The New Josh Hartnett Film - coming March 1st, well, not exactly

Sean Cold · 01-19-2002, 05:44 PM

Quote:MIRAMAX proudly presents Josh Hartnett in his "hardest" role to date: One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For....
40 Days And 40 Nights

Ok, so who is the ass fucker who gave Miramax a link to this site? They had to get this idea from reading our shit. Granted, it should be 400 days and shit, but, regardless, this is supposed to be a private site damn it!

IkeaBoy · 01-19-2002, 06:36 PM

it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent and meets the girl for his dreams. and it stars Josh Hartnette. Put an ugly, disgusting, and/or sleazy guy in the lead you don't have a comedy movie, you have life.

fbd · 01-19-2002, 06:38 PM

Quote:it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent and meets the girl for his dreams. and it stars Josh Hartnette. Put an ugly, disgusting, and/or sleazy guy in the lead you don't have a comedy movie, you have life.

why do i have a feeling that, although this is billed as a commedy, it will be about as funny as i am, or last week's snl with josh?

Edited By fbdlingfrg on Jan. 19 2002 at 1:38

IkeaBoy · 01-19-2002, 06:56 PM

and what type of slut won't leave a guy alone for 40 days....and how can i get her number?

crx girl · 01-20-2002, 02:35 AM

Quote:it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent

so, are you saying if we let lent in here, we can trade him in for sex? cos that sounds like a pretty good idea to me...

Faceman · 01-21-2002, 07:27 AM

crx girl Wrote:
Quote:it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent

so, are you saying if we let lent in here, we can trade him in for sex? cos that sounds like a pretty good idea to me...

How much could we get for a perfectly good black man on the open market nowadays anyway? Wink

IkeaBoy · 01-21-2002, 07:33 AM

Faceman Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent

so, are you saying if we let lent in here, we can trade him in for sex? cos that sounds like a pretty good idea to me...
How much could we get for a perfectly good black man on the open market nowadays anyway?

depends if we can get him to dance for auctioneers

Faceman · 01-21-2002, 07:42 AM

IkeaBoy Wrote:
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Quote:it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent

so, are you saying if we let lent in here, we can trade him in for sex? cos that sounds like a pretty good idea to me...
How much could we get for a perfectly good black man on the open market nowadays anyway?
depends if we can get him to dance for auctioneers

If we shoot at his feet we can

IkeaBoy · 01-21-2002, 07:56 AM

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Quote:it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent

so, are you saying if we let lent in here, we can trade him in for sex? cos that sounds like a pretty good idea to me...
How much could we get for a perfectly good black man on the open market nowadays anyway?
depends if we can get him to dance for auctioneers
If we shoot at his feet we can

would you really want to waste bullets on a negro but not to kill him?

Edited By IkeaBoy on Jan. 21 2002 at 02:57

crx girl · 01-21-2002, 08:36 AM

IkeaBoy Wrote:
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Quote:it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent

so, are you saying if we let lent in here, we can trade him in for sex? cos that sounds like a pretty good idea to me...
How much could we get for a perfectly good black man on the open market nowadays anyway?
depends if we can get him to dance for auctioneers
If we shoot at his feet we can
would you really want to waste bullets on a negro but not to kill him?

may i have the honour of ringing the bell on this one?

The Sleeper · 01-21-2002, 08:47 AM

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