Why the Colts will win the Superbowl

Bloody Anus · 01-15-2007, 12:19 AM

2003: Jim Boeheim wins National Championship, 1st after 25 tournament appearances
2003: David Robinson wins NBA title, 1st after 12 playoff appearances
2004: Larry Brown wins NBA championship, 1st after 19 playoff appearances
2004: Phil Mickelson wins Masters, 1st major championship after 40+ appearances
2004: Red Sox win world series, 1st in 86 years
2005: Roy Williams wins National Championship, 1st after 15 tournament appearances
2005: White Sox win world series, 1st in 88 years
2006: Bill Cowher wins Superbowl, 1st after 9 playoff appearances
2006: Tony LaRussa wins world series, 1st after 10 years and 6 playoff appearances with Cardinals
2007: Peyton Manning/Tony Dungy: 6/8 playoff appearances...

The Sleeper · 01-15-2007, 12:41 AM

david robinson won a ring in 99

Charles Manson · 01-15-2007, 12:59 AM

schottenheimer is a dildo and he'll never win anything

Hybrid · 01-15-2007, 01:11 AM

not looking too good right now

Bloody Anus · 01-15-2007, 01:20 AM

Quote:david robinson won a ring in 99

In a strike-shortened season. Doesn't count.

The Sleeper · 01-15-2007, 02:00 AM

hey this thread said chargers originally. you're not getting away with this one bloody anus

Charles Manson · 01-15-2007, 02:10 AM

He'll have to change it again next week. NE will beat Indy.

Galt · 01-15-2007, 02:11 AM

I won $2,000 on the Pats tonightg.

Bloody Anus · 01-15-2007, 02:28 AM

Schottenheimer was the obvious choice, but is working on an entirely different level than even the Red Sox. Elway's drive, Byner's fumble. He couldn't even win with Joe Montana. Even the Jets beat him in the playoffs, now he goes 14-2 and can't win a single postseason game.
When the Colts lose I can change it to the Saints winning for the first time ever. And if it's Chicago-New England, this entire thing will need to be deleted.

The Jays · 01-16-2007, 08:35 AM

I say let's go home team!

faceman802 · 01-16-2007, 03:44 PM

L.T....I love you for winning me my espn fantasy league and a nice chunk of change but please shut the fuck up about the pats dancing on your bolt and being "disrespectful" for using merriman's dance. When a guy knocks down a quarterback after he unloads the pass and is not really involved in the outcome of the play and decides to do his little dance anyway he deserves to be mocked. Maybe if he saved that energy for rushing brady instead of some stupid dance, he would have sacked him instead of letting them get 2 scoring drives in the last part of the 4th quarter when you were in control of the game. Stop whining, you look like a little bitch

Keyser Soze · 01-17-2007, 01:57 AM

that was uncharacteristic for him, he's usually a pretty solid dude.

diceisgod · 01-22-2007, 12:42 AM

Get ready to change this thread. Manning is such a loser!

The Sleeper · 01-22-2007, 12:51 AM

you can't fuck with a team who's coach holds a pencil in his ear

faceman802 · 01-22-2007, 01:29 AM

is this the beginning of the B.A. curse?

The Sleeper · 01-22-2007, 02:10 AM

the beginning? have you seen the bets he's made lately?

faceman802 · 01-22-2007, 02:30 AM

who the fuck woke the colts up

diceisgod · 01-22-2007, 02:40 AM

They got the best wide receiver duo in the nfl, arguable the two best receivers period, and they don't have 100 yards receiving between them both. The Colts are like one rung down from the choking Buffalo Bills.

I still think they are going to lose but if the Colts do win, it will probably come to a dramatic field goal. Vinitieri has other-worldly luck, and I'd be real surprised if he didn't come out of a win as Mr. Hero as usual.

diceisgod · 01-22-2007, 02:42 AM

Oh and that number 87 on New England is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. If I was a NE fan I'd be spitting blood right now looking at his stupid face as he drops another pass right in his hands.

diceisgod · 01-22-2007, 03:16 AM

It's Brady time! This is what he drinks all that babies' blood for, now it's time to reap the benes