Doctors visit

Sloatsburgh · 04-12-2002, 07:13 PM

No magic pill? Then what is all this I have been hearing about Extacy?

I didn't go to the doctors for many years because of the hernia exam. Why should the only other person to touch my balls for 5 years be an old man?

Then I found out I could have my physical done by a nurse, and she checked me for testicular cancer. Thankfully, no embarassing boner.

Hybrid · 04-12-2002, 07:13 PM

Quote:peeing in the cup was my favorite part. the cup gets all warm like cookies from the oven

mmmmmmmmmmmmm cookies

Doc · 04-12-2002, 08:33 PM

Quote:ahh yes and there is nothing like a cold speculum! oh how hot i get at just the thought!

I always knew you loved Mr. Quakers

By the way Grump, at least give me some credit when you rip me off hoo hoo, I never said short guys weren't good at volleyball however:thumbs-up:

I never really mind going to the doctor when I need to. I've had surgery three times and I never really felt violated or threatened. Maybe it's because the first thing I do when I see a doctor is drop trou and ask for rectal exam, or maybe it's just that I go to good doctors...who knows?

Edited By Doc on April 12 2002 at 4:35

virgingrrl · 04-12-2002, 08:55 PM

Quote:I always knew you loved Mr. Quakers

no

Doc · 04-13-2002, 01:12 AM

You know you love him...admit it
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Sluggo · 04-13-2002, 01:17 AM

OH!
I get it now!!!
Mr. QuaCkers!!! lmao

Doc · 04-13-2002, 01:21 AM

Fucking typos

The bane of my existance

Well...that and shrinkage in ocean water

Luna · 04-13-2002, 07:26 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! That has got to be the funniest thing! Now, thanks to Doc, I will be laughing over that everytime I see one of those things! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Sean Cold · 04-13-2002, 02:35 PM

Can someone please explain to me why the doctors hands have to be soooooo fuckin cold whe the check the ballies? I don't get that in the least, it is like they stick thier fuckin hands outside the window in the winter before the exam.

My GP came to see me when I was in the hospital from head tramua and he thought it would be a great idea for a full check. I think not. I hit my head you dumb shit, there is nothing wrong with my fuckin movements so get lost. He was really trying to give me that check up but I had to decline.

What really struck me as odd is when he lowered the lights and that crazy music form the Blue Oyster Bar started playing. He was a very odd doctor, he even wore leather chaps for some reason.:crackhead:

Luna · 04-13-2002, 02:38 PM

Uhhh...did he give you a rectal exam? His hands weren't on both of your shoulders when he did that, were they? {:o}

Sean Cold · 04-13-2002, 02:47 PM

It has already been said here, but, if there is nothing wrong, no need to check the pipes for a leak in my opinion. My poop chute remains an exit only. I enjoy making noise when I fart.:fart:

Sluggo · 04-13-2002, 02:59 PM

Sean...Maymay needs the # for your doctor.