11-21-2006, 03:19 PM
I don't want my family anywhere near me. Or any of that disgusting food.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
11-21-2006, 03:21 PM
Tell them stories from the random memories thread and make them your own, that should scatter a few.
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11-21-2006, 03:23 PM
tell them their vaginas have teeth or tell them yours has teeth. either way they won't come near you
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11-21-2006, 03:24 PM
faceman802 Wrote:tell them their vaginas have teeth or tell them yours has teeth. either way they won't come near you the fact that marias vagina has teeth is common knowlege. http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
11-21-2006, 03:27 PM
I'm gonna have some of that boars head pepper turkey on whole wheat and im breakin out the onions and tomatos!
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11-21-2006, 03:28 PM
It's not even extended family, it's all immediate and it's all horrific.
My mom will pretend to act like a mom for 6 or 7 hours. My brother will pretend to be nice. My other brother probably wont show up and if he does he'll be hopped up on pills and hid girlfriend probably wont even come or bring my nephew. AWESOOOOOOOOOME. Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
11-21-2006, 03:30 PM
Hawt Baux Wrote:It's not even extended family, it's all immediate and it's all horrific. oh man, thats like "home for the holidays" with robert downey jr but not as funny. an underappreciate holiday classic may I add http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
11-21-2006, 03:31 PM
It's so sad it's amusing.
Well, no, it's funny because we're white trash. Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
11-21-2006, 03:31 PM
you should invite me
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11-21-2006, 03:32 PM
Meh.
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
11-21-2006, 03:33 PM
White Trash Rules!
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11-21-2006, 03:34 PM
No, it's pretty unfortunate.
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
11-21-2006, 03:34 PM
Hawt Baux Wrote:Meh. I have a card here that proves we are friends!!!! http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
11-21-2006, 03:35 PM
it's a matter of perception
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11-21-2006, 03:37 PM
Yeah I have like zero family and we don't get together cause someone always ends up crying, getting stabbed with a fork in their glasses or pregnant.
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11-21-2006, 03:39 PM
GonzoStyle Wrote:Yeah I have like zero family and we don't get together cause someone always ends up crying, getting stabbed with a fork in their glasses or pregnant. and I'm the redneck
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11-21-2006, 03:40 PM
yeah you are, cause we dont listen to country music and only fuck distant cousins.
Plus when we fight, its gangsta! http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
11-21-2006, 03:41 PM
GonzoStyle Wrote:yeah you are, cause we dont listen to country music and only fuck distant cousins. The hatfields and mccoys were gangsta
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11-21-2006, 03:44 PM
redneck gangsta.
Plus we always had the entertaining "whose life is more depressing contest" where mainly the drunk and hopped up women would try to one up eachother on how awful their lives are. then they'd compare prescription and non prescription drugs... ooh yeah well I snort coke off my newborns ass, on the sabbath! Then the guys would like arm wrestle or do other feats of strength, till it ended up personal and someone got stabbed with whatever was on the table. Then before you know it, everyones all worked up and horny. http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS! |
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