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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
FU for after how many months of breaking my heart coming to me today and trying to "explain" yourself. That had to be the most pathetic reason for a break up i have ever heard..."the relationship was getting to good?!??!?! It felt like it was something out of a movie?!!?!??!! So if it was so fucking good why did you dump me asshole?? I really doin't care that much because the relationship was boring me anyway and it was like almost a year ago, but your assinine reasons baffled me. And why are you coming to me now, with the compliments trying to win me over? You think i am so grateful for your sudden growth of balls that you came to talk to me? FUck you and I hope the next girl you date rips your heart out and steps on it.

Yes way to make me feel better by telling me I "Marrying" material. I am f-ing 20 years old, who is thinking of marriage? My parents got married young and i see where it got them, my mom struggling to keep a roof over our heads and my dad married to my stepmonster being a "swinging" couple. Thats what i want in life.

I see through your empty compliments, its obvious you were just dumped and wanted me to comfort you and take you back, well asswipe you came to the wrong place.

FU to getting dumped because of being "too good"



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


MamA CaZ
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
please tell me you didnt take him back...


"you will never be forgotten"
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Metal, comment?

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I kicked his ass to the curb Ma, if he is too stupid to see a good thing looking him in the face the first time around, he definitely isnt intelligent enough to be dating me

Edit: Fez, puh-lease don't even go there


I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away




This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 9-17-01 @ 10:05 PM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
too good? anything to do with those anal jokes awhile back?


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Kid Afrika
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ahhhhhhhhh, the magical powers of pussy (and ass, in this case ;) ).


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
geez guys he wasnt just talking about the sex...lol there is more to grk then the anal...man oh man, freakin men



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


MamA CaZ
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ahhhhhhhhh, the magical powers of pussy



heheh Kid, for some reason i can hear you saying that in the "behold the power of cheese" voice...

GOOD FOR YOU GRK.. ! way to stand your ground.


"you will never be forgotten"
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

there is more to grk then the anal

since when?


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

since when?


Ahhh i love when the 14 year old makes a comment when his freakin balls haven't even dropped yet



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Ahhh i love when the 14 year old makes a comment when his freakin balls haven't even dropped yet


always with the cheap, easy age joke.do i do that to you?wait...nevermind




This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 9-17-01 @ 10:18 PM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
ewwwww, caz... don't talk about pussy and cheese in the same context.


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting

Sephiroth
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Ahhh i love when the 14 year old makes a comment when his freakin balls haven't even dropped yet


::clears throat::

ahem

AHAHAHHhahahaHahahahahHAhahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHhHHahah
hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahAh
HAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!111!!!!


::coughs::


So...........yeah.



This message was edited by Sephiroth on 9-17-01 @ 10:24 PM
MamA CaZ
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
awwwwww

:::stands in front of her favorite *fetus* fjdhjdjdhj::::

"i'll protect you!"


"you will never be forgotten"
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

ewwwww, caz... don't talk about pussy and cheese in the same context.







"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ugh FMFB, ew ew ew ew ew did not expect that from you...lol



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Sorry Grk...I don't know what came over me. :)




"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
either that or flushing the coochie with vinegar, caz


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Ahhhhhhhhh, the magical powers of pussy

Kid, you are right on point with those words.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Ahhhhhhhhh, the magical powers of pussy



What is this power you speak of? ;)

I must be doing something wrong.....



And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.


Gone, but not forgotten


o&aswallow
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
So QT, does this mean you're available again??? ;-)


Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
FMFB - Niiice!
quote:

ewwwww, caz... don't talk about pussy and cheese in the same context.
Damn, now I'm hungry.



"May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't."
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
LMAO OAS - Did your single girl radar just go off & tell you to check the board ?! Classic.

I thought you were out of town?




Wake up, it's Christmas mourn - Those loved has long since gone
The stockings are hung but who cares - Preserved for those no longer there
Six feet beneath me sleep - Black lights hang from the tree
Accents of dead holly - Whoa mistletoe

o&aswallow
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My radar is always scanning Ladi. I'm in Indianapolis. 12 hour drive. Welcome to corporate travel of the 21st century.


Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Ahhhhhhhhh, the magical powers of pussy

Hey, isn't that supposed to read "Puss-ah"?


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