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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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**just warning everyone now that Grk only really curses when she is really pissed and this is one of those times**


Fuck you, you selfish bastard, you cheat on my mother twice and then marry the fucking slut you were fucking in your office and I am supposed to be happy for you and bend over backwards to fuckin see you?? I don't think so you stupid prick, all you have done for me the past 10 years has been given my mother child support, got me a system for my fuckin car and told me what wax to use, otherwise you have been nothing more. Fuck you for making over 100k and not being able to take your children on vacation in the past 10 years, how the fuck are you an accountant and in so much debt??? I feel bad for the company you work for you fuckin idiot. Im supposed to show you respect because you are my father, that is the biggest bullshit I have ever heard because you do nothing that deserves respect. If they gave out an award for cleanest car maybe you would win that. Your wife is a fuckin dog with an IQ in the negative numbers and your intelligence is slowly dropping through the years. Now you complain to me that i don't fuckin call you or come see you, well if i wanted to hear negative comments about myself and other family members maybe i would stop by, but I want to keep my self esteem where it is right now you stupid asshole. You are not always right, I am going to be 20 soon and you have never EVER said I love you to me, do you know how much that can kill someone??? Im sick of trying to win your love, show some emotion other than anger and jealousy you insensitive dick. Your son is only 9 and he can tell what an asshole you are too, guess you have 2 smart kids. You can go to hell you viagra loving, hair club for men wearing fuckin asshole.




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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Does your stepmonster like anal?

windowlck
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
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I'm really sorry hun. Sometimes we get delt a shitty deck when it come to who created us. But I hope that this dickhead of a dad you have doesn't cause you to date pricks just like him. feel better.


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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Wow, This is so strong stuff. Hope everything works out, to some degree.



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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
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BM he didnt marry a greek again, he married a bull dog looking irish/italian(have nothing against irish or italian but she does look like a bull dog)

I have dated guys that remind me of my dad, and i dump them immediately, i don't think i can deal with 2 of those types of guys in my life




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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:37 PM      
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Grkqt, I had to, and you know it.

I was just trying to cheer you up.

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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i know i know, i don't even think that the anal jokes can make me crack a smile right now
thank you though




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windowlck
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
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Tell your Father for me: (ignor spelling) "Ya Mueti Muni Pusevrralae malaka pusti!!!"


"What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

This message was edited by windowlck on 8-23-01 @ 4:51 PM
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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Shit, and I was worried that you might have seen naked pictures of him and your stepmother.

That would be sick!

Not as sick as it would be if you found out they were swingers as well.

Heaven's to betsy no, that would not be good at all.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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damn grk...sorry to hear about all that - lot of people i know have problems wit their parents but this sounds really bad

drop me a line if you want to talk about it.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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Sorry to hear your dad is a tool also, Grk.






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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
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Damn, Grk, Pops sounds like a real scumbag. Hope he pulls his head out of his ass (not a Greek joke, don't worry) and realizes that he has two kids that wouldn't mind even the slightest bit of attention and affection. Keep your head up, kid. :-)

Oh, and on a side note...
quote:

Shit, and I was worried that you might have seen naked pictures of him and your stepmother.

That would be sick!

Not as sick as it would be if you found out they were swingers as well.

Heaven's to betsy no, that would not be good at all.
Holy shit, inside jokes are funny as hell when I actually understand them. Nice, Sean.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:18 PM      
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Man oh man, i cant tell how many times i've been down this road. And the sad part is i can always tell when it's gonna happen again too. I've long sinced stop talking to my father, i figure it's all i can do to give myself some chance at a normal life.

If you want to vent or trade war stories, you know how to reach me. I hope everything works out for you Grky.



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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quote:

Im supposed to show you respect because you are my father, that is the biggest bullshit I have ever heard because you do nothing that deserves respect.


here, here Grk. I agree with Seph. Been down that road many a time myself. I've learned to be very independent and, unfortunately, cold at times. We all do different things to cope. Hope things work out hon and I am always around to talk as well. :)



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
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quote:

Shit, and I was worried that you might have seen naked pictures of him and your stepmother.

That would be sick!

Not as sick as it would be if you found out they were swingers as well.

Heaven's to betsy no, that would not be good at all.



Sean i disagree while that is bad what if some very sick and twisted person who is really mentally unbalanced and would say pretty much anything and do pretty much anything had the swingers AIM name.


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
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Wow Grk.

When I was growing up, I, like all of us at times I'm sure, thought all kinds of bad things about my dad and how he dealt with me. Looking back after hearing many stories like yours and a few more years of maturity(?), I realize my parents were nothing but good to me. At worst, a little overprotective.
I don't have any great words of advice to cheer you up or give you perspective, but I want to thank you greatly for reminding of my perspective. I owe my dad a great debt of thanks for steering me the best he could and giving me every opportunity I needed. I just wish he was still around so I could say that to his face.
Grk, I hope for your future happiness and that of your young brother that one day your father will come to realize exactly what he's taken from you both and make the effort to give it back. Until then, be there for the ones you love, and have faith in your own love.
Good luck.

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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
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Sorry to hear that, Grk. Hope you feel better..

quote:

Shit, and I was worried that you might have seen naked pictures of him and your stepmother.

That would be sick!

Not as sick as it would be if you found out they were swingers as well.

Heaven's to betsy no, that would not be good at all.


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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hey babes, you know i'm here, and god knows I know what it's like to have an asshole father...

UGH!


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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irish and italians should never mate.

feel better greeky, do what i do, stab your mattres with a screwdriver and pretend it's your dad. It works WONDERS! :)


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
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quote:

...a bull dog looking irish/italian(have
nothing against irish or italian...


So... what is it that you have against bulldogs?
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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
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quote:

feel better greeky, do what i do, stab your mattres with a screwdriver and pretend it's your dad.

Won't that screw up the mattress?

Damn, Grk. Sorry to hear it. My parents are divorced but my dad's really good to me. You're breaking my heart here. It goes out to you, in pieces. If CLS isnt around, drop me a line.

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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
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quote:

If CLS isnt around, drop me a line.


WTF ha ha fucking ha, if that was an attempt to make me feel better about the subject of thread, it didnt, i love the rumors on this board they are incredible, especially that line




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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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quote:

i love the rumors on this board they are incredible



Wait you mean everything thats said is not always true?! Oh god...this is worse than Star magazine!


Anyway, sorry about your Dad Grk...seriously do what I do and promise to never marry a man like your father. I hope atleast you and your mother are close.


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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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quote:

Wait you mean everything thats said is not always true?! Oh god...this is worse than Star magazine!


... but Grk dose like Anal right????? --j/k (had to try Grk -- hope it got a lil smerk from ya)



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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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quote:

... but Grk dose like Anal right????? --j/k (had to try Grk -- hope it got a lil smerk from ya)


Oh come on now Raven, is the pope Catholic?? ;-) lol




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