10-19-2006, 12:31 AM
I have seen tons of other people create vanity threads and I always wanted one myself but never knew how to go about it but I've decided it's time for me to finally come out of my shell. I have plenty of shit to say and I will when I good and well feel like it but for now I would like to just let you peasants know that there is a lot of good internet porn out there these days and I'm a big fan. I have quite a few favorites that I've been myself off to many, many times, but I would just like to briefly list 3 exceptional porn bitches that Next Best Thing is super-duper fond of.
1) Cheyenne Silver - I think Cheyenne has hung up her gloves or some shit but when she was in her prime, before the titty-job, she was in a class by herself. This was one of the few holes on the planet who could look sweet and innocent even if she had a 14 inch long nigger cock stuffed all the way up her cornhole. That, my friends, is God-given talent.
2) Carly Moore - I think this bitch is from Canada. Desite this, she does great point-of-view blowjob scenes and is not bashful about allowing these free porn sites from getting their hands on 20 or 30 second long, explicit scenes which almost invariably include money shots. Carly is big and blonde and doesn't wear too much makeup. I bow to her greatness.
3) Simi/Arwyn - This is one of those relative newcomer dumb as a mule Eastern European bitches. Enormous tits. The one drawback is I haven't been able to locate any degrading anal scenes. Give her time, she may blossom into a big-name star. You heard it here first.
Tomorrow I will discuss sports with either you people or myself. Two other things. I don't lie homosexual males, and I don't care what other me think of me.
1) Cheyenne Silver - I think Cheyenne has hung up her gloves or some shit but when she was in her prime, before the titty-job, she was in a class by herself. This was one of the few holes on the planet who could look sweet and innocent even if she had a 14 inch long nigger cock stuffed all the way up her cornhole. That, my friends, is God-given talent.
2) Carly Moore - I think this bitch is from Canada. Desite this, she does great point-of-view blowjob scenes and is not bashful about allowing these free porn sites from getting their hands on 20 or 30 second long, explicit scenes which almost invariably include money shots. Carly is big and blonde and doesn't wear too much makeup. I bow to her greatness.
3) Simi/Arwyn - This is one of those relative newcomer dumb as a mule Eastern European bitches. Enormous tits. The one drawback is I haven't been able to locate any degrading anal scenes. Give her time, she may blossom into a big-name star. You heard it here first.
Tomorrow I will discuss sports with either you people or myself. Two other things. I don't lie homosexual males, and I don't care what other me think of me.
