Maynard's musical monstrosity - The last great music game

Maynard · 02-15-2002, 04:30 AM

This is the next, and last great music game. The rules are very simple and totally left up to your own interpretation.
The song you post has to relate to the song before it in some way. It can be by the same band, it could have a similar word in titles, or it can have lyrics that go together. Whatever you want to do.

Please, just make sure you post the song title, and the band name.

HAve fun kids.

SPESHUL THANKS TO: VG for coming up with the name.

<center>BURN IN hell
Twisted Sister

Welcome to the abandoned land
Come on in child, take my hand
Here there's no work or play, only one bill to pay
There's just five words to say as you go down, down, down
You're gonna burn in hell
Oh, burn in hell

You can't believe all the things I've done wrong in my life
Without even trying I've lived on the edge of a knife
Well, I've played with fire, but I don't want to get myself burned
To thine own self be true, so I think that it's time for a turn
Before I burn in hell
Oh, burn in hell

Take a good look in your heart, tell me what do you see
It's black and it's dark, now is that how you want it to be?
It's up to you, what you do will decide your own fate
Make your choice now for tomorrow may be far too late
And then you'll burn in hell

Hear no evil, don't you
See no evil, don't you (oh, burn in hell)
Lay no evil down on me (you're gonna burn in hell)
Speak no evil, don't you
Think no evil, don't you (oh, burn in hell)
Play with evil, 'cause I'm free

Hear no evil, don't you
See no evil, don't you
Lay no evil down on me (you're gonna burn in hell)
Speak no evil, don't you
Think no evil, don't you
Play with evil, 'cause I'm free (you're gonna burn in hell)
Play with evil, 'cause I'm free (you're gonna burn in hell)

Hear no evil, don't you
See no evil, don't you (oh, burn in hell)
Lay no evil down on me (you're gonna burn in hell)
Speak no evil, don't you
Think no evil, don't you (oh, burn in hell)
Play with evil, 'cause I'm free

You're gonna burn in hell

Hear no evil, don't you
See no evil, don't you (oh, burn in hell)
Lay no evil down on me</center><font color=EEEEEE>

Edited By Maynard on Feb. 18 2002 at 3:22

virgingrrl · 02-15-2002, 04:35 AM

hell yeah

ani difranco

life is a b movie
it's stupid and it's strange
a directionless story
and the dialogue is lame
but in the he said she said
sometimes there's some poetry
if you turn your back long enough
and let it happen naturally
oh, yeah
hell yeah

i got a face like a limp handshake
hair like an accident scene
i've been waking up slowly
savoring the same old dream
and somewhere between
the folds of your memory
i was sleeping soundly
oh, yeah
hell yeah

'cause i like you
but i know you don't know it
i like you so much,
i talk to everyone but you
and i wonder
what you would think of this little number
i wonder
what you would say if you knew

if you don't ask the right questions
every answer seems wrong
i was a terrible waitress
so i started to write songs
and i don't know how i feel
but i wonder if you feel like me
do you ever get wrapped up
in the folds of my memory
oh, yeah
hell, yeah

'cause i like you
but i know you don't know it
i like you so much
i talk to everyone but you
and i wonder
what you would think of this little number
yeah i wonder
what you would say if you knew

there's a river of people
that runs past my eyes
and it's beautiful enough
just to watch it go by
but the trouble with water is
she'll always leave you for gravity
i never even told you
i had a crush on you or anything
oh, yeah
hell yeah

life is a b movie
it's stupid and it's strange
a directionless story
and the dialogue is lame
but in the he said she said
sometimes there's some poetry
if you turn your back long enough
and let it happen naturally
oh, yeah
hell yeah

Wormface · 02-15-2002, 04:36 AM

Pee Wee Herman theme
by Danny Elfman

edit-thisone went with maynards.. sorry.. disregard.

Edited By Wormface on Feb. 14 2002 at 11:37

Sluggo · 02-15-2002, 05:47 AM

<center>Rock 'N' Roll Doctor

Black Sabbath

Well I'm sick and tired of hearing 'bout the and it's hang ups
Gonna get myself together, take a ride down town
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
I gotta see him, see him today
He gonna blow me away

He makes me happy when I'm feeling down, yeah
Takes away my worry takes away my frown
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
I gotta see him, see him today
He gonna blow me away

If you wanna feel groovy give the doctor a call, yeah
Doctor rock will help you anytime at all
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
Gotta see my rock 'n' roll doctor
I gotta see him, see him today
He gonna blow me away
Ahhh right away
Now gonna blow me away
Ahhh right away, ooh yeah yeah, right away
Now gonna blow me away
Ahhh right away, ooh yeah, ooh yeah, right away
Ooh yeah, ooh

</center>

Edited By Sluggo on Feb. 15 2002 at 12:48

Maynard · 02-15-2002, 06:09 AM

<center>BLACK HOLE SUN[/b]
Soundgarden

In my eyes, indisposed
In disguise as no one knows
Hides the face, lies the snake
The sun in my disgrace
Boiling heat, summer stench
'Neath the black the sky looks dead
Call my name through the cream
And I'll hear you scream again

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come

Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes
In my shoes, a walking sleep
And my youth I pray to keep
Heaven send hell away
No one sings like you anymore

Hang my head, drown my fear
Till you all just disappear </center>

Sean Cold · 02-15-2002, 03:13 PM

<center>I Disappear
Metallica

Hey Hey Hey
Here I go now
Here I go into new days
Hey Hey Hey
Here I go now
Here I go into new days
I’m pain, I’m hope, I’m suffer
Yeah Hey Hey Hey Yeah Yeah
Here I go into new days

Hey Hey Hey
Ain’t no mercy
Ain’t no mercy there for me
Hey Hey Hey
Ain’t no mercy
Ain’t no mercy there for me
I’m pain, I’m hope, I’m suffer
Yeah, Yeah, Hey, Hey no mercy
Ain’t no mercy there for me

Do you bury me when I’m gone
Do you teach me while I’m here
Just as soon as I belong
Then it’s time I disappear
HA!!!

Hey Hey Hey
And I went
And I went on down that road
Hey Hey Hey
And I went on
And I went on down that road
I’m pain, I’m hope, I’m suffer
Hey Hey Hey Yeah And I went on
And I went on down that road

Do you bury me when I’m gone
Do you teach me while I’m here
Just as soon as I belong
Then it’s time I disappear

Do you bury me when I’m gone
Do you teach me while I’m here
Just as soon as I belong
Then it’s time I disappear
DIS-A-PPEAR HUH!!!

SOLO

Screaming in the background:
I’m gone I’m gone
I’m gone
Oh yeah I’m gone
I’m gone
I’m gone baby
I’m gone I’m gone

Do you bury me when I’m gone
Do you teach me while I’m here
Just as soon as I belong
Then it’s time I disappear

Do you bury me when I’m gone
Do you teach me while I’m here
Just as soon as I belong
Then it’s time I disappear
EEWWWAAA
Disappear</center>

BeckyDC · 02-15-2002, 03:43 PM

Wither Away

Is it all just a shape, a twist of fate, that leaves me open
Will it all fade away, from my life, and leave me broken
It's all just game - as you left me here to wallow
It's all been a fake - and it's hard to swallow

And I wither away and die ...Tomorrow's just another day to cry
I wither away and die...Clip my wings...without you I can't fly

What if life were a dream - Would you be there waiting for me
Suicide in a sleep - I'd rather die and have you miss me
And it all went away - The pain of watching you deny me
I've fallen again.....Inside

And I wither away and die...Tomorrow's just another day to cry
I wither away and die...Clip my wings...without you I can't fly

I can't get away from myself......(so far)
I can't get enough of your love......(I can't escape)

And I wither away and die...Tomorrow's just another day to cry
I wither away and die...Clip my wings...without you I can't fly

Spitfire · 02-15-2002, 03:44 PM

AH, Becky made em change mine...

<center>Stone Temple Pilots
Dead and Bloated

I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated

Yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'

I run through the world
thinkin' `bout tomorrow
I am trampled under sole of
another man's shoes
Guess I walked too softly

Oh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'</center>

Edited By Spitfire on Feb. 15 2002 at 10:50

Maynard · 02-15-2002, 03:55 PM

<center>Dead Souls
Joy Division

Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A duel of personalities
That stretch all true reality
That keep calling me - they keep calling me
Keep on calling me - they keep calling me

When figures from the past stand tall
And mocking voices ring the hall
Imperialistic house of prayer
Conquistadors who took their share
That keep calling me - they keep calling me
Keep on calling me - they keep calling me

The Central Sound version has an extra verse:
Another day - another time
The dreams can't stop or rectify
We're born into a living scene
It draws me in - keeps calling me
Keeps calling me - keeps calling me
Keeps calling me - calling me </center>

Hey Ladi · 02-15-2002, 03:56 PM

Misfits
DEATH COMES RIPPING
-------------------
Turn the lights down low
And bolt the door up
Future is coming
Future rising up

Whoa

Shotgun blast, a demon piece of lead

With both eyes open
I wait up for the kill
Feel the evil
Feel the heat as I blast you open

Death comes ripping
And it's going, death comes ripping
You feel the heat as death comes ripping
Rip your back out
And death comes ripping out

Flesh and blood
Too weak for you
Turning it over
A little too late to penetrate

Death comes ripping
And it's going, death comes ripping
You feel the heat as death comes ripping
Rip your back out
Death comes ripping

And it's going, death comes ripping
You feel the heat as death comes ripping
Rip your back out
Death comes ripping

And I know that death comes ripping out

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
Whoa

BeckyDC · 02-15-2002, 03:59 PM

Judas Priest
Sad Wings of Destiny (1976)
The Ripper

You're in for surprise
You're in for a shock
In London town streets
When there's darkness and fog
When you least expect me
And you turn your back
I'll attack

I smile when I'm sneaking
Through shadows by the wall
I laugh when I'm creeping
But you won't hear me at all

All hear my warning
Never turn your back
On the ripper

You'll soon shake with fear
Never knowing if I'm near
I'm sly and I'm shameless
Nocturnal and nameless
Except for 'The Ripper'
Or if you like 'Jack The Knife'

Any back alley street
Is where we'll probably meet
Underneath a gas lamp
Where the air's cold and damp
I'm a nasty surprise
I'm a devil in disguise
I'm a footstep at night
I'm a scream of the fright

All hear my warning
Never turn your back
On the ripper...the ripper....the ripper

Maynard · 02-15-2002, 04:03 PM

<center>London Calling
The Clash

London calling to the faraway towns
Now that war is declared-and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, all you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look at us
All that phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
London is drowning-and I live by the river

London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, an' go it alone
London calling upon the zombies of death
Quit holding out-and draw another breath
London calling-and I don't wanna shout
But when we were talking-I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no highs
Except for that one with the yellowy eyes

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
London is drowning-and I live by the river

Now get this
London calling, yeah, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
After all this, won't you give me a smile?

I never felt so much a' like</center>

Hey Ladi · 02-15-2002, 04:08 PM

Concrete Blonde
Walking in London

this deja-vu feeling
i know quite well
this psychic confusion
this living hell
a cosmic connection
with someone somewhere
is coming from your direction
i swear, i swear

and i've been running all this time
and i'm running out of places to go
and i am oh so sick and tired of every face that i know
everything i do, everything i say
everything in my head, every night, every day
i've been east, i've been west, i've been north, i've been south
i feel your arms, i hear your voice, i feel ypur hands, i kiss your mouth
and i am walking in london
and you are watching me walk
talking italian
and you are hearing me talk
singing in sydney
and you were sitting right there
feeling you in me - everywhere, everywhere

an invisible touch
on the back of my neck
fingerprints lingering
warm breath
i'm either going insane
or i'm a human wire
receiving a signal
desire, desire

and i've been running all this time
and i'm running out of places to go
and i am oh so sick and tired of every face that i know
everything i do, everything i say
everything in my head, every night, every day
i've been east, i've been west, i've been north, i've been south
i hear your voice, i see your face, i feel your hands, i kiss your mouth
and i'm walking in london
and you are watching me walk
talking italian
and you are hearing me talk
singing in sydney
and you were sitting right there
feeling you in me - everywhere, everywhere

i've been east, i've been west, i've been north, i've been south
i've been east, i've been west, i've been north, i've been south
i've been east, i've been west, i've been north, i've been south
i feel your arms, i hear your voice, i feel your hands, i kiss your mouth

and i'm walking in london
and you are watching me walk
talking italian
and you are hearing me talk
singing in sydney
and you were sitting right there
feeling you in me - everywhere, everywhere

I hope this will be enough for you for now and I encourage others to
contribute to the list.

Banana_juice · 02-15-2002, 04:23 PM

Joey
concrete blonde

Joey, baby - don't get crazy
Detours. Fences... I get defensive
I know you've heard it all before -
so I don't say it anymore
I just stand by and watch you
fight your secret war.
Although I used to wonder why -
I used to cry till I was dry.
Still sometimes I get a strange pain
inside
Oh, Joey, if you're hurting so am I.

Joey, honey - I got some money
All is forgiven. Listen, listen
And if I seem to be confused
I didn't mean to be with you.
And when you said I scared you,
well I guess you scared me too.
But we got lucky once before
And if you're somewhere out there
passed out on the floor.
Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore.

Sluggo · 02-15-2002, 04:23 PM

<center> Warren Zevon
Werewolves of London

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein

{Refrain}
Ah-ooooo, werewolves of London
Ah-ooooo
Ah-ooooo, werewolves of London
Ah-ooooo

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again

{Refrain}

Heh!

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, jim
Ha, I'd like to meet his tailor

{Refrain}

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen, uh
Doing the werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect

Ah-ooooo, werewolves of London
Ha, draw blood
Ah-ooooo, werewolves of London

</center>
OK...I got beat by seconds...
I'm leavin it here.

Edited By Sluggo on Feb. 15 2002 at 11:25

Maynard · 02-15-2002, 04:43 PM

OK, whoever figures out how I made this connection wins a cookie....

<center>Dracula
Gorillaz

The percentage of us tow the line
The rest of us out of reach
Everybody party time
Some of us will never sleep again

Dracula
Dracula dracula
Dracula dracula

The percentage of us tow the line
The rest of us out of reach
Everybody party time
Some of us will never sleep again

Dracula
Dracula dracula
Dracula dracula</center>

Sluggo · 02-15-2002, 04:49 PM

Hmmmmm...
I dunno...

Quote:draw blood

?

Banana_juice · 02-15-2002, 04:57 PM

Gorillaz
Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood
(chorus)
I ain't happy, i'm feeling glad
i got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless. but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, i'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is comming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

(Yeah...Ha Ha!)

finally someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing cause I'm counting no age
Nah, it couldn't be this
Nah, you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think really kickin' the tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional
Mystical? Maybe
Spirital
Hearable
What appears in you is a clearer view cause you're too crazy
Lifeless
To know the definition for what life is
priceless For you because I put you on the hype shit
You like it?
Gunsmokin' righteous with one token
Psychic amoung those
Possess you with one go

(to chorus)

The essence the basics
Without you make it
Allow me to make this child like in nature
Rythm
You have it or you don't that's a fallacy
I'm in them
Every sprouting tree
Every child apeice
Every cloud you see
You see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise
Corruption in desguise
From this fuckin' enterprise
Now I'm sucking to your lies
Through Russ, though not his muscles but the percussion he provides
With me as a guide
But y'all can see me now cause you don't see with your eye
You percieve with your mind
That's the inner
So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes so mother fuckers
Remember where the door is
I brought all this
So you can survive when law is lawless
Feelings, sensations that you thought you were dead
No squealing, remember that it's all in your head

(chorus)

My future is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
My future is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
My future is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
is coming on
My future

Sluggo · 02-15-2002, 05:00 PM

<center>THE HOUSE THAT PETERBILT
CLUTCH

When I talk talk on the C.B. yeah I scare men.
My my tire knockers rock the parking lot quite a lot yeah.
Rolled along 40 and roared down 10,
Released my cargo around the Big Bend.
I always take my time,
A maverick moonminer sipping sunshine.
Hauled ass to Memphis, I spoke to the Pharoah.
He told me his dreams, I counted the sparrows.
Steve McQueen's got nothing on me,
I take you back west of Pleiades.

If you want someone to talk to,
Well I'm your man.
I've seen it all,
And I know where you live.

High time honey, hell yeah, watcha know, I'm back again, yeah.
Roll Roll down highways with a vengeance, yeah.
I never ever sweated for the fortune and fame game.
Nevertheless, I'm flying down the left lane.
I always pay my dues,
So sit your ass down, and I'll show you how they used to.

If you want someone to talk to,
Well I'm your man.
I've seen it all,
And I know where you live.

A preacher, a trucker, a highroller,
A holy roller preacher rolling trucker.
A preacher, a trucker, a highroller,
A holy roller preacher rolling trucker.

</center>

Maynard · 02-15-2002, 05:07 PM

<center>Convoy
C.W. McCall

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"And I'm about to put the hammer down."

'Cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.

By the time we got into Tulsa Town,
We had eighty-five trucks in all.
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf,
And them bears was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck.
"We about to go a-huntin' bear."

'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a great big convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

[On the CB]
Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails.
We tore up all of our swindle sheets,
And left 'em settin' on the scales.
By the time we hit that Chi-town,
Them bears was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinoise National Guard.
There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,
And rigs of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears
And choppers filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus.

[On the CB]
Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus right behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a dog-goned dime.
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.

Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?
Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy
Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your...
Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side.
Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye. </center>