Aaaughgghughdkjgfhlh@$%#&$trgvdsg - Dear christ in heaven, no!

Sephiroth · 03-26-2002, 04:14 AM

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.worldonline.co.za/news/news_center_020325.460947.html">http://www.worldonline.co.za/news/news_ ... 60947.html</a>

Stop this shit-fucking planet, I want off.

Galt · 03-26-2002, 04:16 AM

Sephiroth Wrote:Aaaughgghughdkjgfhlh@$%#&$trgvdsg

Is that a new user or something? Arpi and Fbd are going to be pissed!!

Keyser Soze · 03-26-2002, 04:17 AM

That is fucking hot!

The Sleeper · 03-26-2002, 04:17 AM

I always assumed this was a regular occurence in Africa.

Galt · 03-26-2002, 04:18 AM

WDIL: Goats don't get AIDS

Doc · 03-26-2002, 04:28 AM

Four times a week???

I feel bad for the goats, I mean...they are black guys :crackhead:

The Sleeper · 03-26-2002, 04:34 AM

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."
Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it >board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya fuck one goat . . . "

Keyser Soze · 03-26-2002, 04:35 AM

Next time I get the urge to pick up the phone and call Shelle, i'm just gonna put on Animal Planet and grab some baby oil.

Sluggo · 03-26-2002, 09:34 AM

What the fuck happened to yankin' your crank?

(I would have said spankin the monkey...but...)

Rolleyes

Arthur Dent · 03-26-2002, 01:00 PM

That's better than the South African's who believe fucking a virgin will make you immune to aids, so they rape babies. It was on cnn.com.

JIMMYSNUKA · 03-26-2002, 01:01 PM

Arthur Dent Wrote:That's better than the South African's who believe fucking a virgin will make you immune to aids, so they rape babies. It was on cnn.com.

Looks like I'm moving to South Africa.

OAS · 03-26-2002, 01:20 PM

This will make you think twice about eating that next piece of feta cheese.

Galt · 03-26-2002, 02:40 PM

Arthur Dent Wrote:That's better than the South African's who believe fucking a virgin will make you immune to aids, so they rape babies. It was on cnn.com.

I have that comic book.

Grumpy · 03-26-2002, 04:44 PM

it figures. ya post something about goat fucking and UP pops Snuka. Who didn't see that coming a mile away?

kindred · 03-26-2002, 05:04 PM

Quote:We often share the same goat and don't get each other's diseases," he said.

ewwwwww...... I'm never eating Feta cheese again... :crackhead:

Goatweed · 03-26-2002, 07:20 PM

What's the problem? Goats need lovin' too...

Quote:We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids

That's because we use Trojans.

Quote:We often share the same goat and don't get each other's diseases

Nice! Gotta love the group-sex! :lol: