Potential New Blood & Homework Assignments

[diceisgod]

So I received one of the greatest and most thought provoking PM's ever per another place. I have been stealing & peddling ideas from this place and getting paid as an advisor (actually that's a lie but would be awesome in general for me & further so if it were true & w/o this just-kidding note after it with me having stated such nonchalantly & thinking that's OK for me to do like some grossly under-educated imbeccile that steals intellectual property -though it really isn't unless I am said under-ed'd so on etc...anyway...) This other board has an older version, older posts, older content access that I want. I said hey look at these, steal idea, and make it so per your case - of course I mean OA & YMB shells.

To the point and greatness of all this, I want you to read the reply PM I wrote but first your homework if necessary is to be familiar with AS (Asperger's syndrome), associated symptoms, and further keep in mind the receiver of this PM told me the following prior:

1) He's been analyzing my posts on that board.
2) Believes me to have said condition (AS) and asked if so (<<<thought provoke-tion, part of it anyway)
3) As AS for him entails symptoms including lack of focus & concentration, complete antisocialism & isolation from people (<<<hatred) and zero empathy for ANYTHING whatsoever hence my reply below is so thusly armed with this & other appropriate foreknowledge & my own inherent greatness (btw AS-free, cock).
4) No interest in the shellboard idea but no real affiliation anyway but the former kind & a loose tongue (edit - this added item probably helps clear some confusion too maybe)

With properly completed homework and the above in mind you might have a laugh and maybe moreover a new CDIH member as I'm inviting his ass here if he runs out of psycho-analysis material per this:

WOW and well I looked up AS and I must say as it's an interesting & insightful assumption on your end as I hate people as well, but I feel this hatred and other social idiosycycies we may share to be non-symptomatic but deliberate. Either way you are by far the most interesting single-serving Fight Club like "friend" I have sent subliminal electronic messages to ever and despite the fact you could care less if I get hit by a truck, I tell you that your presense & contributions here are much appreciated on this end - as cold and Christian Bateman-ish this presense & contributiuon seems, BUT this is a GOOD thing and not a slight in my book. Outstanding stuff.

However, I find your lack of interest in my proposed homework assignment off-putting but not so much to outweigh my fondness therefore as I have mentioned (Note: elsewhere - DIG) this entitles you the following: slack and over-sight (half-glance for now actually). However, redemption and full half-blindness is in your grasp. Would taking a look over those sites and giving tech breakdown per security & best-practices considerations be something you would be more agreeable with? Given your past, this seems to be something you might enjoy & relish. This might serve to assist those that might be in power, position & agreement of taking this from conception to real live-Internet acceessible life (ie. and of course, I make the assumption the others I have communicated with and shared this idea like it and want to make it happen). Think about it...or don't...if you're still with me (<<<that's a joke and no offense please).

Regards

PS. Per your "analysis" of me which I find most intriguing and if this is something you continue to do (I hope) and enjoy, look for the following username on those two sample shell boards I sent: diceisgod (aka DIG to the commoners). This is my other handle and perhaps you can share any future analysis and associated conclusions with me as again I would likely find them most outstanding reading & interesting - btw I am dead serious and not being a cock here.

[diceisgod]

Maybe I am some kind of 'freak' after all as it is "Patrick". Yeah I fucked up & blew the spot but I still think it's solid.

[funsnapsdyno]

I have no clue what you're talking about.. the only thing I got from all of that was "new blood".. let's haze him!! Make him have buttsex with Goatweed

[diceisgod]

If you don't watch Fight Club & American Psycho, watch my eraser hit the cool book & your ass the flame. That's your homework then see above post, do THAT homework, read again, then post comment, & all the while marvel at my genius, you old hen.

[funsnapsdyno]

I did see both of those movies

[The Jays]

Wait, so, what the hell are you trying to accomplish with this guy? And what exactly are you doing? You're stealing what ideas from where, and feeding him what? I'm very confused by this whole thing.

[diceisgod]

You're stealing what ideas from where?

This is the only relevant question and I think below quote is more than crystal clear in answering:

This other board has an older version, older posts, older content access that I want. I said hey look at these, steal idea, and make it so per your case - of course I mean OA & YMB shells.

As for the rest ask yourself if said lack of understanding is due to lack of effort in trying to or a fundemental cognitive inability (maybe Asperger's). But anyway, I have always thought highly of you and therefore take for granted the latter reason as false. So I suggest you try again and not read the paragraphs below for your own benefit - from an educational point of view becasue as you might see below relearning lessons is quite a dull thing especially in the context of the dull, mudane, & simple act like making a simple suggestion and providing examples of said suggestion's full meaning and then having a confused loon up your butt like what WE (you + me as loon) also got right here. Right? Right.





So per MY loon, the only thing I might hope to 'accomplish' with him now, knowing his overall apathy & lunacy, is exactly & precisely zero other than perhaps avoid answering my doorbell one day and getting a shotgun blast to the face for the effort. Prior gleaning this wonderfully mad tidbit of knowledge & associated realization's final cognitive kick into gear, the guy stated several things (in past posts durr) over the course of my trollings at said other board that would lead one to believe he had the DB and other trimmings of this old board (ie. this old gone website with aledgedly quality porn links, lists, content, resources, blah). Maybe he's an insider, I thought? Maybe a former insider? Respected? Influencial? Technically capable? So I said (with seeming innocence and non-chalance & not thinking twice about it after leaving my PM page): Hey you, why not do this or this with that there? So then he went into the PM equivalent of foaming at the mouth: What project? Where? You buliding another forum for this is that that? What project? XY and Z are cocks I want them deads. People that hire me often die mysteriously & here's a list of a dozen names & examples. Dad's dead too.....and so on and so on and jumping Jesus on a pogostick, somebody help me or(by) kill(ing) me and that shotgun's looking good right about now.

Further and even prior this virtual scene of 'One Flew Over the Etc's Nest', there was relatively wide-spread and involved discussion and debate about this wonderful Shangrai Lai that was their old board and the associated Turkish Delightful-like-ness of therein content. SO I made a simple suggestion to him the crazyass (as stated and btw the only responder, actually good egg, good dude and I play as I do) & ALL the others whom I assumed pertinent players, movers & shakers to make this suggestion into an extra GIG or two of quality porn on my hardrive (or one of the swapables I got). The kicker is that which I have thus far received in return for this nice suggestion & gesture. Though I don't expect a parade and admittedly have my own motives obviously (as I am not Santa Claus) Europeans it seems can perhaps be less rude cocks and maybe say: Hey I looked and read over and I think a) it sucks no go or b) it's shit no go c) it's good no d) it's cool greenlight (all maybe followed with the other magic word: thanks, danke schon or whatever).

If I was even sent one link by one person to a jpeg of a stocking overstuffed with shit, that would be better since it's SOMETHING other than zippo & non-existant, non-mad feedback. So as I had dropped-hint earlier, this marks the 1000th time I have re-learned that one particular lesson (per trying to be a nice guy, ie Henry Helperton, Sammy Suggestalot, etc & never again) so maybe I do have Asperger's and I hope you fair better unless I misjudged your relative worth as a human being all along.

[diceisgod]

So anyway, my new single-serving friend fit the role as he, no lie, canceled his account on that board apparently and maybe even fled the country (wherever that might have been). Very awesome though there goes one of the few somehwat imnteresting & regular contributers. Another friendly-fire casualty & trophy razor mark on my arm.

Edit: Now banned so there's another notch. WTF???...but WOOHOO! Being banned for being too smart to comprehend is always a pleasure. Fuck'em.

[Galt]

Your writings are now as nonsensical as John Doe in Se7en. I may have mentioned this before, but you write complete jibberish.

[diceisgod]

I am the Poe of the cyber-generation except I don't have an underaged wife/1stcousin to smack around and sodomize per lies, slights & slanders stated above by such an older-brother-tag-along & malformed soci-tard. But to be nice a sec, it's funny you should mention jibberish as her comes a buncha burpity bippity blopity murfity doodo gaaga woot woot woot ynuk ynuk ynuk * Curly shuffle* ynah ynah ynah.

But back to previouser jibber and associated barely &(if at all) tenuiously interconnected/tangled thoughts that MAYBE will make their way down here: I have been bushwhacked. A rouge mod over there it was perhaps MAYBE, and I am preparing something particularly & deliciously dreadful. Reinstatement fo rme & the owner himself has my back thus granting me license to flush out, blackbag, & torment said soon to be fucked & bleeding pussy-wussy.

[The Jays]

Your writings are now as nonsensical as John Doe in Se7en. I may have mentioned this before, but you write complete jibberish.

Ok, good, I thought it was just me.

I still don't quite understand what is going on, and please don't refer me to movies that were cool to reference 5 years ago. I get it, you're crazy internet messageboard guy, just tell me what the hell AS has to do with this guy going crazy.

[diceisgod]

I leave you all to guess as I am not finished endulging madness & allowing it to consume me just a bit more before (& if) I decide to come back up for air. So I couldn't be more clear if I wanted to, but since I don't I think we'll all find & agree that a little bit of haze & confusion won't kick start the prophecies foretold in the Book of Revelations. So let's take a chill & maybe bake some cupcakes.

[diceisgod]

please don't refer me to movies that were cool to reference 5 years ago.

And another thing per this, as i doubt the voracity of your conclusions and further request said cool reference and/or source which lists said movies quoting experiration dates.

I get it, you're crazy internet messageboard guy, just tell me what the hell AS has to do with this guy going crazy.

[a deep voiced, Beechum County, Alabama accent]NOOOOOO...I DON'T THINK YOU DO! You're now in contempt of court... would you like to go for two counts of contempt [/end accent]....by again asking a crazy guy for clarity on any issue & moreover same crazy guy's assessment of another crazy guy's conditions? But I shall speculate as I think maybe even a screwball if not you can formulate a reasonably accurate idea based on the fact that people with AS might have little trouble parlaying said condition & related constant "knee-to-the-nuts" symptoms for a fine assortment of other interesting issues & maladies. This guy perhaps traded in his better reasoning skills for a new nice skull full of tapioca pudding as he's gone & a koo-koo-kah-roo!

[funsnapsdyno]

You don't have asperger's.. it's just the drugs talkin

[diceisgod]

I heed my own advice btw therefore take your guesswork here and all else anywhere else with a grain of salt.

[The Jays]

I'd say dice gets poster of the year this year, but, I don't know who's giving out the awards.

[drusilla]

christian bateman?


it sucks that they are only trying to require autism screenings now instead of 30 years ago when they could have caught it early enough for you.


i agree with poster of the year though. i think goat's gonna have to take over the responsibility.

[diceisgod]

It's a good thing I'm not tall, dark & handsome and in the armed forced. They have a word for Chicks that bUst balls over thiNgs thaT have long since been acknowledged & apologized for. They also have prison after prison bursting-at-the-seems over-populated. I guess we can all count our blessings and really appreciate Thanksgiving this year. And who said you were worthless as a poster? Let them feel much shame and the lashes of my admonishments.

[drusilla]

<3

[diceisgod]

You are a 20-something Adrienne Barbeau in my mind which I tell you not per your own assurance of personal safety and distance from such a lunatic which I 'm sure you find laughable & disgustingly suspicious (as I am indeed sure this only frightens though I am indeed harmles but yes I must admit this is more fun). So to calm I choose to provide you with a replacement psychological wall for the one I may have just torn down, I provide you with the blueprints and one of the weakness of my own.

Specifically, counter evidence to this fantastically absurd resemblance of yours I've carried would be to your advantage. Now as almost futile it might seem (as I have quite a number of powerful cerebarriers & enchantments), it's not Fort Knox and can be compromised. Such penetration would be my psychological equivalent of a steel spike through the brain via ear, temple, or under the back "lid-like" strip just above one's hairline on the back of the neck (eg. Goodfellas).

I hope this has been comforting.

Edit - And just to steer things right, I have a tasty email I had sent to the owners that I will spare you all from posting but give a quick highlight that I love. So after basically saying I have no clue why banned and can I just get reg-banned so I can at least read so on and so forth, I said that while satisfied with just IP-ban lift, I would like to perhaps discuss "if being reasonable & men is an agreeable mediation platform" - that's a top 5er I think though of course the whole as a whole is symphonic.