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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: F U to my F'n ex-girlfriend | ||||
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| bman67 | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:22 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01  | I want to give a big ol' fat F U to my ex-girlfriend. She goes on a business trip (or so she says) I call her when she was supposed to be back, left a message on her machine and the bitch never called me back! Hey Lisa, FUCK YOU BITCH!!! This message was edited by bman67 on 11-12-01 @ 2:15 PM | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Ever think that this is the reason why she didn't call you back? BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING BROKEN UP DUMB ASS! You are the fucker's that make all men look like assholes. If you just want to fuck, go find your fuckin mom dick. STOP GIVING MEN A BAD NAME!  | ||||
| bman67 | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:39 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | Bro, get your facts straight! SHE WAS STILL MY GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME!!! | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Get your wording straight "bro". It does not say anywhere in your post that she was your girlfriend at the time of the trip. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 7:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I hate it when two "bros" fight. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 8:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Alkey, I hear ya, bro.  "Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 8:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Well if THAT doesn't get you laid bro, I don't know what will!! About as much class as a bar full of drunken sailors.... Damn, I forgot the bro - good thing I caught that!  You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi! This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 11-9-01 @ 9:07 PM | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 9:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey bro, lay off him. His girl just dumped his ass and he doesn't even know why. So maybe he's a little harsh. Come on, maybe the bitch deserved it. People suck. | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 9:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Bro, is this gonna be like the Becky thread where we carry on the same annoying gimic because we've nothing better to do? ): BTW, bro, maybe she, uh, you know, forgot? That happens. But, judging you solely on your two-- TWO! posts, I'd have to say it was just you. Oh, shit, I almost forgot--- (: (: (: (: | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 9:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Hey hey, bros. Let a sista come in and share her insight? YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE! I'm having the same problem with a friend right now who needs to know where I am 24/7... IT GETS ANNOYING DICK! Aight bro, better luck next time.  "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 |  Hey, maybe the bitch was a psycho slut with some deep emotional baggage and just was putting off the dumping. You know, dropping those "hints" that men never get, trying to sour the mother's milk. But then again, he was an asshole and should have dumped her months ago, but he was blinded by the fact that he was getting something.  She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy . | ||||
| Mrs. Moosen You think Flock is the real mod? Ha! Think again. USA | posted on 11-10-2001 @ 1:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote:Ahhhh, I love it when the door is left open like this...
quote:I love you Maynard... now gimme your nips babe! ;)
Wanna use these cannons? This message was edited by Mrs. Moosen on 11-10-01 @ 1:21 AM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-10-2001 @ 5:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Mrs. M, mind if I call ya bro? ;) | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Can't imagine something that tiny needs much stirring there, bro.  HydratedPeach Don't just stare at me...EAT ME. | ||||
| FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 11-10-2001 @ 4:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: [norton] NICE!! [/norton] I love a girl that can take shots like that at someone.  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-10-2001 @ 4:11 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: I ain't even gonna say a word.  If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 2:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: A good girl like Shelle is friends with a psycho??? Who would have thought?  | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 3:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Hey Bro, She was proably pissed that you interupted her while she was getting long stroked by her new man, and that why she didn't call back. Find a new girl, or if you can't find a new girl go to a Gentlemen Establishment and have some fun forgetting aobut her that way...  | ||||
| SOBERMAN | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 5:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | How did you expect her to call you back when her mouth is full with your best friend's cock?! Do the gentleman thing, go fuck HER best friend! | ||||
| I AM LISA | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 8:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 01 | Dear Ex Boy-friend. Please dont hate me. I had all intentions of returning to your arms when I got back. You must believe me that I was on a business trip. The truth is I started fucking my boss. One night after one of our long meetings, we went out for drinks. I realized what you would never be able to give me. That is sexual satisfaction. You were SO SMALL in the pants, when we had sex I couldn't ever pretend to have an O.....Oh yeah , you may be interested in knowing he is a little china man and he has a bigger shlong than you. Dont let me forget to mention your breath stinks. DO YOU EVER BRUSH YOUR YELLOW RAUNCHY FUCKING TEETH? When you open your mouth it smells worse than a 90 year old womans ass. Thats right! I would rather sniff Sandy Kanes ass than ever kiss your again. To sum it up, your an unstable lunitic with a very small penis and bad breath. | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 10:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | looks like you just got your ass handed to you, bro | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 10:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Alright, if that is actually his ex-girlfriend, then that is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read on this message board! | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 10:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | bman67, comment? Hehe. "Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 10:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | If this really is the real Lisa then all I can say is NICE! "What are you speaking, German Brian?"
"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?" | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 4:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: (Place ear-piercing laughter here) Holy crap, that was funny shit (: | ||||
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