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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: the noise is getting on my nerves
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
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posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
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FU to my brothr and sister in law.pick up your fucking kids already! where the fuck are you? they're hear and i'm about to kill them, come and get your dumb annoying shits.



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

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posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
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here, that should hold them for a little while.


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
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MadMickwop
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
Don't forget the plasic bag to put over their little heads before you tape'em up.

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Or you could drop the little tykes off to lil'jimmys day care center. I hear they use the Andrea Yates method.



Living Legend
WankTruster
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posted on 05-12-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

come and get your dumb annoying shits.



Just give them a taste of their own medicine. Put Laxitive in there drinks, so then they'd have dumb anoying shits.



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posted on 05-12-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Need these.....






Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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[Singing]Our Cunt-Twat is a angry Cunt-Twat[/Singing]


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PatCooper
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
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Hey lent aint you gonna need those for your daily drive-by.


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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 11:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nah im sure he has plenty more where that came from dont you lent. :cool:


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Nah im sure he has plenty more where that came from dont you lent.















WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Do you know your not funny.


Master of the Cold....
BigHummer
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 1:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
And I get bitched at for large sigs?

Kids like to play in the bath tub...all soaped up and slippery.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

And I get bitched at for large sigs?


First off, you fuckin' douche nozzle, mongoloid, those pics aren't sigs, worthless waste of chromosomes. Make sure you tell me to "run along" now, fetus-the-hanger-missed.

Secondly, Subzero, continue responding, so you can prove to us all how astonishingly retarded you are. Lavar Burton should beat you senseless for what you've done to our language.

Don't worry. People think you're funny...













WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Do you know your not funny.
NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! You were doing sooo well. Fuck. Alright, let's try this again...

Your = possession. Example: Your brain is nonexistent.
You're = you are. Example: You're a retard.

Please refer to OA.com Grammar Lesson.



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Lord Magus
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
A: Alkey actually made Teh Funney!! The world's about to end, isn't it?

B: big Hummer, those aren't "Sigs" they won't appear in every one of Alkey's posts, the size limitation is SPECIFICLY for pictures linked to in you Signature in your profile, as those show after every post you make. Since I just checked and the Osama image IS currently your signature, I suggest you remove it immediately, as it not only exceeds size restrictions, but judging from the URL it probably isn't even hosted on a site or group of your own.


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I was hopeing for another stupid reply thanks ants. ;)


Master of the Cold....
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I was hopeing for another stupid reply thanks ants.
Hoping, not hopeing.

You didn't click it, did you?

Tsk tsk.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hoping, not Hopeing.


Geez thanks for correcting me whatever anyone says about you your ok.

quote:

Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"


I wasn't talking about you kiddo. i was talking about your buddy.


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I was hopeing for another stupid reply thanks ants.



STOP WINKING AT HIM!
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!
HE HATES YOU!

"another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply""another stupid reply"

YOU MOTHERFUCKING BROKEN RECORD! SHUT UP!

quote:

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET!

PLEASE GO NOW!

EXIT STAGE LEFT!

I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!










WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I wasn't talking about you kiddo. i was talking about your buddy.


WHO THE MOTHERFUCK IS THIS "YOU" THAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO???

A MODERATOR PUT THAT IN YOUR STATUS BECAUSE HE/SHE THINKS YOU ARE AS BIG A WASTE OF SPACE AS I DO!

THAT QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU TELLING ME I'M NOT FUNNY!

CAN YOU NOW GRASP HOW STUPID YOU REALLY ARE?

YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING THAT GOES ON HERE!

FUCKING LEAVE!

quote:

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET!

PLEASE GO NOW!

EXIT STAGE LEFT!

I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!







WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Subzero for Moderator!!!


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Subzero for Moderator!!!
But then the terrorists win terrorist wins.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Discussion Topic: the noise is getting on my nerves
quote:

    [Singing]Our Cunt-Twat is a angry Cunt-Twat[/Singing]

    Nah im sure he has plenty more where that came from dont you lent

    Do you know your not funny.

    I was hopeing for another stupid reply thanks ants.

    Geez thanks for correcting me whatever anyone says about you your ok.

    I wasn't talking about you kiddo. i was talking about your buddy.







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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:rolleyes: >:o :rolleyes:


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET!

PLEASE GO NOW!

EXIT STAGE LEFT!

I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Damn, that sounds better everytime you say it.



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