Stupidity at its finest - Online movie reviews

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2002, 03:13 AM

Yahoo DVD releases

I went to yahoo's dvd site to see the upcoming releases and read some of the reviews for movies. The idiocy of some people is priceless.

Here are just a couple reviews for 'Sum Of All Fears'.

Quote:ALMOST PERFECT, BUT FALLS INTO A BORDNES

by: oceans_eleven11

Sum of all Fears, feals like your in the movie for about half of the movie, but it falls to boring with plots that are to huge and well moviegoers dont go to see a Congress People fight, we come to see a MOVIE. Sum is "One of the Top 100 Best Films" On my list an aN A- Very Good, Trust me

Quote:Unexpected...

by tezgatito7

Yea this wasn't the best ever movie but Tom Clancy didn't get to make the movie it was chopped up by hoolllly world so give it some credit. OH BY THE WAY campusano_sov YOU COMUNIST FUCK!! THERE IS NO WAY EVER YOU'LL SEE ANY OF USA'S WEAPONS OF WAR BE DESTROYED BY YOUR 3RD WORD COUNTRY CROACTZIA,HERTSOGOVANIA,SERBIA OR ANY OF THOSE ASSES!!!!! USA RULES JERK-GO HOME!!!!!

OK............ uh?

fbd · 10-13-2002, 04:19 AM

i'm confused...

HollywoodJewMoses · 10-13-2002, 04:31 AM

i happen to enjoy armymad's reviews

Hybrid · 10-13-2002, 04:52 AM

armymad is a genius

The Jays · 10-13-2002, 05:37 AM

... I can't stand to read what other people think about movies or films... the one review that always sticks in my mind was one negative review about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... people just make themselves look dumb by writing what's on their minds.... which is why I write everywhere....

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-13-2002, 05:46 AM

Quote:YOU COMUNIST FUCK!! THERE IS NO WAY EVER YOU'LL SEE ANY OF USA'S WEAPONS OF WAR BE DESTROYED BY YOUR 3RD WORD COUNTRY

What about second word countries?

fbd · 10-13-2002, 06:30 AM

so do we live in a four word country?

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2002, 08:06 AM

Quote:moviegoers dont go to see a Congress People fight, we come to see a MOVIE.

Decipher that

This is a review for citizen kane:

Quote:i hate this movie its right there with gone with the wind and casablanca as the worst movies ever made. bad acting poor direction and the plot is just ridiclous

poor direction, I will leave that alone.

Plot is just ridiculous? The movie is based on factual events. That is like saying the plot in schindlers list is plain unimaginable.

hahaha who would gas jews? silly bastard, I want realism.

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2002, 08:30 AM

This is astonishing, I figured the biggest losers would be around a movie that attracts all the geeks. Naturally I went to see the reviews by people for Star Wars 2: Attack of the clones.

You gotta see these.

Quote:O MY GOSH,,, did you know Hayden Christensen, IS Canadian, I'm canadian and that rocks that he is 2. Well any way about the movie, It is grat i loved It the action, the exsitment, everything IT IS TOTTALY A MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok and the movie was good cause they are canadian, oh the movie was grat.

Quote:When Return of the Jedi concluded, that was it! IT was truly a great finale masterpiece but trying to go back and see how backstreet boy being the feared darth vader is so terrible.

That is what final episodes usually do, they end the series.

Quote:This is great movie, but I haven't seen it yet. I'll elt you figure that part out on your own. In any case, it's a great movie, I'd reccomend it to anyoneone.

How do you review something you never saw, let alone reccomend it?

Quote:Expecting the first 3 episodes to be better then first three is kind of impossible because we all know what is going to happen now and it's hard to meet expectations.

The 1st three, were better then the 1st three?

Quote:I cannot honestly believe that The Emporer is Anakins father! that was a shock to hear that! I will still go see it though!

He was, I musta seen a different cut of the movies.

Quote:I didn't like the movie and I am a big star wars fan. This is probably the most full of hype movie of the summer. To the Anakin guy: get acting lessons and learn to scream when your arm gets chopped.

most full of hype movie and guys not screaming enough, rent some gay porn.

Quote:The fights was better in episode 1. To name this Attack of the clones is really a clone of the firs t but worser. The dumbest thing was the Yoda fight scene, that was more silly than enjoyable.

clone of the firs t but worser, haha he used a play on the word 'clones', genius,

I am sold!!!

LyricalGomez · 10-13-2002, 01:05 PM

This is why we should gather up the idiots and shoot them in their fucking head

QuickStop · 10-13-2002, 01:45 PM

fucking mongoloids

Hey Ladi · 10-13-2002, 05:01 PM

Quote:Expecting the first 3 episodes to be better then first three is kind of impossible because we all know what is going to happen now and it's hard to meet expectations.

I think I understand this one :crackhead: That can't be good