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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU TO CUNTS | ||||
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| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 1:35 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | I would like to send out a hearty fuck you to all the duplicitious cunts of the world who hoard there vagina like water during a drought. 99% of you mindless walking holes are absolutely worthless, yet you stand thier like elitist British nobility with your noses upturned to the world, generally ignorant of the malaise of the common man. If I could punch the twat of each and every one of you until it was bruised and sore, so you could know what it feels like to reject a shy guy when he comes up to you in a bar and tries to get to know you because he thinks your attractive. Every one of you cuntrags should know the fucking balls it takes to walk up to another human being and put his balls and his dignity on the line for the sake of making a connection with YOU. And what the FUCK makes you so special????? Don't you understand? We don't NEED YOU! If I could have a somewhat engagging conversation with a fucking plastic vagina I swear to g-d I would put a ring on its non-existant finger and marry it today. FU. ALL OF YOU. Any single women out there, e-mail me at [email protected]. I have the Joe Dirt mullet. Visit FoundryChat.  This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 5-3-01 @ 1:46 AM | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 2:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Got shot down again? Note to the ladies: Not all guys feel this way.  This message was edited by Mr. Brownstone on 5-3-01 @ 2:20 PM | ||||
| Kim | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 2:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I must be in the minority then... | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 3:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | :::::DISCLAIMER::::: the rants of foundrymusicjeff are solely his own opinions, and do not represent the feelings of other men on this planet...thank you and have a nice day sucks getting shot down Jeff - god knows i've been there....you'll be ok  "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My adopted mini-critic is Getinthecoffin Anyone else looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Pssstt... excuse me.... Admin boy.... uhhh... Yeah you, mr. shyness. I don't think you got the last memo at the GUYS meeting. We figure out that we do need them. Just thought I'd let you know. Carry on with your rant... :) All kidding aside, it's times like this that I am SOOOO happy I'm married and don't have to deal with the dating scene anymore. Ya got my sympathies there Jeff. It truly sucks to be single somedays.  5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through? | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 3:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | And I thought Ronreddog was the only guy who could cock-block himself... ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. | ||||
| pinknips | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 3:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | gee, I wonder why this obviously intelligent women did not want to talk to you?? You seem sensitive, logical, interesting you know all of the qualities us "duplicitious cunts" and might I add "mindless walking holes" so desire in a man. Do us all a favor and chop it off be for you (highly doubtful but just to be safe) reproduce. Good idea though you know what, since your so pissed you can come punch me in my "twat" till it's all bruised and see what happens to what I am sure will take me many hours and quite a large magnifying glass to find. And honey you need us believe me cause ya wouldn't fuckin be here if we weren't. As for us "cuntrags" what makes us special is that we know how to judge a complete waste of sperm when we see one. Why couldn't your Mom just went with her first instinct and swallowed?  | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:06 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | you know, I am really thinking about going fishing. Fishing anyone?  Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Yup, those bitches can be very cruel, unless you look like Brad Pitt or have mad loot, you're not going to get far in the dating game. But it's even harder now bc/ you have to have both now a days... But if you go to a foreign country like Russia or something they treat you like God's gift to women(No I've never been to Russia, just heard about it). Say what you want, but it's just the plain truth... Fuck em, stick to Porn(no pun intended) much less hassle and cheaper than a date...lol "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...  | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 6:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey Pinknips...good points...well said...it's a shame you're a cunt... I have the Joe Dirt mullet. Visit FoundryChat. This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 5-3-01 @ 6:02 PM | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 6:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | i have to say that i agree with Jeff partly about the havin to get up enough courage to walk up to hot women and put ourselves out there, but punchin the vag, i dont think so. instead, like tyson says, "right in the uterous". Hope everything works out Jeff. IM NOT TAKIN ANYONES BULLSHIT ANYMORE!! | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 8:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Jeff, I really hope you're feeling at least a bit better after your rant-- you really had me worried in the Chat Wed. night, bro. Honestly, this shit happens a lot, and sometimes it'll seem like the risk of going out on the limb to meet up with women really isn't that worth it. But still we will try, 'cause we all know it really is worth it. Damn "cuntrags"... they got us good. LOL j/k Ladies you know I love all of you. ;)quote: CacaDouches, shut up, please. At least he wasn't copping feels off drunk, nearly comatose women. That is your technique, as I recall, is it not? :(  "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" This message was edited by The Brain on 5-3-01 @ 8:24 PM | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Brain, if I may- I would like to demonstrate my technique for picking up women in a club w/ a little visual... Step1:  Step2:  Step3:  "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today... This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 5-3-01 @ 10:27 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | uh oh...... "It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest, It's no secret that ambition bites the nails of success, Every artist is a coward, Every poet is a thief They all kill their inspiration and sing about their grief." -U2 Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 I have adopted Harry Ballzanya, and KOATAS. When they screw up, report their newbie asses to me. | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | That's it shitface I am starting a new thread in fc just for you.  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Bring it, I'll make you into my next shit rag... "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today... This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 5-4-01 @ 12:00 AM | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You know.. it's not my place to judge, but Caca.. After getting ripped to shreds for abusing (knowingly or not) a drunk chick then trying to cover your ass, you go and post this? Either you ARE the lowest form of sludge in the sewer, OR You're just REALLY stupid.  NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "It's hard to garble nawdle zous, With all these marbles in my mouth" E-Mail Me | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: I'd be willing to bet that it's a little bit of both ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. | ||||
| pinknips | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:33 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Why don't you take a minute swallow the last load from your Dad and join the rest of us in reality where "real" communication, not on a computer, actually exists. I would love to see you say any of what you so strongly feel towards women to any of our faces. You've got issues my friend and your not all that tough... so let's not pretend then alright? Cause this cunt is not gonna take your shit. Being scary and mean is real hard while your behind your computer screen sitting on your sore infested ananlly raped ass all day aint it? At least insult me better than that, what are you twelve? Cause being called a cunt by you again hardly got me goin. | ||||
| Fyfetallica | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Amen brother, well. most chicks anyway When a Man Lies He Murders Some Part of the World These Are the Pale Deaths Which men Miscall Their Lives All this I Cannot Bear to Witness Any Longer Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation Take Me Home for those about to rock....FIRE!!!!! | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Foundry's Ambassador of Good Will strikes again! Do I have to move this to Fight Club?  Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! < | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | And who said that people on this board don't have tact? ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. | ||||
| pinknips | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | tact (tkt) n. Acute sensitivity to what is proper and appropriate in dealing with others, including the ability to speak or act without offending. Froy sometimes you have to stoop to ones level in order for them to comprehend. I wasn't even close to how innapropriate he was yet nothing was said then... | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:45 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | God damn it, damn it all to hell! I want to go fuckin fishing! I try to star5t a simple fuckin fishing trip and I can't get anyone to come! Well fuck everyone, I will go by myself damn it! Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I was merely making a general observation Nipps, not singling anybody out. I'm not reprimanding you or anyhbody, just pointing out the interesting way in which people converse and interact around here. ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. | ||||
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