Cranky Dankey was mean to me today.

GonzoStyle · 02-20-2003, 02:29 PM

I couldn't control my tears, Danked actually raised his voice to me.

GonzoStyle · 02-20-2003, 02:32 PM

He just threatened me, said he was gonna kill me if I didn't delete this thread.

He's beaten me before... Undecided

LyricalGomez · 02-20-2003, 02:33 PM

I don't believe you

GonzoStyle · 02-20-2003, 02:34 PM

I'm scared.

GonzoStyle · 02-20-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:I am cranky once again.

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

FNMoron · 02-20-2003, 02:35 PM

quick... run to the bodega & buy him a nice dime bag.... he'll forget all about this...

LyricalGomez · 02-20-2003, 02:36 PM

It's the pressure, it gets to him, but he would never turn violent, stop making up these lies

GonzoStyle · 02-20-2003, 02:40 PM

He gets abusive with me and now it is my fault?

Don't push the batterd wife syndrome on me, I won't go quietly into the night.

LyricalGomez · 02-20-2003, 02:47 PM

Danked is a god among men, stop telling these falsehoods

Danked · 02-20-2003, 03:21 PM

I don't believe you either.

Keyser Soze · 02-20-2003, 04:41 PM

I think Gonzo should resign. Danked uberalles.

LyricalGomez · 02-20-2003, 05:04 PM

Danked Danked ueber alles, UEBER ALLES AUF DER WELT

LyricalGomez · 02-20-2003, 07:04 PM

Both Danked and Gonzo are MIA

It's obvious that Gonzo finally snapped and killed our beloved Danked

Danked · 02-20-2003, 07:12 PM

Nope, still here. Just busy.

(Dismembering and stashing the corpse of our beloved admin.)

Hey Ladi · 02-20-2003, 07:18 PM

vivisection is a cool word :banana:

Danked · 02-20-2003, 07:27 PM

It hurts to have my eyes open.

I need to nap.

Hey Ladi · 02-20-2003, 07:31 PM

10 Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
6. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
8. "The coffee machine is broken ..."
9. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..."

AND THE BEST OF ALL:

10. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

(yes it's an e-mail)
I have a nice spongey wrist rest, that doubles as a lovely pillow

GonzoStyle · 02-20-2003, 07:32 PM

I'M BLIND!!!!!!

Hey Ladi · 02-20-2003, 07:34 PM

hairy palms too?

Danked · 02-20-2003, 07:39 PM

I'm just gonna rest for a little while.

If anyone calls, take a message...........