R KELLY'S TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET VIDEO

The Sleeper · 07-07-2005, 10:48 PM

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

diceisgod · 07-07-2005, 10:51 PM

don't work

The Sleeper · 07-07-2005, 10:55 PM

damn, it worked for me. i'll send it over AIM to people. it is required viewing.

The Sleeper · 07-07-2005, 10:59 PM

it should work now. it's probably the server being crappy

The Jays · 07-07-2005, 11:12 PM

So, they lock R Kelly in a closet here? What's the dilly-o?

The Sleeper · 07-07-2005, 11:15 PM

watch it!

The Jays · 07-08-2005, 12:50 AM

wow

diceisgod · 07-08-2005, 01:07 AM

wait a minute...this is serious

Galt · 07-08-2005, 01:13 AM

I was really expecting him to piss on someone.

The Sleeper · 07-08-2005, 01:30 AM

oh he's pissed all right!

Galt · 07-08-2005, 01:40 AM

So R Kelly just writes scenes, sings all the dialogue and calls it a song?

Why doesn't Larry David do that?

The Sleeper · 07-08-2005, 01:42 AM

cause he's not R Kelly?

Galt · 07-08-2005, 01:44 AM

and R Kelly has the market cornered on fake songs?

Most of it didn't even rhyme? How fucking hard is that?

"I walked to the store
I bought some gum
I saw this guy
He's saying
What are you doing here...."

and so forth.

The Sleeper · 07-08-2005, 01:47 AM

that's the problem, everyone is so concerned with arbitrary rhymes that they aren't concerned with telling a story!

diceisgod · 07-08-2005, 01:51 AM

that was the first time I ever saw R Kelly.

Galt · 07-08-2005, 01:53 AM

And this was such an earthbreaking story. Two people having an affair and the guy's is with another dude. Like anyone didn't see that coming.

Good story telling would explain why R Kelly carries a fucking glock. Are we to assume that all blacks are armed?

The Sleeper · 07-08-2005, 01:58 AM

you are seriously a racist if you don't enjoy this

Galt · 07-08-2005, 02:08 AM

TBS already did the "have monkeys play out movie scenes" bit.

Goatweed · 07-08-2005, 03:41 AM

I cant wait for the sequel!

The Sleeper · 07-08-2005, 04:15 AM

see even Goatweed appreciates this and he hates niggers more than anyone