Adopt a donkey - Fuck yea

The Sleeper · 02-24-2002, 06:44 AM

It has always been a lifelong dream of mine to own a donkey, but alas, I didn't have the funds to do so. Well, I just found out I can adopt one. ROCK! I'm gonna adopt Willy D. And you should do your part as well.

Adopt a Donkey!

crx girl · 02-24-2002, 07:14 AM

may i reccommend you don't go for a birmingham donkey, that place is a shithole. i think sidmouth's probably quite nice though :p :fucking:

The Sleeper · 02-24-2002, 07:16 AM

Willy D. is a Leeds donkey. Ever been there?

NaughtyAngel · 02-24-2002, 07:34 AM

Daniel P is mine motherbitches

fbd · 02-24-2002, 07:38 AM

is it just me, or are megan and daniel P the same animal?

and kelly is mine, damnit

crx girl · 02-24-2002, 07:40 AM

i haven't been to leeds, but i'd imagine it's not much better than birmingham, i know people from there talk funny. i'm telling ya, sidmouth, anything ending with mouth is on the coast, so probaby a little nicer...

The Sleeper · 02-24-2002, 07:45 AM

Quote:i know people from there talk funny.

There's a shocker.

SLASH · 02-24-2002, 03:53 PM

I was born in Stoke-on-Trent, England. I really don't remember what it was like there.

WhipThisFez · 02-24-2002, 03:57 PM

I'm going to rape mine.

FNMoron · 02-24-2002, 04:10 PM

WhipThisFez Wrote:I'm going to rape mine.

yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:

Sephiroth · 02-24-2002, 04:23 PM

FNMoron Wrote:yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:

Overall score is 8.5 . He would have scored higher, but the Russian judge deducted a few points for the shakey dismount.

FNMoron · 02-24-2002, 04:29 PM

Sephiroth Wrote:
FNMoron Wrote:yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:
Overall score is 8.5 . He would have scored higher, but the Russian judge deducted a few points for the shakey dismount.

that's it.... i'm going to the cdih olympic commitee to protest... that was a solid 9.75 performance....

Hybrid · 02-24-2002, 04:39 PM

i got dibs on donk dean.

Luna · 02-24-2002, 04:47 PM

"Tapestry" is mine.

Keyser Soze · 02-24-2002, 05:18 PM

You don't rent a donkey, you pay a donkey to leave.

Sephiroth · 02-24-2002, 07:42 PM

I just want to know if the Birmingham Donkey's explode when they get near a church.

Hybrid · 02-24-2002, 08:23 PM

as long as you dont sing the high note in the song "loving you", the bomb on the donkey wont explode.

The Sleeper · 02-24-2002, 08:28 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:You don't rent a donkey, you pay a donkey to leave.

Ahem...

Quote:They are also a focus for the child's affection. Even the most disturbed, agitated or withdrawn child is more relaxed when stroking or talking to the donkeys. A confidence shared with a donkey has no chance of being revealed as it can be with a human.

I will not stand by and allow anymore donkey bashing. Good Day Sir!

WhipThisFez · 02-24-2002, 08:32 PM

FNMoron Wrote:
WhipThisFez Wrote:I'm going to rape mine.
yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:

Sheesh, talking about shooting a fish in a barrel. :p :lol:

Edited By WhipThisFez on Feb. 24 2002 at 3:33

Danked · 02-25-2002, 04:22 AM

HyBriD Wrote:as long as you dont sing the high note in the song "loving you", the bomb on the donkey wont explode.

I know I know that reference, I just don't remember it right now. Where the fuck is it from?

Dostoevsky, right?