The offical ebonic chat thread. - Cdih's way of reachin out to the darkies

[Sean Cold]

This thread iz fo' jivin' da Kid Afrika way. Maybe dis here ius what he wanted in da first place. A little late, but dis here iz how we's should gots adressed him. you know das right! :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:

[GonzoStyle]

Well howdy there friend, how are ya doin this dandy morning?

[Luna]

Well howdy there friend, how are ya doin this dandy morning?

Is that proper ebonics or do that be the southern way to jive, yo?

[Sean Cold]

I do believe I wuz on da original joke as well ya shithead. You didn't ivent everything offensive ya know. You could gots at least jet wiff da joke in yo' fucking reply. I guess if we's post somethin' here dat iz over uh year old we's iz ripping off Froy an' OTL as well. Excuse fucking me. an don't make me pull mah gat!

[Maynard]

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!

Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

[IkeaBoy]

i have this sudden urge to rent The Harder they Come (it's not a porn).

And Whatsa mesa doin' on this t massa?

if youse wantsta appeal to the negies you best gets pictures of britney spears that fine white ho soes that this lent fella gets his ass to this site



Edited By IkeaBoy on Feb. 16 2002 at 4:01

[Sean Cold]

Why won't uh nigga ever be in charge? I mean, da brothers gots every right ta run sheeit as well. I th'o't we's need uh negroid prezident. How else will uh nigga ever be heard? and shit.

[GonzoStyle]

i's iz sorry massa i jussa never knew I wuz as cool az that nigga. So am I supposeded to now gets some biatch and follow her azz around this motherfucker and become her bitch-boy, lol. Stealing from king nigga shit is the biggest oxymotherfuckinmoron I's ever heard, shit nigga that'd be like stealing from a nigger like myself, smell me kid? You can't rob a robber yo.

[Sean Cold]

In honor o' Gonzo Style, I present ta ya da original lyrics fo' dis here classic Beatles song as written by Clarence, da fifth beatle:

<center>Strawberry Fields Forever

(Lennon/McCartney/Clarence)

Let me take ya down, 'cause I'm going ta Strawberry Fields.
Nothing iz real an' nuttin' ta git hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.

Living iz easy wiff peeps closed, misunderstanding all ya see.
It'sgetting hard ta be someone but it all werkz out, it don' matter much ta me.
Let me take ya down, 'cause I'm going ta Strawberry Fields.
Nothing iz real an' nuttin' ta git hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.

No one I th'o't iz in muh ma fuckin tree, I mean it mus' be high or low.
That iz ya can't ya know tune in but it'sall right, dat iz I th'o't it'snot too bad.
Let me take ya down, 'cause I'm going ta Strawberry Fields.
Nothing iz real an' nuttin' ta git hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.

Always, nahh sometimes, th'o't it'sme, but ya know I know when it'suh dream.
I th'o't I know I mean uh 'Yes' but it'sall wrong, dat iz I th'o't I disagree.
Let me take ya down, 'cause I'm going ta Strawberry Fields.
Nothing iz real an' nuttin' ta git hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.
Strawberry Fields forever.

otay buh-weet </center>



Edited By Sean Cold on Feb. 16 2002 at 4:09

[Danked]

this reminds me trying to read Trainspotting...

"Aw, ah sais. Ah wanted the radge tae jist fuck off ootay ma visage, tae go oan his ain, n jist leave us wi Jean-Claude. Oan the other hand, ah'd be gitting sick tae before long, and if that cunt went n scored, he'd haud oot oan us. They call um Sick Boy, no because he's eywis sick wi junk withdrawal, but because he's just one sick cunt."

[GonzoStyle]

nuttin' ta git hungabout.

Sad da tey on the tippy pa my brotha. You bitty in the south wit dat shizzle and you's will ha somethin ta git hung about.

(Lennon/McCartney/Clarence)

Now dats teh funney

[Sean Cold]

first amendment: an overview
The First Amendment o' da United States Constitution protects da right ta freedom o' religion an' freedom o' expression from da system interference. See U.S. Const. amend. I. Freedom o' expression consists o' da rights ta freedom o' speech, press, assembly an' ta petition da da system fo' uh redress o' grievances, an' da implied rights o' association an' belief. The Supreme Court interprets da extent o' da protection afforded ta deez rights. The First Amendment has been interpreted by da Court as applying ta da entire federal da system even though it iz only expressly applicable ta Congress. Furthermore, da Court has interpreted, da due process clause o' da Fourteenth Amendment as protecting da rights in da First Amendment from interference by state governments. See U.S. Const. amend. XIV.

Two clauses in da First Amendment guarantee freedom o' religion. The establishment clause prohibits da da system from passing legislation ta establish an official religion or preferring one religion over another. It enforces da "separation o' church an' state. Some governmental activity related ta religion has been declared constitutional by da Supreme Court. For example, providing bus transportation fo' parochial skoo students an' da enforcement o' "blue laws" iz not prohibited. The free exercise clause prohibits da da system, in most instances, from interfering wiff uh persons practice o' they religion.

The most basic component o' freedom o' expression iz da right o' freedom o' speech. The right ta freedom o' speech allows individuals ta express themselves without interference or constraint by da da system. The Supreme Court requires da da system ta provide substantial justification fo' da interference wiff da right o' free speech where it attempts ta regulate da content o' da speech. A less stringent tess iz applied fo' content-neutral legislation. The Supreme Court has also recognized dat da da system may prohibit some speech dat may cause uh breach o' da peace or cause violence. The right ta free speech includes other mediums o' expression dat communicates uh message.

Despite popular misunderstanding da right ta freedom o' da press guaranteed by da first amendment iz not very different from da right ta freedom o' speech. It allows an individual ta express themselves through publication an' dissemination. It iz part o' da constitutional protection o' freedom o' expression. It do not afford members o' da media any special rights or privileges not afforded ta citizens in general.

The right ta assemble allows peeps ta gather fo' peaceful an' lawful purposes. Implicit within dis here right iz da right ta association an' belief. The Supreme Court has expressly recognized dat uh right ta freedom o' association an' belief iz implicit in da First, Fifth, an' Fourteenth Amendments. This implicit right iz limited ta da right ta associate fo' First Amendment purposes. It do not include uh right o' social association. The da system may prohibit peeps from knowingly associating in groups dat engage an' promote illegal activities. The right ta associate also prohibits da da system from requiring uh group ta register or disclose its members or from denying da system benefits on da based on an individuals current or past membership in uh particular group. There iz exceptions ta dis here rule where da Court finds dat governmental interests in disclosure/registration outweigh interference wiff first amendment rights. The da system may also, generally, not compel individuals ta express themselves, hold certain beliefs, or belong ta particular associations or groups.

The right ta petition da da system fo' uh redress o' grievances guarantees peeps da right ta ax da da system ta provide relief fo' uh wrong through da courts (litigation) or other governmental action. It werkz wiff da right o' assembly by allowing peeps ta join together an' seek change from da da system
and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

[Sephiroth]

<CENTER>:roflmao:<font size=5>NIGGERS ARE FUNNY.</font> :roflmao:

[Sean Cold]

<CENTER>:roflmao:<font size=5>NIGGERS ARE FUNNY.</font> :roflmao:

Seph, while I agree dat speaking o' african americans in such uh matter iz slightly amusing, I Wants fo' ya ta stop being so insensitive wiff da use o' da werd nigga. Black peeps iz uh proud peeps an' dey gots feelings as well. With uh reply like yours, ya just proved dat ya iz nuttin' mo' than uh heathen. Jus' like Orenthawl James.

[Sluggo]

As fah' as I is concerned, Mr. Afrika wuz given every opportunity t'interact
wit' us. It seemed dat we wuz so's fah' beneat' him, intellectual-like, dat he
could not dig our crude scratchin's. Dose-dair be mah thoughts on dat. Yo'
mama.

[Sean Cold]

Suggo, muh ma fuckin dear nigga, how can ya find da tyme ta post while yo' fine wife iz such uh state o' pain? with muh beeotch

[crx girl]

i don't understand this thread :disappointed:

[Sean Cold]

i don't understand this thread :disappointed:

Why iz dat Trish? Is it cuz we's do not use enough letter "u"'sfo' yo' liking. Maybe if ya had uh few drinks, it might strike ya as funny. I be sorry we's iz not as smart as ya but I be sure we's can try an' raise da branez fo' ya. Now, wack muh ma fuckin jimmy an' gots uh pimp-tight day. Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

[crx girl]

Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

um, no not really :p

[The Sleeper]

<CENTER>:roflmao:<font size=5>NIGGERS ARE FUNNY.</font> :roflmao:

Especially when they are bleeding from the ears.