I just realized

Galt · 03-08-2006, 10:31 PM

That my zipper is undone.

I'm pretty sure that the last time I went to the bathroom was at around 10 AM.

In that time I've had three meetings, including one of the partners of my firm.

I've also been walking around the floor all day, and went out to lunch at a fairly nice (read: not a deli) sit down restaurant.

I'm wearing a blue suit and gray boxer briefs, so it would have shown up clear as day.

I'm going to kill myself.

HedCold · 03-08-2006, 10:37 PM

i recently got to work and realized it was still open, so it was most likely open the whole train ride. i was glad i caught it by that time

Mad · 03-08-2006, 10:41 PM

None of the office whores told you it was flying low? They must really hate you.

Suzie · 03-08-2006, 10:43 PM

The good news is that probably means no one noticed it if they didn't point it out.

Galt · 03-08-2006, 10:49 PM

Most of the people in the office don't know me. I'm just some random guy running around.

GonzoStyle · 03-08-2006, 10:55 PM

is your cock small?

Galt · 03-08-2006, 10:56 PM

I don't remember.

GonzoStyle · 03-08-2006, 10:57 PM

I wish I had a huge cock, I would never zip up my fly.

Black Lazerus · 03-09-2006, 01:55 AM

but then it flops out

or as keyser would say

you would come off as half cocked

HedCold · 03-09-2006, 02:18 AM

keyser = joe soprano

Goatweed · 03-09-2006, 02:33 AM

I dunno, I dont think even Joe Soprano would drop a Mormon joke bomb like Keyser did.

Mad · 03-09-2006, 02:35 AM

Never underestimate the stupidity of Italians.

HedCold · 03-09-2006, 02:39 AM

i think joe soprano would have followed it up with a wacky horn, or ::rim shot::

Charles Manson · 03-09-2006, 02:45 AM

I remember joe.

He was a fucking cocksucker!

Keyser Soze · 03-09-2006, 02:50 AM

eyyyyyyyyy.....check out my saaaaaaaseeeeeegggggeeee

GonzoStyle · 03-09-2006, 03:58 AM

Black Lazerus Wrote:but then it flops out

or as keyser would say

you would come off as half cocked

if you have a huge cock, why not proudly display it? It's like having a pocket full of fairy dust and not spreading it around for all to enjoy.

HedCold · 03-29-2006, 01:34 PM

i just realized my zipper has been open. i thought i was getting weird looks on the subway

Ronin · 03-29-2006, 02:06 PM

any giggles?

HedCold · 03-29-2006, 02:14 PM

no, there was just some couple and i think i saw the woman look at me then say something to the guy.

Hoon · 03-29-2006, 02:16 PM

if women are allowed to breast feed in public, we should be able to rock out with our cocks out.