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lumpdiddy
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
How many of you been pulled over by the NJSP and were told you were paced doing an excessive speed?
Well, F the NJSP, cause they are F'n lying bastards.!!
I was stopped on 295 over a year ago from an officer who supposedly 'paced' me, when she was parked on the f'n side of the highway.
She wrote everything out wrong on the ticket. Speed zone, year of vehicle, license plate #, and how many people were in the car,and 80 in a 65 (when its a 55 mph zone). She had the balls to lie to me during the traffic stop by saying "I've never seen anyone going that fast before" and " That wasn't me parked on the side of the road"
All this shit was taped on her own police video camera..
The court system is a joke too.. They wouldn't let me have the video tape because it was irrelevant.. WHAT THE FUCK? Its only irrelevant because it shows she's an F'n lying cop.
And even thought the cop couldn't explain how she got behind me and paced me for over a mile, and she lied about what she said during pullover, and the ticket was completely wrong, I was found guilty of doing 80 in a 55 (even though the ticket was for 80 in 65)
The cops in this state commit perjury on a daily basis and get away with it.
This cop lied thru her filthy teeth, and I hope her superiors fire her (not bloody likely since they take care of their own)...
Pacing is a fucking joke. A cop can pull any one of us over and say they paced us speeding, even if you weren't, and you are guilty no matter what... Guess this is the new way to pull people over and not consider it profiling...
F U NJSP for employing such lowlife scum.....
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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
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Hey ass-F when you see a car pull up behind you like that (cop or not) get the F out of the way. When they're out to get ppl for speeding they sit on the shoulder and run radar. If you get ticketed for speeding and cop says he/she "paced" you it's because "failure to keep right" is a lesser fine.



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RonRon5477
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
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quote:

80 in a 65 (when its a 55 mph zone).
That doesn't help your cause.
I always learned if they wrote the wrong info on the ticket, you could get out of it.

Did you ask the judge how to appeal his/her ruling??


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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:48 PM      
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A fucking year for a speeding ticket to get to court!!! Don't you wish you were going that slow. :)

Next time get a laywer if you're going to start asking for tapes and questioning officers or the way the ticket was written out.

lumpdiddy
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 4:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Snakefuck, all lawyers want you do to is pleabargain. Fuck that if you didn't break any laws...

Yeah, a year to get to court, because the almighty police force can't get their shit together when they run into someone who actually fights a ticket.. Then they don't know their ass from a whole in the wall..

And barf, sounds like with that comment you don't mind taking it up the ass....

She wasn't parked on the side of the road clocking people, she was parked on the side of the road writing someone else a fucking ticket...

RonRon, I did appeal. And I appealed with lawyer..
But the lawyer shows up to court 3 hours fucking late and doesn't bother to bring any files with my punk ass name on it.
Thats where all that upfront fee for a lawyer went, to his professionalism.... He wasn't worth the shit that comes out of my cat....

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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 5:19 PM      
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Can't imagine how you got a ticket with that attitude.


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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 5:32 PM      
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Well, obviously you've been caught for speeding before.

If you'd had no prior offenses, you could have just had it knocked down to 69 in a 55, a 2-point ticket as opposed to 4.

And contrary to your own obvious belief, cops DO NOT leave one traffic stop to go catch someone else.... not unless you (being the someone else) are going a SICK speed over the limit... dangerous, like 100+. So either that traffic stop was over and the cop was pulling away, or you're full of shit.

When the cop pulls up REALLY close behind you, move over and slow down. They're trying to tell you something.

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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:29 PM      
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quote:

80 in a 65 (when its a 55 mph zone)


Sucks for you to live in NJ. On LI the cops rarely pull people over for some reason. If you go on Jericho Turnpike its like a scene in "Fast in the furious" sometimes.



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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:14 PM      
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"Fast in the furious"

pssssst.....its the fast AND the furious...... some speed limits are bullshit. some roads have limits of 25 when they should be around 45..........so i do 45. :)



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lumpdiddy
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 6:48 AM      
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I'm so sorry for my attitude barf, but I thought I was saying all this on a FUCK YOU message board. But I guess I should watch my attitude since someone might take offense to it (you)..

Get real....

And Mr Logic over here is the kind that don't get it. I WASN"T FUCKING DOING 80 MPH. I was doing 65. I had my 2 little kids, their 2 friends, and wifey in our new minivan. The reason the copper pulled us over is because she didn't see a license plate, we had a temp tag in the window (which you can't see at 12 midnight)
So, I'll explain this story a little more in detail..
The copper was finishing up a previous ticket when I drove by her, got that part?? Then 3 miles down the fucking road she pulls me over. Then She says she paced me by following me over a mile , starting at the MILE MARKER OF HER PREVIOUS STOP..

YOU ALL GET IT NOW.. IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT?????
What she fucking did was do 80+ down the highway herself and when she was passing me (since I was in center lane) she didn't see any tag, pulled over behind me and threw her lights on..
THEN SHE MADE UP THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY ABOUT WHY SHE PULLED ME OVER....
I''ll make this simple for most of you.
If you are parked on the side of the road, and a car goes by you doing 80, and you waited 10 seconds to pull out, how long and what speed would you have to do to get behind that car??
CAN YOU DO IT IN LESS THAN A QUARTER MILE???
hell fuckin no...
But the judge in this case says, and I quote " police have these fancy cars with the flashing lights that go pretty fast"
Justice, I tell you, justice........

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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:14 AM      
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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:19 AM      
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Welcome to the loss of innocence. Cops lie all the time. Women cops are the worst. If a cop tells you they don't lie, they're lying.


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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:37 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

She wrote everything out wrong on the ticket. Speed zone, year of vehicle, license plate #, and how many people were in the car,and 80 in a 65 (when its a 55 mph zone).


i have not been pulled over in awhile but when did they start writing on the ticket how many people are in the car?

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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:38 AM      
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Well lumpofshit with that wonderful attitude, I still can't understand why the trooper didn't let you go.

Do us all a favor and drive into a bridge abutment(sp)next time, maybe that will slow you down.

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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
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lumpdiddy, you're black, right?


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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
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lumpdiddy

you are a very angry person, i think it may have something to do with the fact that you are driving a mini van

that would get me pissed also, sucks to lose your manhood just for driving that car



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lumpdiddy
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
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I'm white as white can be barf. Upperclass neighborhood, born and raised. So there goes that theory in your head, right?

Minivan is wifeys vehicle. can't fit all those kids in my 1st generation DSM, nutsackbag.

If I do find a bridge enbankment , snakebiter, with you standing in front of it, I'll steer in your direction. Thanks

cops here in jersey write the passenger count on back of their copy of the ticket, they also write nice little notes about you. But most suckfaces who visit this site don't know all that..

I love this site, where else can you vent like this on the net...
To all who takes this attitude thingy seriously, , grow balls, grow some titty, and get a real life. The only thing real is the story, and take that for what its worth......

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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 5:26 PM      
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Dude, cops may suck but they don't just flat-out lie.

Be honest, you weren't looking at your speed.

You're a fucking douchebag. You think a cop doesn't know that if they're doing 80 to catch you, you must have been doing less than 80? Of course they fucking know that if you were doing 80, they'd have to go well over 90 to catch you.

You're just pissed off cause you drive like a fucking idiot. Die, sir, get in the coffin.

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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 5:32 PM      
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quote:

Dude, cops may suck but they don't just flat-out lie.

Guess you've never ran into a bad one. Yeah they do.


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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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quote:

I was doing 65. I had my 2 little kids, their 2 friends, and wifey in our new minivan.



You got caught speeding in a minivan? A modifed import i can understand, but a minivan?



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lumpdiddy
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:08 PM      
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Keeping spanking your monkey logic, cause it blinded you to the real world..
cops don't lie? Ha, thats a laugh..

Check this out monkey spanker; (we'll leave out the fact that I had cruise set for 65)(and the fact that people were passing me left and right)
Why , if cops don't lie, did this cop answer " I was driving along with traffic when I got behind you " when she was asked how she got behind a vehicle doing 80 mph ??
I guess with your logic , thats the truth, right?
Actually, thats perjury.
Truth is she would have to go faster, right , ass??
But see, if she TELLS THE TRUTH, then she herself can be busted. So she saw fit to lie in court to save her own ass..

So get out your fucking tweezers logical boy, and start pulling the pud over your eyes, and maybe that coffin you talk about will be in your future...

Lent, if I was doing 25 mph over the limit, I'd pleabargain like the rest. I got a ticket before , like 12 years ago, for doing 40 in a 25, and paid it..
But I'm not gonna be a pudpuller like logic boy and bend over and take it..
Its just a shame this cop can't lie straight, she lied so much it caught up with her. She's being investigated as we speak by internal affairs.

What goes around, comes around..

Except for your logic, fellowlogshit. (why is it that the one person that has logic in his name here have no logic at all?) (guess its why anyone who names themselves bigshlong has a tinyweeney)


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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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Except for your logic, fellowlogshit. (why is it that the one person that has logic in his name here have no logic at all?) (guess its why anyone who names themselves bigshlong has a tinyweeney)



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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:42 PM      
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No cop would pull you over for 65. Ever ever ever.

And your story changes more than Dana fucking Dillon.

Just admit it, you weren't paying attention and got fucking caught. You're an idiot.

It's fuckers like you that make me want to carry a gun in my glove compartment.

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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
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If i were you, i'd wouldnt mess with mod......



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lumpdiddy
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
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Well, now the 'moderator' is telling me my story changes..
The only thing that has changed is your penis size. It gets smaller and smaller every time you spread your logic..
Nothings changed in my story, Dick (or is it Prick). (The cop didn't pull me over for doing 65, DumbAss, as I said EARLIER, it was cause she didn't see a license plate, DUMBASS!!!!! )
Stop pulling your twig when you read posts.... You obviously can't do 2 things at once..

Now I'm gonna have to send a huge FU to FTL. Must be this cops relative...



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