Happy fuckin birthday

Maynard · 07-01-2002, 03:21 PM

Lets all stop and wish a happy birthday to our resident cum drinker.

So how you gonna celebrate Metal, gonna fuck Grumps mom all day? Or are you finally gonna try and poke your meat missle into Ladi?

OAS · 07-01-2002, 03:26 PM

Wheres Slash when you need him?

PollyannaFlower46 · 07-01-2002, 03:28 PM

Happy Birthday, remember never eat from the Kiosk. ;-)

Metalfan · 07-01-2002, 03:31 PM

Thanks tards....and PAF, if kiosk is your word for manjunk....no worries about me eating there :thumbs-up:

I figured I'd start out by banging a couple of the newer crackwhores and introducing them to the chum pool......then maybe steal some lollypops from little kids....and finish it off by kicking the homeless on my way back to the Port Authority. If that doesn't work...I always have my "session" with Ken's sister, aunt and gramma tonight

Edited By Metalfan on July 01 2002 at 11:33

Hey Ladi · 07-01-2002, 03:33 PM

Quote:Or are you finally gonna try and poke your meat missle into Ladi?

Is it my birthday too!!? :firebounce: .... :-p pfft on Maynard

<table style=filter:glow(color=teal)>HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN </table> ;-)

Maynard · 07-01-2002, 03:37 PM

If you fuck Ken's aunt, make sure you blow it in her ass, and tell her that's from me.

Sean Cold · 07-01-2002, 03:38 PM

Quote:....and finish it off by kicking the homeless on my way back to the Port Authority.

Finally, a game for the whole family to enjoy. It can even be a psuedo holiday. You can have ads in the papers like Big Grin

id You Kick A homeless Scumbag Today?

PollyannaFlower46 · 07-01-2002, 03:40 PM

There's something terribly wrong about working for the homeless and hating them the way I do... Undecided

Metalfan · 07-01-2002, 03:40 PM

Think that will help boost tourism again to NYC Sean??? Mail it to Mayor Fuckbubble and see what he thinks!

Sean Cold · 07-01-2002, 03:42 PM

I have always said the only thing worse than a nigger is a homeless nigger.

And, I wouldn't mail a fuckin thing to our dolt of a mayor. I hate the fuck now that he has doubled the fines for parking violations.

PollyannaFlower46 · 07-01-2002, 03:44 PM

I'd rather him double the fines for parking violations than raise taxes, its bad enough that I give more than 1/4 of my check back to some form of government. And what the fuck is up with not recycling anymore?!

Ken'sPen · 07-01-2002, 03:46 PM

Metal I expressed this in a different thread...but since MayMay went and got all official on me.
Happy Birthday Metal!!!!
I will tell my Sisters to throw ya one on the house...
and I will pick up the tab at the clinic. enjoy

Metalfan · 07-01-2002, 03:48 PM

How would I have known Ken...you didn't PM me the link :disappointed:

Tell the bitches they better have cleaned up from last time, or I send Ladi in my place

Maynard · 07-01-2002, 03:51 PM

Wait, you're saying that Ken DIDNT PM you today? What is this world coming to. Man, Ken's jumped the shark.

Metalfan · 07-01-2002, 03:52 PM

Maybe that's part of his birthday present :thumbs-up:

Buttmunch · 07-01-2002, 04:00 PM

<marquee>Happy Birfday, fucknut.</marquee>

Spitfire · 07-01-2002, 04:15 PM

Hehe, you're old :moonie:

Happy Birthday, Metal!!!! :lookatme:
:toast:

Metalfan · 07-01-2002, 04:17 PM

Yeah, and you have a big ass :lol:

Thanks :lookatme:

Hey Ladi · 07-01-2002, 04:21 PM

"The better to sit on your face with, my dear" :moonie:

DGW · 07-01-2002, 04:23 PM

Haha, you're older then me. Happy Birthday O survivor of the chum pool.:bow:

Edited By DGW on July 01 2002 at 12:23