Poll: Battle 3

Maynard · 03-06-2002, 05:57 PM

My dad vs. your dad.

My Dad
-My dad is 54.
-He's got alot of weight to throw around (literally, he's a fat man).
-He's well educated, he an excellent position as a music teacher (which makes him infinatly hip).
-He's also a semi-professional musician (only semi because he likes his teaching job) who plays all over the tri-state area.
-He can take a punch

Your Dad
-Your dad is gay
-He has no teeth
-He's unemployed
-He's a big poopie head

So clearly when we see them stacked up against one another, you can see that my dad is FAR better than your dad.

Hey Ladi · 03-06-2002, 06:02 PM

I don't understand the voting? (wow I feel old and from Florida right now) If I click MY Dad, does it mean my dad, or your dad?

Beside, my Dad is unhappy with his job right now, so i bet he'd enjoy taking up the anger at them out on someone. :bouncer:

JIMMYSNUKA · 03-06-2002, 06:02 PM

I dont know my daddy. Sad

Maynard · 03-06-2002, 06:03 PM

Hey Ladi Wrote:If I click MY Dad, does it mean my dad, or your dad?

WEll, I guess it's left to your interpretation.

The Sleeper · 03-06-2002, 06:04 PM

Hey! My dad loves snatch! Honest!!

SLASH · 03-06-2002, 06:06 PM

Quote:Your Dad
-Your dad is gay
-He has no teeth
-He's unemployed
-He's a big poopie head

You forgot -

Dead for 11 years ago as of yesterday.

Nice timing, fuckface :fuckoff:<font color=white>

Edited By SLASH on Mar. 06 2002 at 1:07

IkeaBoy · 03-06-2002, 06:06 PM

JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.

Jimmy's black?

Hey Ladi · 03-06-2002, 06:07 PM

JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.

That's cause you were spawned

JIMMYSNUKA · 03-06-2002, 06:08 PM

IkeaBoy Wrote:
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.
Jimmy's black?

Ya never know! Wink

Doc · 03-06-2002, 07:13 PM

Hey Ladi Wrote:
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.
That's cause you were spawned

I too always thought Snuka just spontaneously appeared. I imagined a dirty floor of the shower at the YMCA being his place of origin

Rape Fantasizer · 03-06-2002, 07:20 PM

your dad would win. my dad is 68 and out of shape. hes been retired for 4 years, all he does is lay on the couch and watch tv. maybe when he was younger he could have put up a fight, but now hes just a pussy. the only thing hes got going for him is his intelligence.

JIMMYSNUKA · 03-06-2002, 07:23 PM

I will never reveal my origin. But. By looking at your status doc. You got what you wanted.

I have some cancer in my prostate. i hope you dont mind some blood in my kid creme.

Doc · 03-06-2002, 07:26 PM

JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:i hope you dont mind some blood in my kid creme.

Oh boy! That makes it like having sprinkles and hot fudge all in one :bouncer:

PollyannaFlower46 · 03-06-2002, 08:27 PM

Your dad would so win...

My dad....

52....over weight, with arthritis....moans and groans all day and somehow teaches gym of all things in an elementary school....in fact, I would pay your dad to beat mine.

virgingrrl · 03-06-2002, 08:30 PM

make your dad beat my dad so that i don't have to buy him a birthday present for tomorrow Smile

Maynard · 03-06-2002, 08:33 PM

virgingrrl Wrote:make your dad beat my dad so that i don't have to buy him a birthday present for tomorrow

You could just buy me a presant instead. :bouncer:

Hybrid · 03-06-2002, 08:34 PM

bah, your dad(my dad) would be the champ. he's like 45, played football and baseball, and still goes to the gym. and he's a fireman. :punch:

Maynard · 03-06-2002, 08:52 PM

Your Dad---> :fucking: <---My Dad

Sluggo · 03-06-2002, 10:38 PM

My dad would so easily pound the living snot out of your dad.

Maynard · 03-07-2002, 12:43 AM

Sluggo Wrote:My dad would so easily pound the living snot out of your dad.

PFFT!

Bring it bitch!

Poll: Battle 3 You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
My Dad	100.00%	15	100.00%
Your Dad	0%	0	0%
Total		15 vote(s)	100%