgets are their giant heads. Although, the way they walk bo-legged is pretty fucking funny as well. Luckily I didnt have to sit and stare at them through the whole meal, I had my back to them. I think if I was facing them, I would have laughed out loud the whole time.
#2 OK, so we drive uptown on our way to the bar, and we look in front of us and what is crossing the street? No, not more midgets, although that would be fucking hysterical. No, it was a limousine. Not just your average every day limousine either, it was a midget limousine. WEll, sort of. It was a white, stretch VW bug limousine. Yeah, one of the new ones. It was one of the funniest looking cars I've ever seen in my life.
#1 We went to eat at this little place on St. Marks Place, Dojo's I think it was called (I dont remember much after the amount I drank last night). And we walk in, and what is sitting there? A table full of midgets. Yup, thats right. And it's not like it was 2 or 3. There was something like 7 or 8 of them. It was a fucking convention. I think my favorite part about midgets are their giant heads. Although, the way they walk bo-legged is pretty fucking funny as well. Luckily I didnt have to sit and stare at them through the whole meal, I had my back to them. I think if I was facing them, I would have laughed out loud the whole time.
#2 OK, so we drive uptown on our way to the bar, and we look in front of us and what is crossing the street? No, not more midgets, although that would be fucking hysterical. No, it was a limousine. Not just your average every day limousine either, it was a midget limousine. WEll, sort of. It was a white, stretch VW bug limousine. Yeah, one of the new ones. It was one of the funniest looking cars I've ever seen in my life.
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