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silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 7:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	No offense to mothers or anyone who's having a great day. I hate today, every mother's day just reminds me that I went through a combined 18 mos of labor, 14 mos of breastfeeding, 100lbs weight gain and loss, and countless sleepless nights and the motherfucking asshole of an ex that I have can't even move his lazy ass to a phone to call me and say thank you. Thank you for giving me two beautiful children that bear my name and love me. Thank you for waking up every day at 7 to take them to school, for making sure they are fed, clothed, educated, for standing in line for two hours to get those special edition gold Pokemon cards at Burger King. Thank you for not taking my pathetic ass to court to get child support and for maintaining them all by yourself. Thank you for letting me be involved in their lives even though I don't deserve it. Every other day of the year is fine. I don't care. Then Mother's day rolls along and I see everyone else carrying flowers or out to dinner. I would settle for one motherfucking phone call in which he could avoid calling me a bitch. My sons just came over and gave me a Mother's day hug, so I have all that I need anyway. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at?? This message was edited by silera on 5-12-02 @ 8:02 PM

FirstTime LongTime	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 7:56 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Any chance of me wheedling out another month's worth of breast feeding from you? At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:03 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	For a beautiful mommy... WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* It was LARGE, I swear. This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-12-02 @ 8:09 PM

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Thank you for making me laugh & thanks for the flowers. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at?? This message was edited by silera on 5-12-02 @ 8:09 PM

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Pfffft. Whatever I say, Alkey gets to fuck you anyway. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	We always have the grow room. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at??

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Tee hee hee KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	*JYD4Life... get at me dog...*

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	the true question is which of the things does she value most...the hug, the flowers, the food, or the tequila? my money is on the liquor JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Never underestimate the power of a nicely rolled joint. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 9:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: my money is on the liquor You know me so well. Danked I'm touched that you would share your stash with me. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at??

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 9:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: You know me so well. hmmm...i feel a coughing spell coming for some reason JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	You're welcome. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

SweetAngel	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: 18 mos of labor Damn! I thought a few hours was bad! Happy Mother's Day from one single mom to another. Hey, can I get some flowers too? :)

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Damn! I thought a few hours was bad! Happy Mother's Day from one single mom to another. Hey, can I get some flowers too? Happy Mami's Day!!!11 Actually it was a combined 16 mos of pregnancy and only an 1 1/2 labor between both boys. What can I say...I'm angry. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at??

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	well, if you think about it, it is 18 months of labour really. happy day silera, and fuck you're ex, did you really want him bothering you anyway? don't worry, you've still got us :-D "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

SweetAngel	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:46 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Thanks Silera! Those are beautiful! :)

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: well, if you think about it, it is 18 months of labour really. happy day silera, and fuck you're ex, did you really want him bothering you anyway? don't worry, you've still got us You know what? I'm thinking it's like 18 yrs of labor actually. Thank you honey. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at??

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:54 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Danked I'm touched that you would share your stash with me. Danked has been known to trade stash for gash. WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* It was LARGE, I swear.

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I'm angry. [Singing]Our Silera is a angry Silera[Singing] Happy Mother's Day Silera ;) Master of the Cold....

Living Legend WankTruster What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then: Living Legend=Faggot	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:16 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02	quote: [Singing]Our Silera is a angry Silera[Singing] how many times are you going to say the same funking (yes I meant to say funking) line?! Take a hint when no one respondes the first 57 times you say it. PS -- "Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture." E-Mail/AIM

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:19 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: how many times are you going to say the same funking (yes I meant to say funking) line?! Take a hint when no one respondes the first 57 times you say it. What thread are you reading faggot? Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.THE BIVThe Seattle Mariners are now 26 and 11

Living Legend WankTruster What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then: Living Legend=Faggot	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:21 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02	quote: What thread are you reading faggot? Was I talking to you? Absolutly not, so go away. I'm refereing to the other threads he posted at. If you look around you'll see he says it constantly. You try to make me feel dumb but you just make your self look like an ass because you have no idea what I'm talking about. "Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture." E-Mail/AIM

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	this is not good...not good at all.twice today i've agreed with living legend.biv, next time, read a bit before you make yourself look like a total idiot JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Great... not only am I ignored in real life, I am ignored in my own Mother's Day thread. I don't care when you go off on tangents in my wow's, but I will not be ignored here. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!11 Do I have to start boiling bunnies around here?? Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at??

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