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IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:47 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Ill make it quick...if my dick was a seperate entity I would say "FUCK YOU dick." Its worthless. It never holds up its end of the bargain. I go through all the trouble of meeting someone and my dick says "FUCK YOU, I dont feel like lasting that long, Im a dick!" Or maybe all this isnt really my dicks fault. Maybe its the alcohol! In that case, "FUCK YOU alcohol!" No, what the hell am i saying, "I LOVE YOU alcohol!!!" This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-2-02 @ 1:31 PM

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	alkey, not just rf anymore?you might want to get adopted.it'll help you be a nice upsanding member here. i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Sloatsburgh	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Some one is in denail. Some one is in denail. It's the alcohol. 42

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Drunk already? I wish I could pack a bowl for yah and buy yah a beer. Proud Member of the S.T.O.N.E.R./Swillers Alliance.

Arthur Dent	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	An elderly Florida couple, Sam and Bessie, are vacationing in Las Vegas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks again, "Nope." Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat." "When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button. I have adopted VooDude. Room for one more.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:18 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	:::runnin to macy's to buy a hat::: Do I want another beer?...Well Yea!

hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: It never holds up its end of the bargain...I dont feel like lasting that long....Maybe its the alcohol..."I LOVE YOU alcohol!!!" quote: Topic Title:Fuck you to my dick Perhaps you need glasses - the problem is right in front of you! "HLJC 4 LIFE - The mind is like a parachute - it works best when it is open - HLJC 4 LIFE" MDLax84 has decided to earn his degree in Goatweed University. If anyone sees him cheating on exams, let me know ASAP! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply for a seat - I have one left, and they usually fill fast.

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:40 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	alki - here ya go. this might help ya: Stultorum infinitus est

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:43 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Talk about a dick having a mind of its own. But this is ridiculous ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Sweetnfeisty8	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Irish....maybe your problem is in the first line of your post...."I'll make it quick"...nothing that feels as great as sex should be rushed..hmmmmmmmmmmm not a new concept, just take your time, and the rest of ya will follow!!!! SLOW SEX IS MORE GOODER!!! =) "You don't know me, you just wish you did!!" Sweets =)

CantHandleMyBooty	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:55 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	quote: SLOW SEX IS MORE GOODER!!! I'm with ya on that one!! I shake my booty at every chance. When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

spitfire421	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: SLOW SEX IS MORE GOODER!!! Yeah, but there's something geat about the quickie...all-out crazy sex :) Hey I'd like to daze away to a place like no one has known In a state of mind I could call mine that only I could own Where I could hum a tune anytime I choose, and then there's no such thing as time Where I can feel no pain just calm and sane what a place for one to find

Sloatsburgh	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Three chicks chime in with "Slow sex is more gooder." They don't understand, men don't suffer from premature ejaculation, women do. 42

Sweetnfeisty8	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Sloat..if we as women suffer from premature ejaculation..than trust me....MEN suffer, or we'll make them suffer!!!!! Not a threat, just a fact of life.... SLOW SEX AND QUICKIES(occasionally) ARE MORE GOODER!!!=) "You don't know me, you just wish you did!!" Sweets =)

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 5:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	There is no such thing as premature ejaculation... When I cum it's right on time! Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... UH...I forgot what I wanted to say... AIM-Slugggo667

Kim	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 5:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	The Irish curse maybe? PharCyde and Droopy106 are my newbies :) Be nice to them!

Sloatsburgh	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 5:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Kim just crossed the line. 42

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 5:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	This has to be the funniest FU in a long time CIT (Cuties in Training): two, TWO spots open, email me!! :-) Ass4WOW - Certified Cutie as of 8/29/01

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 5:51 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	The Irish curse...well thank God theres some Portuguese floatin through my veins...want some floatin through yours?

Sloatsburgh	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 5:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Portuguese AND Irish. How the hell do you find ANY time to whip it out when all you do is fight? 42

bluecarpenter	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:23 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01	Now, Sloatsburg...That's fuckin' funny! Damn! Thanks Jolene...You know why

Spuds_Buckley	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Portuguese AND Irish a redhead with dark skin? now I've seen everything I hope he tells us to burn our pants...these things are driving me nuts!

Numb Nutts	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:31 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	I dont know about your dick, but you must have big balls to admit this to this crowd.

Mr. Brownstone	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 9:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Try a Horny Goat Weed/Ultimate V/Stacker II cocktail. Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance . I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 08-30-2001 @ 10:58 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Ahhhhhhhhh...give much respect to my Blarney Stones...bow to them for they are magnificent! "Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

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