I believe the girlfriend part...I just don't understand keeping her if she gives stuffed animals that look like a creepy Muppet about to paratroop off the top shelf onto you while you draw pictures of your hole for us.
I don't care what it's supposed to be, man! It looks like an insane, albino Muppet in your picture. And I know it's probably gettin' you laid by keeping it up there to make her happy......but c'mon. Women mark their territory with shit like that. And you, sir, have been marked. God forbid some random woman might want to go down on you back at your place. How do you explain that monstrocity on top of your computer table?
I think I know why this thread might be locked....
Quote:she gives stuffed animals that look like a creepy Muppet about to paratroop off the top shelf onto you while you draw pictures of your hole for us
Let's just say that I know Other people who have suffered almost identical torment.....
Edited By Lord Magus on April 05 2002 at 10:53
You're workin' with a professional here. You bunch of losers!! NICE FUCKING MODEL!!!
yea sean maybe you should lock this before i go and explain it anymore, because i'm extremely bored enough to do just that
and its not as creepy as the picture makes it seem
Dude...I'm engaged. I get the gorilla thing....but how many fuckin' stuffed animals did you see around my stuff? None. Know why? CUZ THEY AREN'T FUCKIN' THERE! (I'm a pathetic waste of a man and my fiance makes me keep them all out in the open where EVERYONE in the world can see how cute and sweet she is to me.) I suck.