Masturbation - What do you use?

Doc · 04-01-2002, 05:33 AM

Quote:I don't masturbate.

Give me a 'B'
Give me a 'U'
Give me an 'L'
Do I have to go on?

You must not have any arms if you don't pull at your pants

PollyannaFlower46 · 04-01-2002, 05:36 AM

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on't mind me::

Silera · 04-01-2002, 06:36 AM

Quote:Quote (Sephiroth @ Mar. 31 2002,11:24)
Quote:

My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.

What kind of fucking monster are you !?!?

Isn't monster supposed to be a negative thing? I would in no way think of my Os as a negative thing. And I'm not the only one who can do it, Silera can too.

She speaks the truth. The more O's i get the better. Big Grin

lent · 04-01-2002, 07:06 AM

Quote:Masturbation, What do you use?

My right hand. And maybe Silera's new sig.

Hey Ladi · 04-01-2002, 01:53 PM

So I have a question..... Guys do you have different kinds of Os?

And girls.... Do you have different spots that give different ones?

JIMMYSNUKA · 04-01-2002, 01:58 PM

Hey Ladi Wrote:So I have a question..... Guys do you have different kinds of Os?

And girls.... Do you have different spots that give different ones?

Yeah well depending on the condition of my prostate....sometimes it shoots out pretty far and is nice and creamy. Other times it kinda dripples out with some clots of boold blocking off my pisshole. Sometimes my wife needs a toothpick afterwards to remove those clots from inbetween her teeth and gumline.

OAS · 04-01-2002, 05:19 PM

A sun rippend acorn squash. Ahhh, theres nothing like it. Warm to the touch, just pluck it from the vine, cut a hole in the shell, that nice stringy sensation......sweet!

DGW · 04-01-2002, 06:43 PM

Do we have to talk about everything on this message board???

Hey Ladi · 04-01-2002, 07:04 PM

no, just don't answer

JIMMYSNUKA · 04-01-2002, 07:07 PM

DGW Wrote:Do we have to talk about everything on this message board???

No not really...but just so ya know...i do remember trying to lick my mothers clit on the way out of her womb. even though that was just last week it was tough to remember.

Metalfan · 04-01-2002, 07:07 PM

Look who's getting snippy

OAS · 04-01-2002, 07:17 PM

Quote:No not really...but just so ya know...i do remember trying to lick my mothers clit on the way out of her womb. even though that was just last week it was tough to remember.

If you hadn't done such a thorough job on that first trip out, your Mom wouldn't be so adament about you constantly returning.

Edited to fix Fux0red Quote Tags - Seph

Edited By Sephiroth on April 01 2002 at 2:32

Arpikarhu · 04-01-2002, 07:20 PM

OAS- i assumed you would have to tie a popsicle stick to it to get it up at your age

OAS · 04-01-2002, 07:30 PM

That's a perfect example of why you shouldn't be an asshole and assume Arpi.

Arpikarhu · 04-01-2002, 07:31 PM

ouch!

Maynard · 04-01-2002, 07:33 PM

Arpi not be an asshole? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Rape Fantasizer · 04-02-2002, 05:07 AM

Hey Ladi Wrote:And girls.... Do you have different spots that give different ones?

I definitely have different types of O's. That's why even if I have sex 10 times a day, everyday, I still wanna masterbate. It's a totally different feeling.

PollyannaFlower46 · 04-02-2002, 05:10 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:I definitely have different types of O's. That's why even if I have sex 10 times a day, everyday, I still wanna masterbate. It's a totally different feeling.

Yea...what's up with that? I when I'm alone, it takes me like no time to get off and I can o' again and again...and they're incredibly intense...but usually when I have sex I only get off once....maybe twice....and although they're great as well...it's totally different....

Maynard · 04-02-2002, 05:11 AM

Quote:Yea...what's up with that? I when I'm alone, it takes me like no time to get off and I can o' again and again...and they're incredibly intense...but usually when I have sex I only get off once....maybe twice....and although they're great as well...it's totally different....

Maybe you need a different guy then.

Keyser Soze · 04-02-2002, 05:17 AM

Maynard Wrote:
Quote:Yea...what's up with that? I when I'm alone, it takes me like no time to get off and I can o' again and again...and they're incredibly intense...but usually when I have sex I only get off once....maybe twice....and although they're great as well...it's totally different....
Maybe you need a different guy then.

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