09-07-2006, 03:36 AM
Lush-i love you but you are a bitch sometimes. I'm pretty certain that if i were a guy and we were dating i'd physically abuse you.
Drusilla-You get all my random jokes and quotes like no other really. I enjoy our daily conversations that amount to essentially nothing and probably don't even constitute as conversations..more or less random thoughts with segways.
MattJew-When you finally decide youre going to pop the question i enjoy white gold and modest square cut diamonds. This way when i backhand you it will leave a cut. Thanks for putting up with my ever annoying hormone development.
GonzoStyle- Geez whiz. I know we've only met a couple of times but i know i'll never forget them. I don't even have off the cuff jokes for you in person, that is why i deflect and mock everyone else.
which brings me to...
George-I honestly wish you the best in your future endeavors on the Big Brother set.
Keyser-I kinda admire the fact that you are the constant chewtoy of the board and not let it get you down or run you off. Kudos to that, it takes some balls(and no, we dont need to see them again for proof).
Sleeper-You're a nice fella, i really think you're overdue for some nerdly emo girlfriend who gives bad head. She's out there you just have to go find her!
DIG-Please start using drugs again.
Drusilla-You get all my random jokes and quotes like no other really. I enjoy our daily conversations that amount to essentially nothing and probably don't even constitute as conversations..more or less random thoughts with segways.
MattJew-When you finally decide youre going to pop the question i enjoy white gold and modest square cut diamonds. This way when i backhand you it will leave a cut. Thanks for putting up with my ever annoying hormone development.
GonzoStyle- Geez whiz. I know we've only met a couple of times but i know i'll never forget them. I don't even have off the cuff jokes for you in person, that is why i deflect and mock everyone else.
which brings me to...
George-I honestly wish you the best in your future endeavors on the Big Brother set.
Keyser-I kinda admire the fact that you are the constant chewtoy of the board and not let it get you down or run you off. Kudos to that, it takes some balls(and no, we dont need to see them again for proof).
Sleeper-You're a nice fella, i really think you're overdue for some nerdly emo girlfriend who gives bad head. She's out there you just have to go find her!
DIG-Please start using drugs again.
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.