Vibrators - And other various sex toys...

Spitfire · 04-26-2002, 03:24 PM

My old vibrator is boring, I want to go to the sex shop this weekend and buy a new toy... :bouncer:

any suggestions on what will...um...blow my mind? What do you use?

Anyone ever try one of those remote control ones?

Arpikarhu · 04-26-2002, 03:27 PM

save the money and come here and sit on my magical meat puppet{ Big Grin

}

Ken'sPen · 04-26-2002, 03:28 PM

How can you hit on a woman, and still sound sooooo gay?

Arpikarhu · 04-26-2002, 03:30 PM

Quote:How can you hit on a woman, and still sound sooooo gay?

i am really trying to sound butch. i guess i dont have it in me. i hate you breeders!!

Wormface · 04-26-2002, 03:33 PM

My face?

Sluggo · 04-26-2002, 03:36 PM

Mrs. Sluggo really enjoys the "Eager Beaver"...
So much that I had to invest in rechargable batteries.

Spitfire · 04-26-2002, 03:39 PM

Quote:sit on my magical meat puppet

how can I do that with Maynard already attached to it?

I was speaking of the mechanical variety....

what's the Eager Beaver, Sluggo?

Hey Ladi · 04-26-2002, 03:39 PM

Supposedly the ones with the clit bits are supposed to be really fantastic. A girl friend swears by one of those jelly-type cock ring things, with a clit bit & a vibrating "bullet."

The remote control panty things sound fun. Go to a party or something and give the remote to your guy, and try to hold a normal conversation.

Bondgirl · 04-26-2002, 03:40 PM

oops

Edited By Bondgirl on April 26 2002 at 11:49

Maynard · 04-26-2002, 03:40 PM

How about a jackhammer Spit?

Quote:Mrs. Sluggo really enjoys the "Eager Beaver"...
So much that I had to invest in rechargable batteries.

Well thats cause you're not a man, and you can't satisfy her. {:p}

Maybe she needs a jackhammer too. :roflmao:

Sluggo · 04-26-2002, 03:41 PM

I should've left you in the cell. :fuckoff:

NaughtyAngel · 04-26-2002, 03:43 PM

on word
elenor

Sluggo · 04-26-2002, 03:45 PM

<marquee><span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>VVVVVVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!</span></marquee>

SLASH · 04-26-2002, 03:46 PM

Quote:My old vibrator is boring, I want to go to the sex shop this weekend and buy a new toy...

Whatever one you get, just don't charge it to your credit card. { Wink

}

NaughtyAngel · 04-26-2002, 03:48 PM

Quote:VVVVVVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
i needed that this morning
so much stress
{ Big Grin

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}
:hail: sex god :hail:

Spitfire · 04-26-2002, 03:50 PM

I'm not paying for it, Mr. Spit will buy it for me { Big Grin

}

My vibrator's name is George
VRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

NaughtyAngel · 04-26-2002, 03:52 PM

Quote:My vibrator's name is George
VRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

i never thought in my wildest dreams that spit would make me cum but tee hee
:thumbs-up:

Luna · 04-26-2002, 03:55 PM

Bumble Bees BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!112233

Keyser Soze · 04-26-2002, 03:56 PM

vibes will make you numb and callous, you need the touch of a capable and talented tongue.

Cunt-Twat · 04-26-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:vibes will make you numb and callous, you need the touch of a capable and talented tongue.

i agree with kyser on this one.