01-20-2005, 02:04 AM
I know there have been mentions of this item mentioned on the show..... so here it is.
One night him and a friend of O&A's named Jay (not Jay Mohr) were hanging out. They decided to just stay at Opie's place and watch the Survivor finale. Opie got out some wine and cheese and decided to get nice and comfy and changed into his PJs. So there he was, with Jay in his PJs thinking no one would ever see them so he wasn't worried about the fact that it looked like a scene out of a gay porno. So Opie thought he would start a fire in his fireplace that he had never used before. He used a Java Log to make the fire. A Java Log is like a DuraFlame log but while it burns it emits the smell of freshly brewed coffee. So Now there's a lil' fire going in the fire place, Ope is in his PJs, their drinking wine and eating cheese. Well the flue was stuck closed and it started to get smokey in the house. Jay noticed the smoke and said something to Ope and Ope decided to take the log out of the fire place and throw it in the back yard. When he tried to move it, the log fell apart and really started burning, causing a lot of thick, black smoke to pour in the apartment. As Jay and Ope tried to put out the fire and clear the smoke out, they heard a banging on the door. Jay asked if he should get it and Ope, not knowing who could be stopping by at that time, told him to answer the door. Jay opens the door and there are a group of firefighters in full gear ready to battle a roaring blaze. They walk into the house and find out it was just the Java log and notice the wine and cheese and see Ope standing there in his PJs with Jay so they get on their radios and call it a false alarm. You know the firefighters were just thinking it was a couple of gay guys having a romantic night. Needless to say it was rather embarrasing for poor Opie.
One night him and a friend of O&A's named Jay (not Jay Mohr) were hanging out. They decided to just stay at Opie's place and watch the Survivor finale. Opie got out some wine and cheese and decided to get nice and comfy and changed into his PJs. So there he was, with Jay in his PJs thinking no one would ever see them so he wasn't worried about the fact that it looked like a scene out of a gay porno. So Opie thought he would start a fire in his fireplace that he had never used before. He used a Java Log to make the fire. A Java Log is like a DuraFlame log but while it burns it emits the smell of freshly brewed coffee. So Now there's a lil' fire going in the fire place, Ope is in his PJs, their drinking wine and eating cheese. Well the flue was stuck closed and it started to get smokey in the house. Jay noticed the smoke and said something to Ope and Ope decided to take the log out of the fire place and throw it in the back yard. When he tried to move it, the log fell apart and really started burning, causing a lot of thick, black smoke to pour in the apartment. As Jay and Ope tried to put out the fire and clear the smoke out, they heard a banging on the door. Jay asked if he should get it and Ope, not knowing who could be stopping by at that time, told him to answer the door. Jay opens the door and there are a group of firefighters in full gear ready to battle a roaring blaze. They walk into the house and find out it was just the Java log and notice the wine and cheese and see Ope standing there in his PJs with Jay so they get on their radios and call it a false alarm. You know the firefighters were just thinking it was a couple of gay guys having a romantic night. Needless to say it was rather embarrasing for poor Opie.
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