Walker, Texas Ranger & Jesus Christ what a f-nut Norris is

[diceisgod]

So the scene is: Two spics pointing guns at each other and the tension is building. Enter Walker, Texas Ranger and he states to one of the spicos (the most troubloesome I guess):

"Didn't Jesus say in Luke 31 to judge not and you will not be judged?"

I can't remember the all of it but it went on and on and finally the kid breaks down crying and the day is saved

(If not the world because there go two savages that weren't given the chance & the common courtesy of fulfilling their entertainment potential & snuffing themselves out of our misery).

[GonzoStyle]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

[diceisgod]

This makes sense & explains the Iraqi War.

[Mad]

Chuck Norris is the less successful brother of Eric Norris.

[GonzoStyle]

This makes sense & explains the Iraqi War.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

[diceisgod]

I got curious so after I found & jerked off to gay porn I went to learn a bit about good ole Chuckles and what do I find?

You are a filthy plagarist. That's very underhanded and I say kudos to you. Becoming a teacher for the purpose of youth corruption and subverting the system & society is extremely & deliciously wicked of you.

So here's the rest of them:

1] Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2] There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3] Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4] The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5] There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6] Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7] The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8] Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9] Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10] Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

[GonzoStyle]

there are 100's more actually, the list much like chuck norris' penis is long and quite enjoyable.

[Galt]

ColeHamelsfacts is more interesting.

[diceisgod]

Maybe but Cole Hamel doesn't worship Jesus nor kick people in the face as hard as Chuck Norris does. (Btw: I wrote that...ME & ME alone...find out otherwise then it's coincidence or an elaborate lie & conspiracy).

[GonzoStyle]

(Btw: I wrote that...ME & ME alone...find out otherwise then it's coincidence or an elaborate lie & conspiracy).

I don't think you needed to emphasize that, it was pretty obvious.

[diceisgod]

Touche'

Yes I agree. Chuck Norris didn't fucking write it....obviously...nor anyone else but me. So durr on me.

I meant was: I "authored" it. I invented it.

Repeat after me class....Ready, boys & girls?.... "DIG don't plagarize, Mr. Gonzostyle."

[GonzoStyle]

I meant it was obvious due to the lack of humor

[diceisgod]

Ouch what the fuck was that about?....oh and yeah...what were you saying?

[GonzoStyle]

Sorry, you disrespect chuck norris and this is what happens.

[diceisgod]

Bruce Lee won. It killed him but he still won.

[GonzoStyle]

Obviously since he died a few weeks later, it is obvious Bruce Lee sold his soul for the honor of "beating" chuck norris in a film, since it was impossible in real life.

[diceisgod]

Bruce Lee did have his weaknesses and made even his fair share of mistakes. Mistakes aside, the biggest issue was that his gods were chickens, cows, & monkeys. It wasn't his fault that he was born a goofy, slant-eyed chink.

[Rooner]

Dont ever disparage the memory of the little dragon ever again Gonzo.

[GonzoStyle]

Dont ever disparage the memory of the little dragon ever again Gonzo.

little dragon, you fuckin queer.

[Rooner]

Dont ever disparage the memory of the little dragon ever again Gonzo.

little dragon, you fuckin queer.

I will fucking end you tubby.