If you could kill 5 people... - Who would they be?

McBourbon · 04-25-2002, 12:45 AM

So...this used to come up a lot when I was younger and more filled with rage and angst. But the question is this:
If you could kill five (5) people and get away with it, who would they be and why would you kill them?

My list:
1) and 2) Daddy Mack and the Mack Daddy from Criss Cross...because little kids who were they're clothes backwards and inspire an entire race of children to do the same have just got to go.

3) Whoever is dating Pamela Anderson at present...just because I would like to think that I might still have a chance

I'll reserve my other two for a chance to trade up and get more kills or for more of an "A List" kill.

Brokenjaw · 04-25-2002, 12:57 AM

1. Father because I hate him
2. Step Father because I hate him
3. Mother because she is the Cunt that married the 2 of them
4. My Old Boss becasue he was just a fuckin asshole and it would be fun to watch him sufferr and DIE.
5. Bob Dylan...... just because. :roflmao:

Arpikarhu · 04-25-2002, 12:57 AM

the first 5 people i see on the subway every day

Ken'sPen · 04-25-2002, 12:59 AM

Isn't Dylan's voice already waiting for him in heaven?

McBourbon · 04-25-2002, 01:01 AM

BOB DYLAN ISN'T DEAD? (Just kidding) Wasn't he almost dead from some bird shit disease though?

Ken'sPen · 04-25-2002, 01:03 AM

Those bird shit diseases get ya everytime.

Danked · 04-25-2002, 01:22 AM

Actually he got it from bat guano.

Brokenjaw · 04-25-2002, 01:25 AM

Danked Ventura Pet Detective

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Jack · 04-25-2002, 01:37 AM

hmmm... kill 5 people.
1.) Arpi - Just because, no particular reason
2.) That asshole Jack Meehoff
3.) George W. Bush (might as well be famous for killing 5 people)
4.) Osama Bin Laden
5.) Left Open for future people who piss me off.

Danked · 04-25-2002, 01:40 AM

Histoplasmosis

Brokenjaw · 04-25-2002, 01:48 AM

Danked · 04-25-2002, 02:07 AM

Funney.

Luna · 04-25-2002, 02:54 AM

Hmmmmm...let's see...

1. Brokenjaw
2. Ken'sPen
3. Jimi Hendrix...oh wait...he already croaked...my mistake :roflmao:
4. to be announced at a later date
5. to be announced at a later date

Brokenjaw · 04-25-2002, 02:56 AM

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO I made it on the top of Anul's to Kill list.. I can be killed a happy man now!!

Edited By Brokenjaw on April 24 2002 at 10:58

Luna · 04-25-2002, 02:58 AM

Quote:I cant be killed a happy man now!!

Well, you certainly won't die with sentence structure skills. :roflmao:

Brokenjaw · 04-25-2002, 02:59 AM

ouch that really hurt. No seriously it did. You are just too witty for me. Go post a pic of an animal or something, would ya?:roflmao:

Luna · 04-25-2002, 03:01 AM

Ooooh ouch...oh oh oh...ouch...go post about your eye or something......
:fuckoff:

Maynard · 04-25-2002, 03:06 AM

The Sleeper · 04-25-2002, 03:08 AM

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Gilligan
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John

Maynard · 04-25-2002, 03:10 AM