Battle 3 - My Dad vs. Your Dad

[Luna]

Well, your dad would win, Maynard, because my dad is just a pile of ashes now.

[Hybrid]

:confused: sorry to hear that

[Brokenjaw]

Lets see, not your dad vs, mine but my dad vs, step dad.. hmmmm .. lets see..

My Dad..
56 years old, hard ass from the old days, cant stand for more then a few seconds because of health reasons.

Step Dad..

55 years old, Vietnam Vet, Retired Jersey City S.W.A.T (special weapons and tactics force), in wheel chair with M.S. Mom has to take care of him night and day, so she has no life.

Thanks Maymay I needed to think about all that tonight.
:fuckoff:



Edited By Brokenjaw on Mar. 06 2002 at 8:01

[Hybrid]

once again,

:confused: sorry to hear that

[Sluggo]

Listen guys...
Maynard meant no fucking harm.
You don't need to make him feel like he's more of an asshole...oops...I mean...
Dick...
I'm sorry people are gone or suffering in your life, truly...
But he didn't mean to make you hurt.

Now back to bashing.

[Brokenjaw]

Yes Sluggo you are right, I did not need to post to the thread. Maymay is stil a dick, but not an asshole.
On a side note, they both piss me off for the most part (dad & step dad) do you thik maybee I canpay someones father to off them? :bouncer: :thumbs-up:

[Hybrid]

mine can hose them with the fire hose if you want. :thumbs-up:

[SLASH]

Listen guys...
Maynard meant no fucking harm.
You don't need to make him feel like he's more of an asshole...oops...I mean...
Dick...
I'm sorry people are gone or suffering in your life, truly...
But he didn't mean to make you hurt.

Now back to bashing.

Sure, Sluggo, it takes Luna and BJ to post about their dads for you to reply with the disclaimer. I guess they matter more than me. i see how you are.

:fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff:

<font color=#EEEEEE>If you take that as a real FU then you have bigger issues than MayMay



Edited By SLASH on Mar. 06 2002 at 8:16

[Luna]

Listen guys...
Maynard meant no fucking harm.
You don't need to make him feel like he's more of an asshole...oops...I mean...
Dick...
I'm sorry people are gone or suffering in your life, truly...
But he didn't mean to make you hurt.

Now back to bashing.

Oh no....speaking for myself only...I always joke that my dad is a pile of ashes because he was cremated 16 years ago.
I in no way meant to make Maynard feel awkward about his topic. I merely chose to reply and did so.
My above statement was not intended to be taken maliciously by anyone.

Thank you for your time.

[Sluggo]

I am sorry to have seemingly neglected your feelings, Mr. Slash...
That was purely unintentional...
I'm very sensitive today, I believe I am ovulating...
I'm gonna go cry now.
:disappointed:

[Brokenjaw]

I am sorry to have seemingly neglected your feelings, Mr. Slash...
That was purely unintentional...
I'm very sensitive today, I believe I am ovulating...
I'm gonna go cry now.
:disappointed:

AWW see what you did sLASH??? You big poopie head.

[SLASH]

I am sorry to have seemingly neglected your feelings, Mr. Slash...
That was purely unintentional...
I'm very sensitive today, I believe I am ovulating...
I'm gonna go cry now.
:disappointed:

I am most offended by your dot dot dot (...) writing style.

Luna, do you think your dad rolls over in his cremation box when you joke about him like that?

[Sluggo]

I'm a bad person. :disappointed:

[Maynard]

I in no way meant to make Maynard feel awkward about his topic. I merely chose to reply and did so.
My above statement was not intended to be taken maliciously by anyone.

Good, because I didn't really care if people were offended.
The people that would get offended by THIS of all threads, are the same PC people that make it so we can't call people black, or oriental, or whatever. Gimme a fuckin break already people. If I started the thread by saying "HAHA, My dad can beat up your dad cause your dad is (insert whatever here wheelchair, dead, gay(oops said that one) or whatever), then you can be pissed. But I didn't, so FUCK OFF!

If you take that as a real FU then you have bigger issues than MayMay

HEY! :fuckoff:

[Luna]

I am most offended by your dot dot dot (...) writing style.

Luna, do you think your dad rolls over in his cremation box when you joke about him like that?

As a matter of fact, yes...I think he puffs with laughter. He had a great sense of humour.



Edited By LunaBabe on Mar. 06 2002 at 9:14

[Hey Ladi]

I'm a bad person. :disappointed:

Maybe you need to be spanked then pits:

[Maynard]

I'm a bad person. :disappointed:

Maybe you need to be spanked then pits:

OOhhh Ohhhhh I'm bad too. Verrrry verrrry bad. :bouncer:

[SLASH]

If you take that as a real FU then you have bigger issues than MayMay

HEY! :fuckoff:

MayNERD, at least we have something in common, we both don't know who your father is :roflmao:

As a matter of fact, yes...I think he puffs with laughter. He had a great sense of humour.

Yea, my dad did too, all the bitter people keep living on and on. MayNERD will be here for fuckin' ever uicide:<font color=white>



Edited By SLASH on Mar. 06 2002 at 9:25

[Hey Ladi]

OOhhh Ohhhhh I'm bad too. Verrrry verrrry bad.

Anyone hear that.... no I thought not.... I'll just be over here polishing my shiny new status :thumbs-up:



Edited By Hey Ladi on Mar. 06 2002 at 9:23

[Luna]

Anyone hear that.... no I thought not.... I'll just be over here polishing my shiny new status :thumbs-up:

Pssssst......I didn't hear anything, either Ladi. But, I do still have that nice big roll of black electrical tape that we need to tie someone up with. :thumbs-up: