Splat's tent. - I am in here, starving.

[Splatterpunk]

Maybe Silera will visit me and bring me tidings of Alkey. Silera, please take care of him!

I show no outward symptoms just yet.

[Splatterpunk]

I refuse to leave. I will not so much as look at The Pit or UberGeek or Anger Management. This thread is all I will read until Alkey returns. I will post to myself to comfort myself. If you want to visit me here, I will be grateful, because it is lonely on Alkey Strike.

[Splatterpunk]

My heartrate is dropping a bit. Extremities are getting very cold, especially nose and toes.

So far nobody cares.

[Splatterpunk]

I have bookmarked my tent and only reload this page for news from the outside. I hope for support and company, because I do not know who knows I am here. I shut myself in immediately.

Such is my commitment to my cause.

[Splatterpunk]

It appears I will reach my 1500th post in here all alone.

I am a Martyr for Alkey.

[Splatterpunk]

Back in the day, when I was at The Doors board, Alkey was the first CDIH face I knew. I detested him first of all of you. He holds a special place in my heart.

I will always love Alkey best and most. Silera, forgive me!

[Splatterpunk]

See the marquee part of my status? Alkey gave me that.

The moon never beams without bringing me dreams
of the beautiful soul that is he

our best and our pride, his incomparable hide...

[Splatterpunk]

sigh.

[Galt]

I get to be the one that tells you that Alkey posted in the other forum that he's only going to post in the other forums where you aren't posting!

[Splatterpunk]

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[Splatterpunk]

I get to be the one that tells you that Alkey posted in the other forum that he's only going to post in the other forums where you aren't posting!

You're a maker of lies! Alkey would never do that to me!

[Splatterpunk]

I had to eat my own ears this morning.

[Danked]

This has nothing to do with Comedy Central... :keke:


If it's one forum you want, it's one forum you're gonna get.

[Splatterpunk]

I dug a hole in the floor so I could bury myself for more warmth. When my fire burns out, I don't know what will happen. If it freezes tonight, my martyrdom will be complete.

I can't hear very well without ears, but it is silent in here anyway. They have all abandoned me. My board, my board, why hath thou forsaken me!

[Splatterpunk]

This has nothing to do with Comedy Central... :keke:


If it's one forum you want, it's one forum you're gonna get.

This is not what I was going for!

[Danked]

That's a pity.

Gotta go.

[Splatterpunk]

I hate everybody. neak:

[Splatterpunk]

I feel certain this is unfair.

[Splatterpunk]

Quit looking at me, Galt.

[Keyser Soze]

alkey says hi.