Posted By | Discussion Topic: FUCK OPTIMUM ONLINE!!!! |
DoughBoy
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 8:40 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Yeah, FUCK YOU BASTARDS. Why don't you hire some techs that know what the fuck they are doing?
God-damned mother fuckers! I'm at work now so I can post this. Fucking Optimum Online goes down yesterday RIGHT AS I GOT HOME FROM WORK!?!?! I'm on the fucking computer for 3 minutes and it goes OFFLINE. Call them up for 4 hours and talk to 5 morons that couldn't tell me shit. After the first call, I would preface all of my personal info with what I had done. (removed and re-installed software, shutdown machine, unplugged machine for 30 seconds and booted, unplugged the modem for 30 seconds, unplugged both for 30 seconds, unplugged cable from primary feed for 30 seconds) After 10 minutes of explaining what I did, this ONE DUMB MOTHERFUCKER says, "ok, I'm now going to ask you to shut down your computer" HOLY FUCK!!!! I'm seeing red. There is a fucking message on their phone system about Piscataway (the next town over) being offline and these "techs" DIDN'T FUCKING HAVE A CLUE!
Now I have to leave work early for another DUMB FUCK tech to come to my house and say "problem's not here" must be in the office. God-Damn people, I do this shit for a living, I KNOW HOW TO WIRE MY FUCKING HOUSE FOR A CABLE MODEM!!! When I'm sitting there using it and it shuts down for no reason, DON"T FUCKING PING MY MODEM, IT AIN'T FUCKING WORKING!!! MORONS I TELL YOU... MORONS!
All I wanted to do was to play some FUCKING EVERQUEST for the first time in a while. NOW I CAN'T DO SHIT! That was my primary means of communication with the outside world (my cell phone coverage also sucks). I HAD TO GO OUTSIDE! What the fuck?!?! I"M SOOOOO FUCKING PISSED. :mad:
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USA Autoban
Head Slap... Swim Move...
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 9:23 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00
| No shit!
Everything you said is exactly what I have been going through for MONTHS!!!
They keep giving me "fix-it" advice as though the problem was in MY house. Fuck you! It's YOUR system that is the problem.
Every fucking day when I get home from work, guess what, the lights on the modem are blinking and only an act of god can restore service. Every fucking day!
Thank god I'm antisocial.
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DoughBoy
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 9:32 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| UPDATE!
Mr. Picklesniffer from Cablevision just called me up. Tech. guy, A. Whole. is going to be meetnig me at my house in 2 hours to take a peek. Lets see if they can 'fix' it.
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PeterDragon
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 10:21 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Maybe I'm just lucky but I've had little problems in the 2+ yrs I've had it.
Of course I know not to talk to the telephone "techs" - either I do it myself or have them send someone. Your chance of a getting decent phone tech is about 1:20.
2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (You gotta believe....)
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with PASSION
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
3a.Have team not finish below 10th in team hitting
4. Mets win World Series |
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JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate. | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 10:22 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| I've never had a prob with my optonline service since I got it over a year ago.
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| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 10:41 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| I don't know why you people bother with cable and dsl.
I have no problems at all with my dial-up, and it's portable too.
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1888RUSTYTROMBONE It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:22 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Anything that Cablevision/Optimum sells you usually sucks because it never works. This is why that asshole Dolan continues to get more and more money because he knows that you going to have to have someone come over to repair the shit. This is also why Yankees fans are getting so pissed off as well because Dolan refuses to get the YES network. He's the one you should be saying Fuck You too.
2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series5. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea. |
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JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate. | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:45 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
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I don't know why you people bother with cable and dsl.
I have no problems at all with my dial-up, and it's portable too.
because dial-up is TOO SLOW i hate using it so much that i'm seriously considering wireless networking my house.
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:49 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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because dial-up is TOO SLOW i hate using it so much that i'm seriously considering wireless networking my house.
And when modem speeds went from 14.4/28.8 to 56K they were super fast. I don't understand you people sometimes.
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Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:50 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 02
| There is a difference in downloading a song in 30 minutes and downloading one in 30 seconds.
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JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate. | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:54 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
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And when modem speeds went from 14.4/28.8 to 56K they were super fast. I don't understand you people sometimes.
or 2800bps to 14.4 :-D
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
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STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:56 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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There is a difference in downloading a song in 30 minutes and downloading one in 30 seconds.
What's the big rush?
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JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate. | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:59 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
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What's the big rush?
people to do, things to see. being a mover and a shaker.
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:00 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| Nah, it's people like you that speed at 80 miles per hour, and risk a ticket, instead of doing a safe 65-70 to avoid a tickeet to save seconds to very very few minutes on the trip. Then you get a ticket that takes about 20 minutes to write up after a full cavity search, and then you bitch and complain.
Even if you get there without a ticket, you do nothing with the time that you have saved.
I just don't understand that logic.
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Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:01 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 02
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What's the big rush?
My friend, when downloading a lesbian clip, patience is not a virtue.
More spanking = more gooder.
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:12 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| If you need to jerk off that bad, you have issues that I can't help you with.
Besides, what does that say about the fine ladies who provide you with said material in the WOW Forum?
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Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:15 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 02
| Well, if you can look at a picture of the same breast and be able to jerk off with no problem, more power to you. I, however, need some different flavor.
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:28 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| I have an idea, why don't you go out and find someone to have sex with? I know it seems like a radical idea, but, all the kids are doing that these days.
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mikehern JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:33 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02
| Mr Slash Sir,
You make me laugh long time. :-D
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Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:36 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 02
| Been there, done that, lost money.
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:40 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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Been there, done that, lost money.
Did I say I wanted to hear about your failures, callous boy?
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Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:46 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 02
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callous boy
Only if I switch hands too quickly.
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:48 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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Only if I switch hands too quickly.
With a reply like that, I can see why you've "been there, done that, lost money."
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Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:52 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 02
| Well, at least now I'm saving more money to waste.
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:56 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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Well, at least now I'm saving more money to waste.
You forgot the footnote on that one.
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