What everyone else won't tell you about being a moderator

[The Jays]

There's only one cool button to play with, and that's the Free Soda button. Everything else just points you in the direction of some man-on-calf porn site.

[Danked]

Cool is relative. Sometimes a man needs a little man-on-calf stimulation.

[Goatweed]

there should be a free raspberry iced tea button.