03-31-2002, 12:37 AM
"if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid..."
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03-31-2002, 12:37 AM
"if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid..."
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03-31-2002, 01:10 AM
You're attracted to controlling overbearing men, huh kid? That's very common in people raised in fatherless environments.
Big brown... what?
03-31-2002, 01:31 AM
um no. I was talking about galt.
I don't "date rape". Shit, I sometimes drop the pussy when chicks throw it at me. I am far from the date rapist you aspire to be.
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03-31-2002, 01:44 AM
my gf tried to tease me once. we were about to do it and she was just like 'i wana take a nap lets do it later.' so im just laying there all naked like 'what the fuck?' i get up all mad to start using the computer. she realized i was pretty upset and apologized and stuff, and then we did it, so all was forgiven
04-01-2002, 02:17 AM
I've never noticed the condom smell. But, a couple times used the unlubruicated kind and then he tasted like a balloon, with that weird powdery stuff.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
04-01-2002, 02:23 AM
Quote:(Hey Ladi @ Mar. 31 2002,9:17)I've never noticed the condom smell. But, a couple times used the unlubruicated kind and then he tasted like a balloon, with that weird powdery stuff. You blew him with a rubber on? LAME!
04-01-2002, 02:26 AM
Galt Wrote:You blew him with a rubber on?hell no! I didn't know I even had to mention that.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
04-01-2002, 02:27 AM
Galt Wrote:You blew him with a rubber on?I have never seen the point in that. Could it even feel good?
04-01-2002, 05:06 AM
I hate when guys try to make you beg for sex...when they're all like "tell me how bad you want it....tell me how bad you want me."
Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
04-01-2002, 05:09 AM
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:I hate when guys try to make you beg for sex...when they're all like "tell me how bad you want it....tell me how bad you want me."I've never really had a guy say that ....... but, I do hate it when they won't give it up.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
04-01-2002, 05:10 AM
I went to blow my last boyfriend once after he had a condom on and
I had to stop half way cause I couldn't take the taste of the condom residue anymore. I felt really bad
04-01-2002, 05:17 AM
Quote:I've never really had a guy say that ....... but, I do hate it when they won't give it up. I hate that too...and you know the whole time they're holding out they're laughing inside. I also hate when guys ask you to compliment their dicks. I mean I don't drop my pants and ask for a play by play opinion of my anatomy....why wave your dick in my face and ask me to tell you how wonderful it is...especially when its the size of a cocktail frank? Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
04-01-2002, 05:18 AM
Quote:I went to blow my last boyfriend once after he had a condom on and Jenn, is that you? :bouncer:
04-01-2002, 03:09 PM
LZ is too lame to figure out the hot chick wanted the lights out so she didn't have to see him!!!
And Pollyanna couldn't you have just told me it was the nicest micro dick you ever saw?
04-01-2002, 03:28 PM
Ken, I think having sex is a prerequisite to having a sex pet peeve
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04-01-2002, 03:38 PM
Quote:"if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid..."Considering you haven't had a date in years, that questions been answered.
04-01-2002, 04:04 PM
Quote:but, I do hate it when they won't give it up. Quote:I hate that too...and you know the whole time they're holding out they're laughing inside. Do you both like dating gaey men??? Quote:especially when its the size of a cocktail frank?So I guess he was no NicK the Dick?? I haven't experienced to many dislikes, maybe a girl making to much noise, definatley the taste of rubbers...Oops did I say that?....So I'll say what I like... - I love kissing a womans ear - Whispering in said ear and watching her wiggle with the chillz - Runnning my hand through her hair - The way a girls eyes light up when you're doing her. Oh I remebered something...getting your hairs stuck in the rubber when removing it. Ouch!
04-01-2002, 04:37 PM
DGW Wrote:maybe a girl making to much noiseI tend to be pretty loud, but I have never heard a guy say that was a bad thing. |
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