Wait, what did you just say? - Sex talk to make you hurl.

Sean Cold · 03-30-2002, 07:08 PM

I was just chatting with someone and I just had to make this thread.

How many of you have heard some really screwy shit during or after sex come out of your partners mouth?

My all time greatest lame comment came from so slug I met off the other board:

Wow, I can't believe I am in bed with Sean Cold.

man, was that ever a sign to run away and fast!

barch97 · 03-30-2002, 07:10 PM

"That feels so good I could just shit."
...J. Norton (Thursday night at the TLA)

PollyannaFlower46 · 03-30-2002, 07:12 PM

"I'm married, you know that right? You seemed like the type of girl who wouldn't mind."

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 07:16 PM

"I can't believe I have millions of your sperm inside me, right now."

PollyannaFlower46 · 03-30-2002, 07:17 PM

"Sniff....sniff.....DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!"

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 07:18 PM

PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:"Sniff....sniff.....DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!"

Please tell me you're joking.

PollyannaFlower46 · 03-30-2002, 07:18 PM

I wish I was.....I have NO luck.

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 07:21 PM

Wow, I'm amazed you actually got one that didn't fall asleep.

Edited By GonzoStyle on Mar. 30 2002 at 2:22

PollyannaFlower46 · 03-30-2002, 07:25 PM

I've had others stay awake....really I sware!

Here's another really odd one which I assume was supposed to be a compliment:

"Wow you're the only girl I've ever been with who doesn't smell like fish!"

That sorta killed the mood.

barch97 · 03-30-2002, 07:30 PM

another norton quote...
while eatin' the peach look up and with tears in your eyes: "mommy used to make me do this"

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 07:33 PM

Barch you are using other peoples, have you ever had sex?

barch97 · 03-30-2002, 07:39 PM

not where I was alowed to talk

PollyannaFlower46 · 03-30-2002, 07:42 PM

$25 doesn't cover conversation, huh?

Sean Cold · 03-30-2002, 07:45 PM

in college, mid stride in the groove:

Shit, I have a report due.

Totally killed my modd so I just stopped and got dressed. She was trying to say it was good, but how good can it be when you just blurt out soime happy horseshit like that?

Same chick:

This is better than a sandwich.

WTF?

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2002, 07:51 PM

this is actually something i DIDN'T say that fucked everything up

69ing, between lapping i said something to the effect of 'mmmm baby or some shit' and out of nowhere she asks me what her name is. i met her that night and i could not for the life of me remember her name.

i'll never forget that ass though.

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 08:02 PM

Sean Cold Wrote:This is better than a sandwich.

You fucked CRX?

Paper Boy · 03-30-2002, 08:17 PM

Not sure if this is on topic but here it goes anyway.

I meet a girl at my friends wedding, it was at a hotel on the Island, I go back to her room after the festivities and we do our thing, the next morning I get her number and leave. I somehow lost the number, I wait for my friends to get back from their honeymoon and get her number from them.This ia an excerpt from our phone call:

Me: Hello Susan, This is Tim

Her: Who?

Me: (After picking the phone up off the floor)I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number.

She must have been some type of slut that she can't remember all her partners names, either that or I really suck in bed. I'm pretty sure it's the latter.

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2002, 08:20 PM

I know all my partners names. I knew her name, I just drew a blank at that very moment. Bad timing I suppose.

barch97 · 03-30-2002, 08:45 PM

Paper Boy Wrote:I really suck in bed.

You busy later?

crx girl · 03-30-2002, 09:22 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Quote:This is better than a sandwich.
You fucked CRX?

um, what? :o