If it ryhmes, it must be true

Arthur Dent · 05-30-2002, 10:21 AM

In this thread, if it rymes it has to be the truth.

There is a member named Ken
Who's interest is only in men
He PMed a Maymay
and professed he was gay
And now they fuck in the den.

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 01:11 PM

There once was a man named Dent
Who returned from his travels in Kent.
He started a thread & no one replied
So he took them to the basement, all tied.
He was heard to shout
"You'll never get out!"
"And listen to all that I say." :thumbs-up:

Metalfan · 05-30-2002, 01:13 PM

There once was a tool named Ken
Whose actions no one could defend
So we all gathered round
Started hearing the sound
Of him getting beaten again and again
:thumbs-up:

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 01:17 PM

There once was a girl named Ladi
Who drove a shiny Ducati,
And she flew down the street
with the wind at her feet,
But all she wanted was a potty. :fart:

Arthur Dent · 05-30-2002, 01:20 PM

There is a member named Ladi
Who really has a great body
She walks in the room
And Naughty Angel goes vrrrooomm
While everyone watches at the party.

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 01:25 PM

There once was a guy, GW
Who wanted a room with a view,
But he lived in a box
And kept money in his socks,
Though his eyes still had a sparkle or two. :toast:

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 01:32 PM

There is a kid named Magus
Who everyone says is a fagus,
But as he was railing a hen
He yelled right then,
"Look you fuckers, she's clucking!"

:crackhead: (That one is kind of weird) :lol:

DGW · 05-30-2002, 01:52 PM

There once was a boy
Who's name would be Froy
He sent a chic
Some of his nudey pics
And now everyone knows he got a circumsized prick

No I haven't seen them, nor do I want to.

BeckyDC · 05-30-2002, 03:25 PM

Sitting on a Pad her name is Luna
Does this fair maiden smell of tuna?

:-o :-o :-o

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 03:28 PM

On the board, of all the men,
The one i hate the most is Ken.
He won't leave me alone,
He wants to bury his bone.
But for some reason I come back again. :loveya: :lookatme:

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 03:31 PM

Grumpy Grumpy where are you?
Have I crushed you under my shoe?
"I'm not that short!"
he yells as retort,
To those who use his head as a coaster. :toast:

Keyser Soze · 05-30-2002, 03:34 PM

On top of the hill lived a Sluggo.
His life free of worries and trouble.
Along came a May, who tried turning him gay, once a nice guy now carrys a spade shovel.

Arthur Dent · 05-30-2002, 04:07 PM

There was a girl name Becky
Who went in search of a schmeckie
She looked on the net
But a nice guy could not get
In the end she could yell
for she was on a Cold Day in hell!

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 04:11 PM

AfDude is in the Air Force
Protecting our country, of course.
It has nothing to do
With red, white & blue....
Bikinis & babes galore

AFDude · 05-30-2002, 04:27 PM

Quote:AfDude is in the Air Force
Protecting our country, of course.
It has nothing to do
With red, white & blue....
Bikinis & babes galore

:lol:

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 04:36 PM

Lazy Motherfucker
Stooopit Cocksucker
He has a beautiful baby
And a hard-working lady
But he's still the Sofa King! :moonie:

Keyser Soze · 05-30-2002, 04:46 PM

this thread sucks he often will say
complains about threads that go astray
if he were to have his way
kid afrika would make you chat threaders pay

LZMF1 · 05-30-2002, 04:48 PM

<center><table style=filter:glow(color=seagreen)>ken's pen often makes futile attempts at humor
in fact, i heard a rumor
that if even if he had much money
he still couldn't buy himself the label of being "teh funney"</table></center>

Edited By LZMF1 on May 30 2002 at 12:55

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 05:08 PM

Snuka, Snuka, Drives the Bus
Posts the pictures filled with puss.
If you don't puke, he'll try with all his might
To send you screaming into the night!

Hey Ladi · 05-30-2002, 05:16 PM

Spitfire Spitfire!
Ra Ra Ra!
Flower child Flower child!
Gonna burn your bra!

She's never a bore
Getting married for sure,
It's going to be like a fable
When her & her man stand up front,
And we all stare at her table. ;-)